My Daughter, Talulah

Wei Yenwu: "Arknights is a trash game. I'm applying to quit."

Fyodor: "I've never played a worse DLC than Ursus. What did the game designers write it with, their **?"

Wang: "Pretty good overall, just a few small bugs where family members disappear, but they don't affect the overall experience."

Yunsheng (playtime: 266 months and 13 hours): "It's so much fun! Arknights is the best game I've ever played! I play the Originium flow, and my class mentor, Priestess, is beautiful and so friendly. The NPC interactions are lifelike and entertaining. How come I haven't experienced any of the problems you mentioned? The shills above are making a fuss over nothing."

Wait, where's the exit option?...

When Yunsheng first transmigrated, he saw Ling flying around and thought Arknights was a wuxia game. A year later, when he saw the Mobile Cities, he thought it was a sci-fi game. After reaching the pinnacle of martial arts and visiting the countries of Terra, he realized it was a massive sci-fi adventure hack-and-slash RPG.

Then just now, an NPC named Yanjing placed a baby in his arms.

"If you are willing, sir... I entrust this child to you."

"Let's call her Talulah."

...So Arknights is actually a massive romance and raising-sim game?