Journey to the West: You Knocked Down My Ginseng Fruit Tree, and You Still Want to Fetch the Scriptures?
西游：推倒我的人参果树，你们还想取经？
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How could an ordinary person possess the body of a quasi-saint who had severed two corpses? How could someone with less than a hundred years of life experience not be assimilated by trillions of years of memories?
To portray Nuwa as so kind, tsk tsk
If you're going to write about Journey to the West, then follow the Journey to the West narrative. Journey to the West doesn't have a Hongjun-like figure; the strongest beings are the Three Pure Ones. After Pangu created the world, Lingbao transformed into all things, Yuanshi transformed into the lightning tribulation, and Daode sacrificed his will to cultivate a human body, undergoing…
Female apprentice H: Master, what's down there? What's down there? Master: What's below you is a little bird, what you're below is a bird's nest. Female apprentice H: Shouldn't the little bird go back to its nest to feed its chicks? Master: That's right. The baby bird returns to the nest every night to feed its chicks. The chicks are inside your belly, and they will come out when they grow up.
Those who do not become saints are merely ants, only having listened to the teachings of saints and walked ahead of them. How can they be considered peers of saints?
Nuwa's benevolent corpse was actually male.
The author has confused Journey to the West with reality; the world of Journey to the West is a miniature version of the prehistoric world. In the primordial world, only cause and effect mattered, and only victory and defeat mattered. The two Western Saints are the best proof of this, as is the Journey to the West. Why not kill Tang Sanzang and his companions first, and then self-destruct at the center of the Longevity Mountain's geomantic veins?
Why would any junior disciples dare to provoke Zhen Yuanzi? Aren't the Heavenly Court and Buddhism a bit too foolish? It's definitely a bit awkward.
If he's already a young man who's become so charming and debonair, is he still Zhen Yuanzi?
Anyone who dares to reply to me, I curse them to be molested by various goddesses every night.