Showbiz: I Spout Chinese Classics, and Zhou Jie Can't Stop Crying

"Don't worry, I'm Zhou Shuyi. There's no way I'd cry over a little pearl, okay!"

Lu Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a small-time streamer.

And the person he's connected with is none other than the star of the delinquent girl meets vocational-school rapper pairing.

Zhou Shuyi!

When viewers kindly try to warn her, she laughs at them for being trolls.

Lu Yuan snaps back with, "Are you cosplaying as Bambi or what?" leaving Sister Zhou in tears.

Then, at the viewers' request, he enters Rap of China.

Watching the King of Twerking onstage repeatedly sing, "I always cram at the last minute,"

Lu Yuan launches into a tirade: "Is that something a human being wrote? The lyrics my dog pisses out are better than yours!"

The whole venue erupts.

"Damn, this guy's awesome. He's cursing up a storm!"

And that's only the beginning!

A certain Blue TV station lets you turn your chair for 500,000 yuan. Lu Yuan: "Are you really that shameless, just chasing money?"

A certain effeminate guy sells eyebrow pencils and mocks the audience. Lu Yuan: "A sissy propped up by the audience's money dares to run his mouth?"

The whole internet is in an uproar: "He curses up a storm. I love it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.