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- Serving as a Magistrate with a Phone 带着手机当知府 This is a story that will make you curse the author, with a plot that will make you want to spit blood. Qian Xiaoji's famous saying: “As someone who has transmigrated, my dream is not to die too soon.” Passerby A: “Magistrate, I have something to report! Please see justice done for me!” Passerby B: “Magistrate, there was a strong wind last night, and my old sow ran away. Please see justice done for me!” Passerby D: “I was just passing by. Don't mind me...” Qian Xiaoji: “I hate passersby the most 575.5kClicks722Favorites3.6kRecs
- Loli Three Kingdoms 萝莉三国 [Personalized Writing Contest] Hey, hey! You can transmigrate just by taking a nap? That's way too careless, hey! Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms and finding all the generals turned into girls would be bad enough! But fine, I'll put up with it! But why are all the famous generals little girls, hey?! As a righteous, upright, and irreproachable lolicon, I absolutely can't stand this! Damn it! I have to win them all over! 431.5kClicks967Favorites2.2kRecs
- A New Chapter in the Great Ming 大明新篇章 [Personalized Writing Contest] A young man from modern urban society transmigrates through his soul five hundred years into the past after coming to someone's aid, returning to the final years of the Chenghua era in the Ming Dynasty. Only then does he discover that he comes from a merchant family, with a doting father and a loving mother, and that he is actually a legendary temporary worker, a low-ranking clerk in the North City office of the Five City Military Command. Leading an army of tempor 357.8kClicks364Favorites3.1kRecs
- Transmigrated into a Male-Oriented Novel as a Cannon-Fodder Side Character 穿成男频文里的炮灰女配 After waking up, Xie Yingying, a female office worker from the 21st century, discovers she has transmigrated into a male-oriented novel, and it's a harem story, too??? That would be bad enough, but she's not even the heroine. She's become the lowest-ranked cannon-fodder supporting female character??? This is ridiculous... No way. I can't lose to these fictional characters! Demonic temptations?? Take them down! Sect attacks?? Handle them! The womanizing male lead?? Win him over! But... Wait! Isn' 283.5kClicks68Favorites270Recs
- I Just Want to Live a Long, Quiet Life 我只想安静的长生 After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Shen Tianqi says all he wants is to live quietly and attain immortality. But he has a troublemaking senior sister, a troublemaking master, troublemaking martial uncles, and a troublemaking sect leader... And somehow he’s been pushed into the role of a genius! I’m really not a genius! I’m just a newbie who wants to live quietly and attain immortality! 216.4kClicks633Favorites381Recs
- The Lovely Wife of the Farmhouse Is a Dragon 农门娇妻是条龙 After slaughtering three thousand minor worlds, an empress wakes up in the body of a five-and-a-half-year-old peasant girl by a twist of fate. She wakes from a half-year coma, only to be sold by her grandparents for a ghost marriage. Huh? She's only worth two taels of silver? She goes into the mountains to gather herbs, and her animal friends give her precious medicinal plants. She goes out to sea to fish, and the fish gift her rare luminous pearls. Watch her bring along a Destruction System and 156.3kClicks7Favorites0Recs
- Ordinary Me, Yet Adored by Cute Girls 平凡的我却被萌妹子青睐 Luo Xiaohang is an utterly ordinary high school student. Then several beautiful girls appear in his world, and a hilarious story begins. This is a new author's first book, so please show your support, tip, and add it to your collection. The story has a lighthearted, humorous style. 39.5kClicks195Favorites376Recs
- Why Can You Pick Up a Witch on the Road? 路上为什么可以捡到魔女 (A friendly reminder: This book contains an excessive number of elements, including anime, school life, fantasy, and comedy, which may cause discomfort.) What? I was supposed to die today? You keep calling me a stupid human, and now you're saying things like, "It's hard to say what your fate will be from now on," and "Just in case, it's better if I stay by your side." If you're going to freeload off me, at least come up with a decent excuse, will you?! Whatever. Never mind whether this little gi 36.8kClicks202Favorites1.5kRecs
