I'm Not Sun Wukong

Foolish? The Styx's innate treasure is actually acquired? Kid, do you even know what innate and acquired are?

Master, Guanyin was originally a man.

The Ming Dynasty fell, and the Yuan Dynasty was established. Author, are you serious?

At seven, I caught a cicada and thought I had captured the whole summer; at seventeen, I kissed her face and thought we would be together forever; at twenty-seven, I masturbated and thought I had raped the whole world; at thirty-seven, I buried my penis in the ground and thought I had fucked the whole earth.

It's better to keep the table of contents clean, so I won't include update rules or thank-you notes. During the initial release period, this book will guarantee at least five chapters per day, with additional chapters depending on performance. Daily updates will be no less than 10,000 words. The same applies after it's published; if the performance is good, you can update ten times a day. Updates will begin at 11:00 AM and will be updated intermittently.

I think it would be better if the author didn't follow the Journey to the West's interpretation of the Seventy-Two Transformations and Thirty-Six Transformations. According to the Divine Oracle, the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends represent seventy-two kinds of supernatural powers, such as communicating with the spirits and exorcising deities, while the Thirty-Six Heavenly Fiends represent thirty-six great supernatural powers, such as moving mountains and filling seas, and turning stone into gold.

The Fiery Eyes are merely the result of a monkey's innate supernatural power being wasted.

The first soldier to go in returned with blood on his head—Napoleon. When you can easily enter, you should understand that it's not because you're capable, but simply because the other party can tolerate your insignificance. — Pavel Korchagin When you can easily get in, you should understand that it's not because you're exceptional, but because others have paved the way for you. — Ward

Every time it's some ridiculous plot point where the protagonist accidentally attracts attention. Isn't that boring? The protagonist's abilities aren't even at the Great Luo level yet, and the author is already rushing to kill him off. What's the point? Even a Saint could easily crush the protagonist, let alone the Heavenly Dao. It's basically just about crushing the mainstream characters in the mid-to-late game, and then becoming invincible in the grand finale.

I didn't want to read it after reading the synopsis. Guanyin was originally a man, okay...