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  1. Where Have the Immortals Gone? 神仙去哪儿 Xianxia & Wuxia1.2M WordsCompleted Transmigrated? East Victory Divine Continent, Southern Jambudvipa? Aren't those place names from Journey to the West? Why aren't there any Wukong or Bajie? What's the deal with Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West? Are those half-familiar legends true or false? Is this another world, or a conspiracy long since forgotten? Where have all those ancient immortals gone? Come explore with Fei Lei, a goofy, ridiculous transmigrator! 742.8kClicks324Favorites3.3kRecs
  2. My Husband, You're So Naughty 相公你好坏 Ancient Romance634k WordsCompleted You schemed to send me to the past, and now you still dare chase after me? Do you think your granny is dead? You think you can squeeze me however you like? If I don't finish you off, I'll make sure you get a taste of what it's like to have your wife cheat on you! This book only borrows the setting of a dynasty and some character relationships. History majors, please don't take it too seriously! 514.7kClicks3.9kFavorites0Recs
  3. The Strongest Demon Dragon of the City 都市之最强妖龙 Urban Fiction948k WordsCompleted A demon dragon's inner core enters his body, and his family's treasured jade reveals its miraculous powers. From that early morning onward, Qin Shou discovered that his once peaceful life, as calm as spring water, was starting to head somewhere he could never have predicted. "Don't tempt me. My soul already belongs to someone... Even if you force yourself on me, all you'll get is my body..." Let's leave the pressures of reality behind and witness the growth of this lovable goofball... 406.5kClicks395Favorites3.2kRecs
  4. Spare Me, Great Hero 大侠饶命 Fantasy671k WordsCompleted [Nonsense transmigration, the most outrageous web novel] I'm a great hero, what have I got to fear? Even if I can't beat you, I can still cuss you out. And even if I can't out-cuss you, I can still outrun your ass! If you've got the guts, let me hit you ten times first. If you don't drop dead, I'll admit defeat. What, that's unfair? Then go find someone else to fight. If you want to face me, you play by my rules! To all the punks who bullied me and the beauties who ignored me: now you're in fo 367.2kClicks958Favorites7.9kRecs
  5. Little Fish and Big Shrimp 小鱼儿与大虾米 Light Novel552k WordsCompleted The martial world isn't as righteous as you think! The leader of the alliance isn't as handsome and dashing as you think, either! After an incident involving the sale of a dog, Du Xiaoyu's life was turned upside down, and from then on she was plunged into one disaster after another. If you offend the alliance leader, you might get drugged, have your pressure points sealed, or be subjected to personal attacks. If the alliance leader takes a liking to you, heh... There's only one outcome: don't ev 65.5kClicks163Favorites835Recs
  6. My Sect Leader Is Too Awesome 我家掌门太牛皮了 Xianxia & Wuxia390k WordsOngoing [The Funniest Cultivation Novel on the Entire Internet in 2020, a Ridiculous Comedy That Made Huaji Oral Solution a Legend] Synopsis: Oh no! Chen Wuji blew up the latrine with a magical treasure, and now the whole sect is covered in shit. Oh no! Chen Wuji ran off with the sect leader's wife, and now the whole sect is calling you the King of Cuckolds, Sect Leader. Sigh! If Heaven won't kill Chen Wuji, all the sect leaders are fools. A note from the pretty author: I'm Huaji Oral Solution. If you'r 42.2kClicks214Favorites239Recs
  7. The Matchmaker Can Do Whatever He Wants 月老就是可以为所欲为 Urban Fiction2.1M WordsCompleted A rumor has spread through the Immortal Realm: the only person in the world you must never offend is the Matchmaker, Wang Yao. Offend anyone else and you can settle it with a fight. Offend the Matchmaker, and the next edition of your family tree might be your last! Wang Yao, a young man who transmigrated, was forced to become the newly appointed Matchmaker. Only then did he realize that this immortal, who sounded like some low-ranking official in charge of trivial matters, was actually quite pop 33kClicks468Favorites10.4kRecs
