Journey to the West: I Fooled Six-Eared Macaque and Raised Sun Wukong from the Start

I want to establish a Daoist sanctuary.

Quest: Make the Six-Eared Macaque a guardian of the sanctuary.

Quest: Make the Lingming Stone Monkey a guardian of the sanctuary.

"Six-Eared, how about you keep an eye on the Peach Garden? I'll let you train the rival who killed you with a single staff strike."

"Stone Monkey, isn't being the Great Sage Equal to Heaven more fun than being the Victorious Fighting Buddha?"

"Jade Rabbit, Chang'e is the lady of this place. Are you sure you don't want to come?"

"Your Majesty, looking for a man? Take a look around the Three Realms. Is anyone more handsome than me?"

"..."

Six-Eared, Stone Monkey, Jade Rabbit, the Queen...: "It's not that we're lacking resolve. He really is offering us too much!"

Tathagata: "What happened to Buddhism's promised rise to greatness? Why have all the monsters along the road disappeared?"

Guanyin: "My mount! Damn it, where did my mount go?"

Nuwa: "What happened to the demons' promised decline? How have they become more powerful than the ancient Heavenly Court?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.