Key, Come Forth

“Help! They’re abducting a woman!” Shen Lang heard the cries from the street. He looked at his frail body, then at the keyboard in his hands. In an instant, his fingers flew, typing out a line in huge letters: [Someone kicked me from behind, making my right fist land squarely on the thug’s jaw. Then I spun around in a dazzling flourish and caught the victim with one hand.]

After finishing his typing, Shen Lang struck a superhero’s takeoff pose, and then his vision shifted. Looking at the lovely girl in his arms, then at the prompt before him, [Die from dual cultivation], all Shen Lang wanted to do was shout: Damn it! I let my guard down! This is a scam!

If there are no true immortals in this world, I’ll wield my keyboard and become one. The great river’s keyboard descends from the heavens; one keystroke spans the sky and suppresses the world. If Heaven had never given birth to me, the keyboard warrior, the Way of the Keyboard would have been darkness for all eternity. Keyboard, come forth!