  8. Chang'an's Class I Protected Animal 长安一级保护动物 Fantastical Romance602k WordsCompleted In the 27th year of Tianyue, with the establishment of the Demon Suppression Bureau, coexistence between humans and demons entered a regulated era. General Shen Chang'an, defender of the nation, was handsome and accomplished in both the arts and warfare. Countless women in the capital had soaked their pillows with tears in their dreams of becoming his wife. Enchanting demons, rare and beautiful, were so pleasing to the eye that their status in the capital had once surpassed even that of princess 32.7kClicks496Favorites2.9kRecs
  9. Showbiz: This Pop Diva Really Wants to Fall in Love 文娱:这个天后很想恋爱 Urban Fiction397k WordsCompleted Su Bai transmigrated into a parallel world and became a top-tier rich heir. Before he could even enjoy the perks of being a transmigrator, his family started pressuring him to get married like crazy. To get his family off his back, he accidentally added his boss, Yu Lianxing, to the family group chat. Mom: "Welcome to the group, future daughter-in-law." [A targeted transfer of ¥10,000] Dad: "Welcome to the group, future daughter-in-law." [A targeted transfer of ¥10,000] Looking at the s 21.4kClicks36Favorites39Recs
  10. The Mighty Heavenly Dragon from the Start: I Get Stronger by Playing the Meme 开局大威天龙,我玩梗变强 Urban Fiction589k WordsOngoing Can playing with memes make you stronger? I'll unleash the Great Might Heavenly Dragon and get ready to catch demons! What do you do when you're broke and single? Transform into the Crooked-Mouth Dragon King and marry into her family! What do you do when a ghost suddenly grabs you by the throat? Swing a giant slap right at it! What do you do when monsters are everywhere? Battalion Commander, where's my Italian cannon?! What do you do when you run into a Ghost King? This punch has twenty years of 14.1kClicks11Favorites85Recs
  11. Xuanhuan: Invincible from the Start! My Goofy Underlings Return Everything Ten Thousandfold! 玄幻:开局无敌!沙雕小弟万倍返还! Fantasy310k WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Nonsensical] [Gang] After spending sixty years in a fantasy world, Mu Jiutian finds his gang on the verge of breaking up and his underlings about to be sent off as cannon fodder. What are a bunch of old men supposed to do? Mu Jiutian feels helpless. Fortunately, the System finishes repairing itself and draws his clones back. But...there are so many of them, and they're so powerful, that they scare the System out of its wits. However, because his real body is so weak, he has a stran 13.6kClicks22Favorites36Recs
  12. Blue Sky Beneath the Snow 白雪下的蓝天 Urban Fiction349k WordsCompleted This novel tells the story of Li Si, a multimillionaire, through an incredible and absurd series of romantic and marital misadventures. Before his divorce, he has extramarital affairs and romances. Unable to endure his wife's domineering scolding any longer, he chooses to divorce her. Afterward, he pursues idealized love and goes on one blind date after another. Following one twist and turn after another, he eventually heads back toward marriage. Through Li Si's story, the novel reflects on the 13.5kClicks37Favorites276Recs
  13. The Mortal's Cultivation Journey 天凡修真传 Xianxia & Wuxia238k WordsOngoing Tricked by his parents, a young man leaves a small coastal town and sets out on the path of cultivation. He cons and deceives his way along, stumbling into countless lucky breaks, yet he can't cultivate even a trace of spiritual power. In the cultivation world, strength is everything. At the edge of life and death, others rely on their cultivation, while this young master relies on his gift of gab. He cons people wherever he goes, even gods when he meets them. The most shameless duo in history, 11.9kClicks9Favorites435Recs
