I Told You to Open a Pet Shop, Not a Historical Theme Park!

Du Qinian takes over a pet shop left behind by his parents.

By chance, he plays a card-drawing game featuring historical figures.

To his surprise, the game turns out to be real.

From the start, he draws the Yongle Emperor, Zhu Di, the man who conquered the northern lands!

Except the Zhu Di standing before him seems a little different...

Zhu Di: "What do you mean, conquering the northern lands? I merely gave the order and sent half a million troops north of the Yellow River, meow~"

Du Qinian: "Oh, I see~ Wait, Zhu Di, why are you a cat?"

Only then does Du Qinian notice the game's name: Meow Meow Alliance!

He only wanted to open a pet shop, but now historical cats are gathering at his place.

Du Fu Meow: "I only want to see all the poor scholars in the world sheltered and happy, meow. Bai, it's been ages. I've missed you so much, meow~"

Qiji Meow: "In the end, Qiji is like Bing, and Song Taizu isn't Han Wudi. Champion Marquis, drink up! Let's get drunk and not go home, meow~"

Liu Bang Meow: "Han Xin, today let's put our past differences aside and deal with Xiang Yu Meow first, shall we? Meow~"

Help! My history has turned into a bunch of cats. I'm waiting online, and it's urgent...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.