How Much Longer Can I Live?

Ji Yaoyu woke up as the heir of a prominent family. He thought he could spend his days in the capital enjoying cricket fights, traditional music, and douzhi, but then he discovered that his predecessor had been a major villain.

"My cousin has the bones of an immortal, but my mother had her ambushed and transplanted those bones into me?"

"I have a half-sister who, on our father's orders, wasn't allowed to practice martial arts or cultivate. I humiliated and tormented her countless times?"

"The young lady I was betrothed to used to be a genius, but I broke off the engagement after she lost all her cultivation, and humiliated her as much as I could when I did?"

"I once slaughtered a village in a fit of rage, but two little girls escaped me. Now they've returned after mastering their arts?"

"There's a herdswoman at my family's ranch whom I used to beat and scold every day. By a twist of fate, she's inherited the legacy of an ancient Heaven-Swallowing Demon Lord, and now she wants to eat me as a tonic?"

"Even you were abducted by me. Your older sister is the reincarnation of an emperor from the Upper Realm. She awakened her past-life memories half a month ago and is riding here right now?"

"You're saying none of that is the most important part. The most important thing is that I'm now the dynasty's most wanted rebel, and countless people want my head so they can rise in rank?"

"Got it. I'm killing myself right now!"