  14. Wilderness Livestream: Turning into Calabash Brothers from the Start 荒野直播:开局变身葫芦娃 Light Novel225k WordsOngoing Qin Feng, a chef from Lanxiang Technical School, transmigrates to Blue Star, which has been revived a thousand years in the future. To awaken his shapeshifting System, he joins the global livestream program Wilderness Calamity. From the start, he transforms into a Calabash Brother, livestreaming his wilderness reclamation while cooking monsters. Viewer A: Qin Feng is obviously so strong. Why is he so cautious? Viewer B: I've already started a crowdfunding campaign online to beat up Qin Feng. Vie 10.4kClicks30Favorites163Recs
  15. Ghost-Hunting Night Talks! 探灵夜谈! Suspense Mystery720k WordsOngoing From a nobody to a professional paranormal investigator, from an unemployed young man to the host of an online paranormal show. I can take on evil spirits, battle zombies, slay monsters, and raid ancient tombs! I'm just me, and even looking at myself gets me worked up. I'm a nobody who has always lived a quiet, dismal life. But one young lady completely changed my fate. I met all sorts of strange people, and through a twist of fate became an on-location host for a horror-themed paranormal varie 9.8kClicks14Favorites0Recs
  16. Immortal Live Stream 神仙直播间 Urban Fiction160k WordsOngoing The fans in my livestream are a bunch of immortals. The God of Wealth said, "Hey, little bro, are you short on cash again? Here's another fifty million to spend." Taibai said, "Little bro, take this fine immortal artifact and make do with it for now." A female immortal said, "Little bro... I've fallen for you. I love you so much I can't sleep." Yu Zhen said, "I really don't know what to do with you people. Fine, I'll reluctantly accept it." 8.4kClicks21Favorites70Recs
  17. You Can Turn Battle Qi Into a Horse, but I Can Fuse With Mecha 你会斗气化马,我能融合机甲 Fantasy383k WordsOngoing Have you ever seen someone in powered armor perform high-level battle techniques? Have you ever seen an Iron Man hovering among a group of powerful fighters who have grown wings of battle aura? Su Chen transmigrated to a world filled with battle aura and became the useless young master of the Su family. While everyone else hoped to one day ride a horse made of battle aura, Su Chen was researching what kind of powered exoskeleton could fly steadily and efficiently in the stratosphere. In this cha 4.8kClicks11Favorites0Recs
  18. There's No Way I'm an Immortal 我不可能是仙人啊 Fantasy70k WordsOngoing This is a world where humans, demons, Buddhas, Confucians, and asuras coexist, with a tangled web of powers and dangers at every turn. After transmigrating here, Su Mu hides away in An County with his master, planning to live out the rest of his days in peace, until one day... Lu Xiaoyu: “Brother Su Mu is amazing! Watching him slay demons is so wonderfully down-to-earth.” Zhou Yueban: “My buddy Su Mu has the makings of an immortal!” Hu You: “Keep working hard, disciple. I'm sure you'll catch up 3.6kClicks8Favorites0Recs
  19. Erhu's Happy Life in Another World 二虎的异界快乐生活 Fantasy101k WordsOngoing An ordinary college student is lucky enough to get hit by an ancient-looking little ball. To his surprise, the ball is a System that can transform into Teacher Cang. See how Erhu uses the System to rule the mortal world, then laughs his way through the cultivation world. In the end, Erhu cultivates to become an immortal, then a god, and finally a God King, only to discover that the System was transformed from the princess consort of his previous life. He turns out to be the legendary henpecked h 3.4kClicks11Favorites0Recs
  20. The Great Jing's Number One Scoundrel 大靖第一贱客 Xianxia & Wuxia139k WordsOngoing Ye Chen transmigrated into the Great Jing Dynasty, becoming the capital's most despised wastrel. After awakening the Myriad Worlds·Unorthodox System, he found himself hunted by the Demon Cult's Holy Maiden in the martial world... In a brothel, he competed for business with the madam, Liu Piaopiao... His lackey, Ximen Qing, sobbed, "Brother Ye, could we at least have some ambition? We're supposed to become the men who find the Pirate King!" His mount, the black donkey Wu Zhui, scratched a message 2.6kClicks4Favorites49Recs