- From Honghuang's Beginner Village to Overpowered 从洪荒新手村开始超神 Lin Zhe is a severe completionist who has to collect everything and earn every achievement in every game! The latest full-dive online game, Primordial Era, is a huge hit. Lin Zhe begins his livestreaming career with one modest goal: to empty out the newbie village. Day 1 after launch: Players wield all sorts of weapons, cutting their way from the east end of the newbie village to the west, leaving rivers of blood. Lin Zhe is helping Auntie Wang from the newbie village feed her chickens. One mont 33kClicks250Favorites1.4kRecs
- My System Is Broken 我的系统不正常 My System is a goofball, and its bizarre items never stop bringing laughs. In a fantasy world, what the heck is a USP pistol from the start? Weren’t I supposed to get divine cultivation techniques, legendary martial arts, and golden dragon blood? And there’s Snow Beer that gets you drunk with one sip, luosifen that gets you hooked with one whiff, and Huazi cigarettes that make you blurt out the truth with one drag. The most ridiculous thing is a Meituan delivery uniform that boosts your speed? T 29.8kClicks66Favorites147Recs
- My Junior Sister Has a Hidden Talent 师妹她身怀绝技 Chisongzi, sect leader of the Qianyun Sect, found a young girl by the mountainside and brought her back. She looked so frail and delicate that she seemed utterly useless. Everyone in the Qianyun Sect knew their new Ninth Junior Sister dozed off in class, ranked dead last in competitions, and ran at the first sign of trouble. Her senior brothers all thought she was beyond saving. Then one day, they went down the mountain with her to gain experience and ran into danger. One by one, the remarkable 29.1kClicks286Favorites1Recs
- Dragon Soaring in the Heavens 龙行在天 With the help of a dragon-shaped jade pendant left behind by his mother, a naive young vagrant endures countless dangers, eventually growing into a mature man who can stand on his own. This is his story. 28.2kClicks233Favorites1.8kRecs
- With My Superpowers, She Can't Threaten Me 超能力的我才不会被她威胁 Zhao Minglun believes that Lin Luoyi, who lives across the hall, is his lifelong nemesis. Ever since they were kids, Lin Luoyi has been ratting him out, undermining him, and exposing his flaws! Then, on his birthday, Zhao Minglun unexpectedly gained the ability to change Lin Luoyi’s body however he wanted! He thought he’d finally have her completely under his thumb, but he never imagined that Lin Luoyi would actually… 26kClicks46Favorites0Recs
- Naruto: From the Start, I Interview Naruto Uzumaki 火影：开局采访漩涡鸣人 Qi Li transmigrates into the Naruto world and awakens a god-tier interview System! The better the interview, the greater the reward! Sharingan, ninjutsu, treasures Ask Naruto: How do you feel now that you know the Fourth Hokage is your dad? Ask Madara Uchiha: What do you think about being played by Black Zetsu? Ask Black Zetsu: What are you planning to do now that your identity has been exposed? 19.8kClicks106Favorites0Recs
- The Chuunibyou Years for Parents Born in the 1980s 致以80后父母们的中二岁月 Four college students from different families each have their own story of youthful romance. After meeting Botan, an international exchange student from Japan, their love lives become intertwined in ways they never expected. No transmigration, but the story weaves in (and occasionally throws in) anime, games, songs, Japanese dramas, and other nostalgic touches associated with the post-80s generation. You could call it a campus-comedy take on Boys Over Flowers. If you're curious, take a look and 19.5kClicks4Favorites0Recs
- Xuanhuan: I Just Want Everyone to Beat Me to Death 玄幻：我只想被各位打死 Lin Tianhe transmigrates into a fantasy world and obtains a strange System. As long as he dies, he’ll become invincible. So, in order to live a carefree life, he begins doing everything he can to get himself killed. On the Red Deer Battlefield, before the armies of both sides. Lin Tianhe looks at the ruler of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom across the field, the Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox. "Could you give me one of the tails you don’t need to use as a scarf? The weather’s been a little cold latel 12.3kClicks127Favorites0Recs
