My Date with a Vampire: Heaven-Defying Comprehension, I Clean Out Uncle Jiu's Hidden Stash
僵约：悟性逆天，薅光九叔小金库
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Although Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai like to play around, they still know their limits? Are you kidding me or joking? If they weren't Uncle Nine's masters, they would have been killed countless times already. And don't they have any idea how many people they've killed? That's ridiculous.
Chapter 171 says that the protagonist's rapid advancement and solid foundation, coupled with poor mastery, necessitates suppressing his cultivation level. Does this mean the protagonist, despite possessing nearly ten thousand times the natural talent, is truly worthy of such a seemingly useless ability?
Author, are you serious? You should keep your cheat ability to yourself, why tell others? Doesn't everyone have a privacy? Just give the benefits to Uncle Nine, why explain everything so clearly? Purebred
I don't understand why the protagonist reveals everything about himself right from the start. He seems like an idiot. Even people from ancient times wouldn't casually reveal their personal information.
Author, are you out of your mind? If this book has nothing to do with "My Date with a Zombie," why are you even using the words "My Date with a Zombie" in it? You're definitely seriously ill.
It's been a long time since I've seen a protagonist so arrogant as to let a tiger return to the mountain. He doesn't even have much skill, yet he tries to make zombies run rampant, thinking he has everything under control. He only starts to panic when things go wrong. The protagonist is written like those low-IQ villains.
What you wrote has absolutely nothing to do with Contracts of Zombies?
Speechless... There's no continuity between any two pages, do I have to guess the plot just to read a book?
The protagonist is worse than a piece of trash. He inherited so many things, yet he's still such a useless piece of trash. Giving him a cheat code is a waste. Transmigration and rebirth always result in pathetic losers. Modern novels are all about the "trash-to-goodness" formula.
It's one thing to write a completely mindless, bland story, but you've made so many typos and I haven't seen you ever correct them.