I'm Not Sun Wukong

Stupid? The accompanying treasure of Styx is actually the day after tomorrow? Boy, do you know what nature and nurture are?

Damn, Guanyin turns out to be a male

The Ming Dynasty fell and the Yuan Dynasty was established. Are you serious, the author?

When I was seven years old, I grabbed the cicada and thought I could catch the whole summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed her face and I thought I would be with her forever. When I was twenty-seven, I masturbated to the sky and thought I had raped the whole world. When I was thirty-seven, I buried my dick in the soil and thought I had raped the whole earth.

It's better to keep the page table of contents clean, so I won't update rules and thank you. This book is guaranteed to be updated five times during the new period, and additional updates will be added based on the results. The daily update will not be less than 10,000 words. After it is put on the shelf, it will be the same. If the results are good, it will be updated ten times a day. The update time starts at 11 noon and is updated from time to time.

I think it would be better for the author to not follow the seventy-two transformations and thirty-six transformations based on those in Journey to the West. According to the Immortal Tongshu, the seventy-two Earthly Evil Techniques represent seventy-two kinds of magical powers, such as communicating with the underworld, driving away gods, etc., And the Thirty-Six Transformations of Tiangang represent thirty-six great magical powers, such as pushing mountains and reclaiming seas, turning stones into gold, etc.

The fiery eyes are just the result of the monkey's innate magical powers being useless.

The first soldier to enter came back with blood on his head - Napoleon When you can easily enter, you should understand that it is not that you are great, but that the other party can tolerate your insignificance. ——Paul Korchagin When you can easily enter, you should understand that it is not you who are great, but everyone who has broadened the path for you - Ward Even if it becomes a black hole, it is still a place I want to explore in my life. ––Hawking The tree-lined path you yearn for is actually covered with hoarfrost every morning and night - Lev Kamwodki The pink color you thought has been tarnished by time! ——Keir Even though countless people have left traces there, we still yearn for it. —Guo Moruo Sister-in-law opens her mouth, my grandson is about to go out - Sun Wukong

What the fuck every time, the protagonist accidentally attracts attention, is it boring? The author is eager to send the protagonist to death because the protagonist's abilities are not as good as Da LuoTM. Is it interesting? If a saint can kill the protagonist casually, why not have a way of heaven? The essence of TM is to abuse the mainstream in the middle and late stages of TM, and the final ending is invincible.

After reading the introduction, I didn't want to read it anymore. Guanyin is originally a male, okay...