- The Super Complainer System 超级吐槽系统 Beep beep beep... Ranting System connected to Player No. 1! That's right, my name is Zheng Fei. I'm not really useless, but I'm still genuinely useless! What the heck? A Ranting System!? Ranting gives you super energy! What? In the Ranting System, rants are ranked into different tiers! Ranting Adept! Great Ranting Adept! Ranting Sect Master! Ranting King! Ranting Emperor! Ranting Sovereign! Ranting Exalted! Ranting Saint! Ranting God! System connected! The power of words begins! Become the p 8.6kClicks59Favorites0Recs
- Strange Everyday Adventures Starting with Food Delivery 从外卖开始的奇怪日常 “Goodbye, Mom, I'm going to bite the dust tonight!” The ringtone that sounded just then perfectly captured Chen Heng's mood. That's right, our protagonist is about to bite the dust from the start. “Stick the piece of paper in your pocket onto your body. It's a treasure I prepared for you.” The stationmaster's voice came through to Chen Heng. Chen Heng didn't think much of it. He licked the slightly bitter paper and stuck it to his arm. The instant it touched his skin, a distant voice rang out in 7.1kClicks6Favorites0Recs
- My Senior Brother Is the Son of Heaven 我师兄是天道之子 Li Changqing wakes up one day and finds himself transmigrated to a fantasy world. He has the looks of an immortal and an extraordinary bearing. His cultivation talent is so far beyond everyone else’s that no one can catch up. He thought this was the pinnacle of his life, until one day he suddenly discovered... He could actually see other people’s opportunities! 6.8kClicks9Favorites2Recs
- Transmigrate Across Myriad Worlds: From the Start, I Have Only a Lighter 穿越万界之开局只有打火机 War, plunder, assimilation. We explore different worlds and witness the succession of civilizations. We are witnesses, but we also take part. Some call us bloodthirsty butchers, others heralds of light. We are defined by neither good nor evil. We are simply survivors who will stop at nothing. Come witness these absurd worlds with us. Perhaps one day, all of this will happen right beside you. "Get ready. We're about to make our move." Pop! A faint flame suddenly drove away the darkness. "What ar 6.4kClicks8Favorites104Recs
- Impressive, My User! 厉害了，我的用户！ There is a group of people who dash between all kinds of groups and shuttle among all manner of extraordinary, legendary figures. They are the great company's pre-sales and after-sales service team: customer service. On XX Month XX, in the XX year of the New Era, something big happened! That day, customer service teams from all over gathered together, perched on little stools, munching sunflower seeds and swapping gossip. Guozijun slapped the table and had a sudden idea. "I feel like talking abo 5kClicks27Favorites709Recs
- Become an Immortal in One Lifetime 一世成仙 The immortals whom the world yearns for, are they truly nothing more than a realm? At the end of the immortal path we gaze up at, is there nothing but solitude? The single word "immortal" has crushed countless people in this world. If being an immortal means no more than reaching a certain realm, then perhaps true immortals have never existed! What you, I, and all living beings are fighting for is nothing more than becoming an immortal in this lifetime! (This book is beyond saving.) 3.9kClicks9Favorites58Recs
- I'm a Venerable Immortal, So How Could a Stubborn Tsundere Get the Better of Me? 我堂堂仙尊，会被个死傲娇拿捏？ This is the hilarious story of an Immortal Venerable who descends to the mortal world and joins forces with his haughty older sister, who is unrelated to him by blood, to uncover the world's greatest secret. 2.8kClicks7Favorites0Recs
- Thriving in Another World with an MC System 带着MC系统混异界 The Demon King of the Minecraft Bed Wars League, Xu Yao, arrives by chance in a continent where sword and magic intertwine, bringing the special features of Minecraft with him. Here, Xu Yao summons powerful villagers from the Minecraft world to build a kingdom and become a regional overlord. He uses all kinds of incredible Minecraft tricks and modded gear to make his way through this otherworldly continent, leaving every nation trembling in fear. Xu Yao: Could you please stop chasing me? The Gri 2.7kClicks15Favorites0Recs
