Shut Up, Evil Dragon! I Don't Want to Raise Kids with You Anymore

When I saw it was a sign-in recommendation or an editor's recommendation, my first impression of this kind of book was, "Oh, just take a look, probably just mindless sweet romance." But I found that every bit of sweetness perfectly hit my sweet spot, making me incredibly excited and turning me into Neymar in bed. This kind of genre—with its subtle emotional strife—is perfect. Let me talk about the plot: a former dragon slayer is captured by the Silver Dragon Queen (in multiple senses) and begins his revenge. Both sides are focused on revenge, creating a sense of irreconcilable differences; they argue and bicker about everything. But then, "Yes, we have two daughters," and it turns into a marriage of convenience...

Regarding this book—*Shut Up, Evil Dragon, I Don't Want to Have Any More Children with You* (hereinafter referred to as "Shut Up, Evil Dragon")—as the first novel I paid to follow on Pineapple Bun (a Chinese online novel platform) to the latest installment, it lived up to expectations and gave me a lot of "interesting" emotions. As a reader who has been quietly following it, I still want to say a few interesting things. In my opinion, different types of novels bring different emotional experiences to readers—some contain short-term or long-term emotional impacts, flowing gently and deeply into the heart; others pour emotions down like a boulder rolling down a mountain, moving the reader to the core and giving them a strong emotional impact and resonance. ...

Today was another ordinary day at St. Heath Academy. Noah opened his eyes when the bell rang; his roommates were still half-asleep. But even among dragon cubs, there are different kinds. While some were still stretching, others were already jogging on the track, starting their day's exercise. It was Friday, Noah thought. Tomorrow was going home. He wondered if Mu En was thinking of him, and if his parents were still cuddling. Sigh, who understands family? His father was the strongest in history, but he only ever clung to his mother. He really hoped Xiao Guang could teach him a lesson (uppercutive punch: Received). After a normal breakfast, since school ended at noon today…

Update later tonight.

[First time writing a long review, rubbing hands. Jpg] ☞The following content may contain spoilers, please read with caution. The author has updated to Chapter Nine when I wrote this long review. [Let me first add some armor] I have no intention of changing the author's direction or guiding readers' expectations; this is merely my personal opinion. I've been reading light novels and web novels for six or seven years. Unfortunately, I was just a student back then, and I've only spent a little over three thousand yuan on paid websites, and I read many novels on free websites. My views may not be correct. If you have better insights, please feel free to discuss them peacefully. [Starting to ramble] I was drawn to this book...

Honestly, we really need to pay attention to the issue of Leon's bloodline. First, regarding why Leon must be a pure-blooded human: 1. If Leon were a human-dragon hybrid or some other hybrid, all his achievements and efforts from birth to the present would be attributed to his bloodline, and his own efforts would be completely ignored. No matter what Leon achieves, people would immediately think, "He's worthy of being a human-dragon hybrid." 2. If Leon were a human-dragon hybrid, it would be like country A and country B being sworn enemies, constantly at war, and then country A's general being a hybrid of country B; imagine, Political Commissar Lu Jun mixed with cherry blossom blood, can you even imagine...?

Introduced by Bilibili, a comic book for beginners, an addictive novel, I bought it in full and reread it twice—you've successfully piqued my interest (not really, but definitely a top-tier pure romance novel). What attracts me most is still the dragon setting: once the dragon mark appears, one can only have one lover in their lifetime. Wow, from then on, the whole book is directly tied to the pure romance god. The plot doesn't have much pretentious dark and tragic hatred, but rather the family happiness that everyone enjoys, and the heart-fluttering love stories. The emotional development in the novel is very delicate and logically sound. Just like that dog of a man's famous saying: "Love begins with the child, and the heart is still unsatisfied when the child is gone." The dragons in the book are indeed a race that admires strength...

It's the pure romance genre I like, which was a major reason I kept reading. Secondly, the emotional storyline is very delicately portrayed; you can feel the gradual development of the relationship between the male and female leads, from initial dislike to eventual love, without feeling abrupt. This was a pleasant surprise for me. Another point is that the author rarely emphasizes the protagonists' looks, which is a significant difference from some novels I've read before. Many novels, in order to emphasize the protagonists' appearance, either frequently bring up the topic or use the reactions of others as a foil, which frankly becomes cheesy and annoying after a while. But this book devotes considerable attention to this aspect...

Okay, everyone, I'll be honest. With the first volume finished (it's been a while since it ended, but I've been putting it off), our joyful family comedy romance has entered a new chapter, and we've also welcomed a new year. Although we lost the "Moe Contest," it was still a glorious defeat, achieving a respectable top-four finish as a new book. And as someone who read both books, I understand the pain of having to choose between them. Enough rambling, let me briefly summarize the first volume so far (based on my own opinion): From being captured to waking up and the escape plan, to the romantic life of a dad with two kids, and finally...

"Losweiser, I will defeat you one day." This was Leon's true thought after being captured. Countless days and nights, Leon repeatedly reminded himself not to forget that all of this was an illusion, that he was human, and that peaceful coexistence with a dragon? That was impossible… After his last attempt to fight Losweiser with his remaining magic, Leon discovered that he could fight her at his peak… Why… why? What was this feeling? A fake family, a fake marriage, fake kinship—everything was just a facade for the child. But why did thinking of Losweiser cause him heartache? Could it be that he really… No, impossible, she and I are enemies…