Who Says Someone Who Retires at Lightspeed Isn't a Hero
谁说光速退役的不算英雄
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.2M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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Today's update is also very late.
If you take each of He Xue's male protagonist's romantic storylines out of the book, they're all incredibly pure love stories. But if you read them together, they're just utterly awful. This book is a masterpiece of her craft, a super-awful, utterly awful story. It's great, I really like it 😋
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This book is really worth reading.
Reading He Xue's books always gives me a sense of nihilism.
As the title suggests, every time I read He Xue's books, I always feel a nihilism emanating from the depths of her writing. Even though she's always writing about love and romance, and the protagonists are always incredibly powerful and capable of saving the world, reading them always leaves me feeling empty. That's probably why I've never read a He Xue book from beginning to end; I always read it in bits and pieces. Life is inherently filled with emptiness, and I'm always thinking about how to live well in the future, what life truly is. I've been unemployed for half a year since graduation, renting an apartment alone. My daily routine consists of helping my senior with work, buying groceries, cooking, and other household chores, or...
It's reasonable to infer that the author is a perverted foot fetishist and also a sister fetishist, and most likely doesn't have a sister.
Some nonsense after anxiety disorder
I feel like I've known He Xue (the author) for a long time. It started in the Jiangwu (a popular online dance group) group, and later, after reading her masterpiece, I downloaded a pirated copy of the txt file online and brought it to school to read under the covers. Since coming to London, I haven't read many novels. Last night, after a bout of anxiety, I chatted with He Xue for a bit and felt much better. After my usual insomnia, I picked up He Xue's new book and read it from beginning to end, suddenly recalling those moments of confusion and emotion from back then. He Xue's writing style and plot are so much better than before; the power of her words is still so moving. Thank you for accompanying me through so long as I've grown up. We're both slowly getting better…
Call me if you can't sleep in the middle of the night; I'm a responsible man.
Just as He Xue said, he wrote his thoughts, his understanding of love, the value of justice, and the meaning of existence into the book, establishing numerous background elements that prevent it from becoming monotonous and childish. Reading the dialogues and witnessing the protagonist's charismatic personality is incredibly engaging. His understanding of these things is thought-provoking, and many scenes are extremely romantic, creating a powerful impact that combines rationality and emotion. I really enjoy the philosophical and thought-provoking lines in He Xue's books; this book is truly amazing!
I really like a quote from Lin Cheng: "I swore I would never sleep with the same woman twice, or I'll get hit by a car and die."