Journey to the West: Li Er, Please Stop Sending Your Son on Western Expeditions

Name: Journey to the West: Li Er, Please Stop Sending Your Son on Western Expeditions
Author: Ten Thousand Ten Thousand Ten Thousand Subscriptions

西游：李二，求你别让儿子西征了

by Ten Thousand Ten Thousand Ten Thousand Subscriptions (万万万订)

Status: Completed
Length: 5.1M Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Classical Xianxia
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

“Father, the Bodhisattva said we need to show sincerity in fetching the scriptures.”

Li Er: “The Bodhisattva is right.”

“Father, let's simply send an army to escort them. That will show how much we care.”

Li Er: “Wouldn't that burden the people and drain the treasury?”

“Father, look at it another way. This is a chance to expand our borders. You could become an emperor for the ages!”

Li Er: “An emperor for the ages!!! You make a good point. Send out the troops and bring back the Buddhist scriptures!”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: “Your Majesty, tell your son to stop! They're about to dig Mount Five Fingers into a hole!”

Sun Wukong: “Once they dig up Mount Five Fingers, I'll help you on your western expedition!”

Zhu Bajie: “I used to be Marshal Tianpeng, and now you're making me farm?”

Jade Emperor: “Wasn't this supposed to be a journey to the West? How did it turn into a western expedition? Send a hundred thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals to help the Tang king.”

Tathagata Buddha: “Wait a minute! How did the Tang Empire's borders end up surrounding my Spirit Mountain?”

Li Er: “Buddha, my son says that within Tang territory, everyone must pay taxes according to Tang law! Thank you!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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I can give you three abilities. 1: Never grow old 2: Not to be killed 3: Copper skin and iron bones 4: Manipulation Time 5: Space Travel 6: Mind Control 7: Turn stone into gold 8: Flying and disappearing into the ground 9: Unparalleled Martial Arts 10: Heavenly Medical Skills 11: Super Brain 12: Super Speed 13: Super Technology 14: Fire Ability 15: Elemental Body
27 likes4y ago
The protagonist is just an ordinary person, whom Guanyin could easily crush with a flick of her wrist, and it wouldn't affect China. Li Tai was never an emperor in official history, so what impact would he have on China? And yet he's still playing mind games.
26 likes3y ago
It's written as if the top strategists and Li Shimin during the Zhenguan era were all fools, led by the nose by the protagonist. They've lived for so long that even pigs can become spirits, yet the cunning Guanyin is easily manipulated by the protagonist. Does it really think that all those years of Guanyin's life and cultivation were for nothing?
22 likes4y ago
It's ridiculous. After Emperor Xin, there was no other emperor. Emperor Xin dared to confront all the gods and Buddhas because he was protected by divine power. Only Li Shimin dared to go against the gods and Buddhas? Buddhism only allowed you to live because it used you as a pawn.
16 likes2y ago
Stop hyping up the Tang Dynasty. If it were truly a fantasy Tang Dynasty, no matter how powerful or ambitious Li Shimin was, it wouldn't matter. Ancient times were about worshipping gods and Buddhas, using their names to establish and govern the country. Li Shimin might have been powerful but not afraid of gods and Buddhas, but others were. Would Li Shimin really fight Guanyin?
16 likes3y ago
How many narrations and "Holy crap!"S must appear in a single chapter? So exciting! A massively awkward scene!
12 likes4y ago
It was mentioned earlier that humans are accompanied by a special kind of luck! The higher the status, the more luck one possesses!
11 likes5y ago
It's not smooth to read at all.
10 likes4y ago
Cihang Daoren, is he a man with a woman's appearance?
10 likes5y ago
Li Shimin, at forty years old, gained ten more years of lifespan, and a surge of vitality welled up within him. He felt as if his body had returned to its forty-year-old state! Author, are you seriously trying to make me laugh to death?!
9 likes5y ago