- I Woke Up Hungover from Slander Again Today 今天又被谗醒了 Lin Yi moved into a new home hoping to rest and recover from heartbreak. She never expected her new neighbor to be handsome and such a great cook. His breakfast smelled so good it woke her up, and her appetite got the better of her. She grabbed him and started learning how to cook! Before long, Xue Qi had captured both her stomach and her heart. Lin Yi: Who am I? Where am I? I'm hungry. Xue Qi: Look over here. [Waves a lunch box] Lin Yi: I'm coming! [Pounces] 2.1kClicks9Favorites0Recs
- Scrap Iron Reincarnation: From the Start, I Enrage the Entire Internet 废铁轮回：开局气炸全网 I, Codename Zero, the base's universally acknowledged good-for-nothing cleaning bot, am bound to the Reincarnation for a Hundred Lifetimes System. They think I spend every life scraping by, but they have no idea I've turned this apocalypse survival game into an endless speedrun of increasingly outrageous ways to get myself killed. In my first life, I was torn apart by my teammates because I couldn't beat them to a charging station. In my tenth life, I disguised myself as a vending machine and m 1.7kClicks0Favorites0Recs
- The Otherworld's Old Six System 异界老六系统 Wang Sheng, a 996 office drone with talent and cunning but no luck, transmigrates to a magical world after a car accident, bringing along a Protagonist-Antagonist System. But who knew it would be such a troll? What do you do when a mission fails? Choose between losing lifespan or having your manhood shrink! How is the protagonist so overpowered? Other people's antagonist Systems hand out cheat abilities, but yours makes you do missions, and they're all hell-level difficulty. How am I supposed to 1.6kClicks2Favorites6Recs
- The System's Classic of Mountains and Seas Collides with Hogwarts 系统之山海经撞上霍格沃兹 At the age of eleven, Dang Kang, a young descendant of an auspicious beast, received a letter from his maternal grandmother's homeland: an admission letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, delivered by Phoenix Fox. Suddenly, the report card in his schoolbag and his summer homework didn't seem appealing at all... Tempted by his mother's promise that he wouldn't have to attend math Olympiad camp if he went to Britain, Dang Kang thought for a few seconds, then opened the fancy, colo 1.5kClicks9Favorites0Recs
- After Being Reborn, I Only Want to Live for Myself 重生之后只想为自己而活 Just writing for fun. Work keeps me busy, so I'll write about a thousand words a day, and more when I have time. If you don't like it, please don't flame me. Feel free to point out problems, though for now I'm not planning to make money from this, so please limit your feedback to plot holes and wording. Thanks! 1.5kClicks1Favorites0Recs
- Transmigrated as the Heroine's Head Maid: The Substitute Bride 穿成女主大丫鬟之替嫁新娘 Kapok never imagined that someone as ordinary as her would transmigrate just by taking a nap, let alone into a costume-drama Mary Sue novel. What she least expected was to end up in the heroine's maid's body. She wasn't even a supporting female character, which left Kapok thoroughly disgruntled. After accepting her fate, she planned to use the plot's protection to scrape by until the finale. But then someone secretly attacked her, and when she woke up, she had become the male lead's bride. First 1.3kClicks6Favorites0Recs
- The Evolution of a Chuunibyou Boy 中二少年进化论 Do you believe in gravity? A sudden crisis, and a mysterious power thrust upon you. If the world were in danger, what would you do? Powerful enemies from other worlds, fighting over a place to survive. Who cares about evil gods and demons? I just want to run my mouth and enjoy myself to the fullest. Take the villain's path, and leave the villains nowhere to go! This is a fantastical and ridiculous story, where adventure and passion coexist, and crises collide with comedy. I love memes and wisecr 1.2kClicks1Favorites0Recs
- I'm Running a Lord's Space 我在经营一个主神空间 Bai Mo happened to acquire the Creator God System. After an accident, he had no choice but to create a Main God Space in order to survive. What lies hidden in this strange Pokémon World, where clockwork gears and flesh and blood intertwine? Does Little Scruffy live the same repetitive life under the guidance of the Rag Mouse? A murder game no one could have anticipated, and a crisis that leaves even the cleverest people at their wits' end. Main God construction novel 1.2kClicks2Favorites0Recs
