Married into Beiliang, and I Start Fooling Around on My Wedding Night

Name: Married into Beiliang, and I Start Fooling Around on My Wedding Night
Author: A Cup of Cappuccino, Please

入赘北凉，新婚之夜我就蹭蹭

by A Cup of Cappuccino, Please (来杯卡布奇诺)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 160k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Traditional Wuxia
Updated: 3y ago
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Synopsis

Du Li was a massage therapist for wealthy female celebrities. After transmigrating to a world of martial arts where dynasties stood side by side, he married into the Northern Liang royal family.

On the night of his wedding to the Second Princess, he unexpectedly awakened the “Get Stronger by Rubbing” System.

Or, no, the “Divine Massage” System.

As long as he rubbed up against someone, or rather, gave them a massage, he could get stronger.

Xu Weixiong: You call that technique you practice the “Pain-Enhancing Eagle Finger”? No wonder it’s so powerful.

Xu Xiao: How is this possible? You cured my chronic illness with just a few presses?

Xu Fengnian: Brother-in-law, let Hongshu be your personal maid. All I ask is that you teach me a couple of finger techniques.

Du Li: One at a time. Hey, hey, hey, Zhang Wuji, why are you taking off your clothes?

Zhang Wuji: Aren’t you giving me a massage?

Du Li: Get out! I only offer undressing services to women. And Wanwan, there’s nothing wrong with you.

Wanwan: Darling, a little harder, please.

Du Li: You only need to rub against me. Now let me go!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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