Journey to the West: You Knocked Down My Ginseng Fruit Tree, and You Still Want to Fetch the Scriptures?

How could an ordinary person seize the body of a quasi-sage who beheaded two corpses? How come the life experience of less than a hundred years has not been assimilated by the memories of trillions of years?

To say that Nuwa is so kind, tsk tsk

If you write about Journey to the West, just follow Journey to the West. There is no such thing as Hongjun in Journey to the West. The strongest are the Three Pure Ones, Pangu created the sky, spiritual treasures transformed all things, primitive thunder tribulations, moral abandonment* The existence of the will, elective human body, and pursue detachment through human calamities and become Laojun. The strongest realm in Journey to the West is the Great Heavenly Lord, the Jade Emperor and Laojun are both Great Heavenly Lords, and Tathagata is considered Half a Great God, Buddhism was founded by Laojun who turned Hu into a Buddha, in order to restrain the Jade Emperor, because the Jade Emperor cultivated earlier than Laojun. Originally, Laojun lit lanterns, but later the lanterns were made by Tathagata, and Buddhism became a third-party force. I don't know how to write nonsense. If you want to make a hodgepodge, don't use Journey to the West for the title. Use Journey to the West to write like this? He, tui~

Female Disciple H: Master, what's underneath you? What's underneath me? Master: The one below the master is a bird, and the one below you is a bird's nest. Female Apprentice H: Does the bird want to return to the nest to feed the young birds? Master: That's right. The baby birds have to go back to the nest every night to feed the baby birds. The baby birds are in your belly. When the baby birds grow up, they will come out of your belly. Remember, only one baby bird can enter each nest. Female apprentice G: Master, my junior sister is only eight years old. Is it really okay for you to tell her this now? Master: Ahem, I am educating her as a teacher.

If you are not a saint, you are just an ant. You have just listened to the sermons with the saints and walked in the front. Are you still the same generation as the saints?

Nuwa's good corpse turned out to be a man

The author confuses Journey to the West with reality. The world of Journey to the West is a smaller version of the prehistoric world. In the prehistoric times, only cause and effect were discussed, and only victory or defeat was determined. The Two Sages of the West are the best proof, and so is Journey to the West. Why not kill the four Tang monks first and then blow himself up in the center of the Longevity Mountains?

Why do juniors dare to be sent to mess with Zhen Yuanzi? Are Heavenly Court and Buddhism too stupid? Anyway, it looks a bit awkward

The young man fell in love when he saw that he had recovered, and he was still charming. Is he still Zhen Yuanzi?

If anyone dares to reply to me, I will curse him to be molested by various goddesses every night.