- Li Goudan's Everyday Rants L 李狗蛋的日常吐槽L I'm a fan of web novels, but lately I've realized that every damn novel follows the same formula. I honestly can't even complain anymore. So I wrote this to vent. Any similarities are purely coincidental. 1.1kClicks1Favorites0Recs
- Either Transmigrating or on the Way to Transmigrating 不是穿越就是在穿越路上 What bizarre things might happen if the protagonist of one novel accidentally transmigrated into another novel? Due to a mistake by an editor, a mysterious gateway between two novels was opened, bringing together people who were never meant to share the same world. Characters in the book: Hehe~ After you transmigrate, don't rush. First, set yourself a small goal: I'll give you an entire world within ten chapters. Everyone outside the book: Get them back! Get them back right now! Our novel still 928Clicks2Favorites0Recs
- Otherworldly Creature Collector 异界生物收集狂 One is an immortal young man who fears nothing and no one, and spends every day being a hilarious social butterfly. The other is a cool, handsome foreign boy who has defected from a mysterious organization. When fate brings them together as if in a joke, the world's dark conspiracies gradually come to light. Beings from another world tear through the skies. What exactly are they? On this modern land where technology and supernatural powers meet, they will write their own legendary adventure! 861Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- The Heavenly Dao Is Playing Me 这天道演我 At the dead of night, why are there strange noises coming from the restroom? On the plaza, whose sultry dance moves are stealing the show? On the street at dusk, who is so refined and well-mannered, yet riding a dog? Was this all a momentary impulse, or a long-planned act of revenge? Is this a tale of rebirth and revenge, or a chance to retire in another world? To find out, we must begin with a patient suffering from a severe case of showing off... 838Clicks2Favorites0Recs
- The One True Way 惟一真道 Dark clouds obscured the sun. Blades of blood blocked the way. Humiliating endurance, helpless wandering, painful struggle, sorrowful roars, unwilling deaths, generation after generation. A fantasy novel about the male and female leads growing together. The male lead has a bit of a sarcastic streak, and the female lead is no helpless beauty. The writing is pretty good. 780Clicks2Favorites0Recs
- After Hitting Rock Bottom, I Started Feeding Cute Girls 扑街以后我开始投喂美少女 After graduating from college, failed writer Cheng Zhinian suffered the tragedy of being forced to cut his novel short. But the very next day, he found himself sharing a home with a beautiful girl. Later, he discovered that this beauty was none other than the great demon he had been muttering about for ages! After learning the great demon's true identity, Cheng Zhinian began living a happy life, feeding the beautiful girl... 751Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- I Might Be a Fake Protagonist! 我可能是个假主角！ The Underworld, the ends of the earth, the spirit realm, the abyss, the Demon City, and the human race: a tangled web of races and factions. Onmyoji, qi cultivation, magic, and more: a variety of cultivation methods. Thirty-six famous blades, including Senji Muramasa and Nikkō Sukemasa, as well as divine artifacts like the Ame-no-Murakumo Sword and the Yasakani Jewel. I hope you'll join me on a journey into this world. 668Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- Birdwood House 伯德伍舍 Let magic take over the world and save it from true darkness. 662Clicks0Favorites0Recs
- The Wandering Healer 流转医者 Blurb 1: If living things can exist in different dimensions, and if everyone has a real low-dimensional world in their mind, then how would higher-dimensional "controllers" regard the low-dimensional beings under their control? And could the world inhabited by higher-dimensional beings be nothing more than a "thought" of an even higher-dimensional being? These questions will be explored and answered, one way or another, as a "terminally ill" higher-dimensional world is treated. Blurb 2: Blessed 600Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- A Dependable World-Saving System 靠谱的世界拯救系统 In the apocalypse, I, Sun Yun, gaze upon miles of ruins without fear. It's not because I have an apocalypse-level wife, nor because I have a planet-destroying daughter. I'm simply confident in my own strength. (What! Someone with a System has to live off their partner?) "System loaded. First world locked!" "Beginning rescue plan." "Host: Sun Yun" "Gender: Male" "Aah!!! Stop with the introductions! The building's about to crush me! System, can I count on you or not?" 583Clicks3Favorites0Recs
