Little Fish and Big Shrimp

The martial world isn't as righteous as you think!

The leader of the alliance isn't as handsome and dashing as you think, either!

After an incident involving the sale of a dog, Du Xiaoyu's life was turned upside down, and from then on she was plunged into one disaster after another.

If you offend the alliance leader, you might get drugged, have your pressure points sealed, or be subjected to personal attacks.

If the alliance leader takes a liking to you, heh... There's only one outcome: don't even think about running. Marry him, then torment his son!

This book is for readers of all ages and genders. Get ready for some laugh-out-loud absurdity, as the alliance leader teaches you eighteen ways to flirt with girls!

Excerpt 1: “Xiao Yu, you took me by force last night!”

The poor little fish looked up and asked, “So, should I take responsibility for you?”

“Yes!”

“Can I refuse?”

“Why don't you try?”

Try? She could only try in her next life...