  21. I Might Be Here for the Laughs 我可能是来搞笑的 Fantasy146k WordsOngoing Have you ever seen someone transmigrate and perform a contrail stunt with an airplane? Have you ever seen someone get rejected by the heroine the moment they make an entrance? Have you ever seen a heroine who loves money more than life? Come take a look at this absurd, hilarious adventure in another world. Every turn takes you somewhere you never would have imagined. 2.3kClicks8Favorites0Recs
  22. The Sequel to Journey to the West: The Tang Dynasty Rebellion 西游记后传之唐朝之乱 Fantasy54k WordsOngoing After completing their Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang and his disciples returned to the Great Tang in the Central Lands... and witnessed the dynasty's decline from its golden age. 1.9kClicks4Favorites0Recs
  23. The A-List Superstar's Third-Rate Agent 天皇巨星的三流经纪人 Modern Romance27k WordsOngoing After one drunken night, Su Sai is hit with a staggering compensation bill. With no way to avoid it and no means to pay, she is forced to sign a three-year contract as agent to Qin Lingyang, a star whose career is on the brink of collapse. With her social savvy, she turns the creditor's fortunes around and helps him reclaim the top spot in the entertainment rankings. But her boss doesn't seem impressed. "Su Sai, you really are shameless..." "Boss, you've always cared only about results, not what 1.7kClicks6Favorites51Recs
  24. He Was Called a Saint for Being Too Violent 因为太过暴力,所以被称圣人了 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse40k WordsOngoing Can you imagine how it feels to be chased by a burly brute riding a Pegasus chariot, bending a bow to shoot missiles, with lightning all around him and flames blazing wherever he goes, surrounded by strange phenomena, and swearing like a sailor, all while demanding that you perform a talent? And you can't beat him or get away! 1.5kClicks3Favorites5Recs
  25. The Chang'an Swordsman Xiao Shusheng II 长安剑客萧书生贰 Xianxia & Wuxia692k WordsCompleted On the Shangyuan Festival night in Chang'an, the lanterns of Vermilion Bird Street shine as brightly as day. Lanterns embroidered with auspicious beasts sway gently in the evening breeze, but the glint of blades in the shadows at a street corner casts a chill over the lively scene. Xiao Yan, the scholar once famed for chronicling the jianghu's feuds with a bamboo brush and sweeping away scoundrels with a long sword, has long since laid aside his sharp edge. He lives in seclusion in an old alley 1.5kClicks0Favorites0Recs
  26. I Play League in Another World 我在异界打联盟 Xianxia & Wuxia23k WordsOngoing 1 1.3kClicks6Favorites29Recs
  27. I Am in the Dimensional Realm 我在次元界 Light Novel37k WordsOngoing Reborn in another universe, he gained a mysterious bracelet and set out to live an extraordinary life. He thought turning his life around in the city and workplace would be the end of it. Who knew that when the Six Realms shattered, a Seventh Realm would emerge? To stop the wicked from invading, the guardians of each realm needed to find the guardian of the Seventh Realm. Battles across different dimensions kept reshaping his view of the world. When he wanted to leave it all behind and live peac 1.3kClicks3Favorites0Recs
  28. Invincible at the Gate 挂门无敌 Xianxia & Wuxia36k WordsOngoing A Golden Core cultivator? Sorry, my Cheat Sect is invincible! A Nascent Soul cultivator? Sorry, my Cheat Sect is invincible! A Mahayana cultivator? Sorry, my Cheat Sect is still invincible! The brothers Bushan and Busi see no one as their enemy! 1.2kClicks4Favorites0Recs
  29. I Got a Choice System and Was Forced to Become a Genius 获得选择系统被迫成为天才 Urban Fiction30k WordsOngoing Li Fan accidentally transmigrates to a high-martial world, only to discover that his Dao root has been stolen, cutting off his path to survival. But fortune favors the determined: the Choice System gives him a second chance. As long as he makes choices, he gets stronger! Only, it seems like this is a bit too much? Hardworking top student: "Why?! Why is Li Fan still a higher level than me when he spends every day indulging in entertainment?!" Master blacksmith: "I don't get it! Why does Li Fan ha 926Clicks3Favorites0Recs
