Qin Yi, an exemplary student of the modern era, transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes a beggar, yet displays an extraordinary talent for cultivation.
Beishan Zun, an immortal honored as the Venerable of Beishan, happens to meet him while delivering a letter down the mountain. With a mix of coaxing and trickery, he takes Qin Yi on as his beloved disciple and brings him back to the sect.
Years pass, but Qin Yi still hasn't even reached the Qi Refining stage...
On a barren mountain, master and disciple enjoy themselves as they take a dump.
Beishan Zun: "Even the dog you adopted has taken human form. Why haven't you started cultivating yet?"
Qin Yi: "Then why don't you take the dog as your disciple?"
Qin Yi looks at the golden glow on the middle and ring fingers of his left hand and feels like crying.
Other cultivators get a golden finger like a System or an exceptional spiritual root. Why did my awakening give me a real "golden finger," the "Hand of God"?!
Touch some poop and gain the secret mini-burger skill: Adhesion, which has an unusual appeal to dogs.
Touch a pill cauldron and gain a porridge-style alchemy technique: not only does alchemy turn into a pot of porridge, you have to drink it all for it to work.
Qin Yi: "What kind of ridiculous skills are these?!"
