
Are You Really Going to Eat Me, Sister Priest?
你真要吃掉我么,牧师小姐?
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 702k Words
- Genre
- Western Fantasy
- Updated
- 7h ago
- English
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Citrus-Flavored Stories About Love, Passion, or Hope (Personal Recommendations)
1. No books with devastating plot twists. If one wrecks me, I won't recommend it. 2. One book per author. If you like one of an author's books, you can check out their other works too. 3. There are subjective reviews and tags. The tags may change and could be wrong, so feel free to tell me. 4. Remember to support the authors and give them a like. 5. I only collect ongoing books. (I also collect the completed books that I think are each author's best and put them in "All Done...".) 6. My reviews
Male-to-Female Yuri, Yuri, and Single-Ending Stories I Could Stick With
That's about it. Most feature assertive tops.
The Withered Lily Garden.
Updated 2026.9.27. Collecting high-quality GL novels. (All finished reading.) P.S. I'll flag any disgusting dealbreakers. Removed the ones I didn't enjoy.
Made a List to Pass the Time: Mostly Gender-Bender, with Some Solo Romance
Super~Big~Cup! A Veteran Reader's Bookshelf
Superb gems among new releases, plus towering favorites from my bookshelf that are worth revisiting! A selection for seasoned readers! I'll list plenty of well-written books that never show up on the homepage. (Most are GL, with some gender-bender romance and male-lead stories mixed in.) Even if a book has gone on hiatus, I'll note where I stopped reading. (Some abandoned works have really stuck with me, but most are definitely complete.)
Books I Finished Reading Carefully, Though Many Were Abandoned by Their Authors
These are books I've all finished and thought were really well written. They cover a wide range of subjects, but the prose is a pleasure to read.
A Blessing for Delicious Everyday Life!
Getting stronger and pushing the main plot forward is important, but delicious everyday moments are what life is all about! Smooth pacing and easy reading come first, with a few promising new stories thrown in. Mostly gender-bender GL. I'll remove abandoned stories. Updated August 26, 2026
Yuri, Personally Curated and Updated from Time to Time
Revised in August 2026
A Reading List of 60 Books, Mostly Yuri
There are lots of good novels, but few that are completed or manage to keep going. They get abandoned for all sorts of reasons. The best novels really are the ones in the summaries. Here are some that suit my taste. (Cultivation is doomed, cultivation is doomed 😑) Save the list if you like it 😙 (sigh, I don't know why, but I keep dropping books halfway through. I wonder how many will still be alive this time. Once the list is full, I'll kick out the abandoned ones.)
Warmly Blooming Lilies 7.5
New books are below. From now on, I'll use abc to indicate how much yuri content a book has, instead of Chinese characters. This has nothing to do with the book's rating. No matter how much older and more weathered you get, passion is always what matters most.
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Have you ever been a mushroom? Some of this is just random writing and assumptions.
Review Chapter 37
It's good. Among the books I read on Pineapple Bun, I think it ranks in my top three. At least I found it very enjoyable to read. It has a traditional dungeon crawler feel, with no unnecessary foreshadowing or boring backstory tropes. All I read was about leveling up and spore-spraying. The two main characters are also interesting. The protagonist wants to level up by walking, while the elf is a pitiful child who wants someone to accompany him. It would have been even better if it were a pure romance, although I feel it already is. If the author continues with this kind of content, I honestly think it's quite interesting, although I'd also like to see a protagonist secretly using a mushroom body to develop...
Hey boss, you write really well, but your update speed makes up for that.
A book filled with nothing but words gave me a headache.
Have they all switched to updating once every two days?
I've been raising it for so long, and it still hasn't turned into a mushroom girl?
Leaving a footprint, highly recommended
I haven't read such an interesting book in a long time; the references and plot are perfectly integrated. Although the protagonist doesn't yet have a human form, he doesn't get boring. The dungeon battles reminded me of Spider-Man from Vision, and the conversations with the female lead gave me a sense of triumphant homecoming. In short, the satisfying action and romance unfold together. I hope the author continues writing according to their own vision, but could they please speed things up? Compared to the female lead's redemption storyline, the dungeon leveling is more engaging for me; of course, it can be quite lonely without anyone to talk to.
Uh... Writer's block or abandoning the story? At least give us some feedback...
Why isn't it updating? 😠
Why do you update every day! If you're not a mushroom, who are you?! Whoever you are, don't get off!