Senior Brother, Take It Easy. We’re an Immortal Sect

The world is going to be destroyed. The plot is boring, the results are poor, and the novel has been abandoned. So the world of the novel will be destroyed. An Pingle transmigrates into another world and becomes the foremost disciple of an immortal sect. He makes a grand vow to save the world: "I'll make this world dazzlingly exciting." He causes trouble everywhere! If he pulls off a good stunt, the immortals beyond the heavens (the readers) will love it. Then the novel won't be abandoned. He'll shake up this utterly ordinary cultivation world!

Years later:

"There are eighty thousand words in the world, but only love can kill."

"Junior Sister, I have severed the bonds of love and devoted myself to the Way. Why are you being so forward, Junior Sister? Get dressed at once, or you'll fall into a tribulation of love and invite the invasion of evil demons."

(Don't include anything explicit, or the censorship beast will come after us and the book will be gone.)

"Say no more. My Dao heart is firm."

An immortal beyond the heavens tipped a golden treasure chest.

"...Once I transcend the Three Realms, I'll create another paradise beyond this world."

(Wait until I set up a resource group and upload some good bonus chapters.)

Those who enter this book must abandon all sense of shame.