  30. Embracing Joy 衔欢 Modern Romance34k WordsOngoing (1v1, love grows over time, a man disguising himself as a woman, the story of how I fell for my brother's male wife) Lu Lu: Falling for my sister-in-law could never happen to me, because I'm a girl too! Fang Zao: Is it possible that I'm not a girl? Fang Wan: Blame my body for letting me down, and blame me for coming up with such a terrible idea. Lu Shan: Can someone tell me whether my wife is a man or a woman? Fang Wan: A woman before the wedding. Fang Zao: A man after the wedding. Lu Lu stared 921Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  31. And So I Started Cultivating Immortality?! 于是乎就修仙了?! Fantasy28k WordsOngoing An author transmigrates into a half-baked work of his own creation, meets the protagonist Zhu Xiao, and begins a bizarre adventure... 847Clicks3Favorites0Recs
  32. I'm Not a Sword Immortal 我不是剑仙啊 Xianxia & Wuxia26k WordsOngoing My name is Li Daoshan. I'm no Sword Immortal, just an ordinary Taoist priest at Baiyun Temple. But everyone who's seen me draw my sword calls out, "Spare me, Sword Immortal!" 745Clicks1Favorites0Recs
  33. Nuclear Blast Sword Immortal 核爆剑仙 Xianxia & Wuxia24k WordsOngoing Hey! You there, Nascent Soul! Hands up! Do you hear me? 725Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  34. Heart-Pounding Days After Becoming the School Hunk 变成校草后每天的心惊胆战 Romantic Youth20k WordsOngoing She and he had once belonged to different worlds. She never imagined she would become him! What was she supposed to do? She'd liked him already, and now she'd become him. What was she supposed to do when taking a bath? How embarrassing! 657Clicks2Favorites0Recs
  35. Four Roommates' Fight for Survival in the Apocalypse 四人寝末世求生 Light Novel30k WordsOngoing While Sun Ning kept teaching Xiao Sixian his secrets for picking up girls and mooching food and drink, Wang Yu struggled to make it big and become the next Ma Huateng, and Zhang Dafu lay in bed every day, slacking off and going nowhere, a mysterious zombie virus broke out and swept across the entire human world. Dormitory 3219 was caught up in it too. Well, now Sun Ning was no longer obsessed with mooching food and drink, Xiao Sixian stopped fixating on the women's pale, lovely legs, Zhang Dafu 649Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  36. About How My Classmate Can Transform 关于我同学可以变身这件事 Fantastical Romance31k WordsOngoing Original title: My Classmate Isn't Human. Out of curiosity, Mu Qian had always hoped to become a magical girl. She followed her strange classmate Qin Luo and discovered his secret. At some point, a mark had appeared on her own hand too. Had she finally become a magical girl? But things didn't seem to be going the way she imagined... Every time she watched Qin Luo turn into all sorts of animals, she had no choice but to look after him, and found him... kind of cute? Things got more and more ou 638Clicks1Favorites0Recs
  37. I Cultivate Immortality Through Memories 我用回忆来修仙 Xianxia & Wuxia20k WordsOngoing [Ding!] [System has detected that Host has come into contact with the Cultivation System…] [Unlocking techniques: "Chaos Dharma Body, First Layer," "Ten Thousand Thunders Art, First Layer," "Complete Collection of Chinese Allegorical Sayings, Set One," "Famous Quotations, Set One," and "Broadcast Calisthenics, First Routine."] [Unlocking the Beast Pet Prize Machine. Ten draws have been granted, guaranteed to include one Immortal Pet Egg.] [Unlocking the Myriad Worlds General Store...] [Unlock 618Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  38. This Minor Is Unusual 这个辅修不寻常 Fantasy34k WordsOngoing On the Tiangang Continent, anyone can awaken a Fate Soul, and its form determines the path of their cultivation. One day, a soul from another world arrived, and the world began to take a very different turn. "Congratulations, Host, on awakening the strongest support-class System!" "What the heck? Support class? I'm a man who's always played the main carry!" Ye Wuchen roared in despair. The System fell silent for a moment. "You can refuse! Of course, as punishment, you won't be able to be a man!" 399Clicks2Favorites0Recs
