Special Forces: My Cheeky System

Transmigrating into the world of special forces? That's wonderful!

The ability to be immortal? If I can't beat you, I'll just wear you down to death!

Unbeatable luck? Heh... Anyone who dares oppose me, just wait to be struck by lightning!

All of that is great, but can someone tell me why my System is such a jerk?

"Quest issued: Host, stand in front of that telephone pole and shout, 'There's hope for my illness!'..."

"Quest issued: Host, sneak a peek at the female soldiers bathing and get caught..."

"Quest issued: Host, shout three times in the commanding officer's office, 'Sir, I've got my eye on your daughter...'"

Looks like I'm done for~

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