Awkward Happenings in the Divine Realm

I always thought I was useless. I couldn't even manage an ordinary mortal's life, but then one day I suddenly became an immortal, and a civil servant at that. Doesn't that sound ridiculous? I thought being an immortal would be a cushy job, but it turns out the divine realm has its own tangled politics. With nothing but a brick for a weapon, I ended up living a life full of blood and blades.