  39. The Lanling Map: Dragonvale Rising 兰陵图:风起龙垣 Fantasy21k WordsOngoing I want to write a serious novel. ? 347Clicks1Favorites0Recs
  40. Sent to a Mental Hospital While Trying to Save the World 救世途中被送进精神病院 Urban Fiction9k WordsCompleted What, people with mental illnesses are actually the only ones who can see the truth of the world? To gain power, you have to pay a price: cast aside your emotions and desires, and command evil spirits and the corrupted. Me? I'm pretty impressive. I've been able to see monsters since I was little. Turns out I'm an evil spirit myself, and I've even joined the National Bureau of Source Sea Resource Security. My coworkers and superiors are all people who want to destroy me. What should I do? Fellow 281Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  41. Saving the World I Created 拯救那个我创造的世界 Fantasy12k WordsOngoing He once entered the novel he had written. He thought the world he had penned would remain peaceful forever. Then a dream revealed that the story he had written wasn't over, and was facing a catastrophe. This time, instead of writing the ending, he steps into the novel himself once more. 62Clicks—Favorites—Recs
  42. Awkward Happenings in the Divine Realm 神域囧事 FantasyCompleted I always thought I was useless. I couldn't even manage an ordinary mortal's life, but then one day I suddenly became an immortal, and a civil servant at that. Doesn't that sound ridiculous? I thought being an immortal would be a cushy job, but it turns out the divine realm has its own tangled politics. With nothing but a brick for a weapon, I ended up living a life full of blood and blades. 47Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  43. I Lost My Memory and Somehow Ended Up Doing the Right Thing 失忆途中,我竟见义勇为 Urban FictionCompleted Rumor has it that the Kingdom of Jinlong has a force that appears and vanishes without a trace, killing without a sound. Chenxing is the only Reaper in the unit. During a mission to bring vital information back to the country, Chenxing is unexpectedly exposed, leaving him injured and amnesiac. Chenxing: This time, I did the brave thing and helped someone in trouble. Even Jesus couldn't stop me, I swear. Elder Ye: You don't know he's the Reaper? He's a rank above Jesus! We just make sure his achi 37Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  44. Turbulence in the Gu World 蛊界风云 Xianxia & WuxiaCompleted A transmigration story. It tells the tale of a young man named Xiong You. Relying on his memories, strategy, and talent, he makes a name for himself in the ever-changing Gu world. The story begins in its land of origin, Mount Xionghu… 16Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  45. Bibi and Lele 比比和乐乐 Light NovelCompleted This story is based on real life. All the seemingly outrageous events actually happened. Art comes from life! 9Clicks0Favorites0Recs
  46. Cultivation: Even the Pet Dog Has Transformed! Am I Still Just a Mortal? 修仙,宠物狗都化形了!我还是个凡人? Xianxia & Wuxia372k WordsCompleted Qin Yi, an exemplary student of the modern era, transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes a beggar, yet displays an extraordinary talent for cultivation. Beishan Zun, an immortal honored as the Venerable of Beishan, happens to meet him while delivering a letter down the mountain. With a mix of coaxing and trickery, he takes Qin Yi on as his beloved disciple and brings him back to the sect. Years pass, but Qin Yi still hasn't even reached the Qi Refining stage... On a barren mountain, ma 1Clicks0Favorites0Recs

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