- I Want to Become a Devouring Demon Lord 我要成为吞噬魔头 After transmigrating, Li Qiang became Wu Yunxuan, the eldest son of the Wu family, and awakened a System. He was thrilled, thinking he was about to follow the usual power-fantasy protagonist formula. But what happened next was nothing like that... Huh? Where was the promised formula? Why was something wrong? Even if everyone condemns me, I will become that devouring demon, all so I can protect you. 422Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- My Golden Finger Ran Out of Power Again and Again 我的金手指又又又没电了？ A brain-teasing tale of wits and wiles between the habitually cocky Xue Mo, the perpetually drained golden finger, and the domineering (or so it seems) hot-tempered golden finger System? Ding! Welcome to the quick transmigration game. Instructions for using this golden finger are as follows: 1. A golden finger is a finger made of gold. 2. The golden finger needs a spell to activate. 3. The golden finger needs to be charged. How am I supposed to activate it with such an embarrassing spell! Host, 365Clicks0Favorites0Recs
- Did This Jerk of a Hero Come to the Wrong Place? 这屑勇是不是来错了地方 At dawn, a man and a woman were getting ready to set up a stall at the bustling morning market, trying to decide what to sell. "Hey, Aisen'er, do you think anyone will really like hearing our story? And this title sounds exactly like one of those long, awful, completely worthless toilet-paper novels." "Well... don't ask me! How would I know? Besides, didn't you come up with the title?! I asked you a few days ago what it meant, and I still don't understand it at all!" "And most people write origi 316Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- The Marriage Bureau: The Fox Immortal Descends to Earth 姻缘局之狐仙下凡记 A little fox becomes an immortal, only to turn into an overworked office drone? The legendary Matchmaker is actually her direct boss? The complicated games of modern romance leave Foxy stumped. Could the problem be that the little fox has never been in love? Things are looking grim... She's about to be slapped down to the mortal realm. But how are immortals supposed to find their destined partners? 279Clicks1Favorites0Recs
- Starting with a Lucky Draw in Marvel 从漫威开始抽奖 Ouli transmigrates to the Marvel Universe and obtains the Myriad Worlds Gacha System. He sets out to become the biggest troublemaker in Marvel. You think I'm just a lucky guy? No, I'm the biggest mastermind behind the scenes in Marvel. The organization I founded is the most powerful in the Marvel Universe. 105Clicks2Favorites0Recs
- Urban: System Roast King 都市：系统弹幕吐槽王 Tear apart every tragic moment with razor-sharp comment-section roasts, and rebuild urban supernatural fiction with absurd logic. When every sarcastic quip from a delivery guy turns into a physical weapon, tearful scenes get a suona soundtrack, and villains die from "being roasted until their logic collapses." System comments and a snarky sidekick's narration work together to crush the angst into sugary crumbs, making readers laugh until they can't breathe amid a pace that pops like popping cand 70Clicks0Favorites0Recs
- I'm a Contrarian in a Strange Cultivation World 我在诡异修仙界当杠精 "Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't rush. Let's sort this out first." He was working the night shift at a funeral home, eating steamed buns and watching the security cameras, when an old man suddenly sprang back to life, grabbed his wrist, and shoved a wooden tablet into his hand. Then everything went black. "And then I woke up here. A mass grave. Mounds of earth. Fog." He swallowed, his throat feeling dry. "No way... I just got paid yesterday, and I haven't even spent it yet. I still owe rent. 24Clicks—Favorites—Recs
- Cultivation: Even the Pet Dog Has Transformed! Am I Still Just a Mortal? 修仙，宠物狗都化形了！我还是个凡人？ Qin Yi, an exemplary student of the modern era, transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes a beggar, yet displays an extraordinary talent for cultivation. Beishan Zun, an immortal honored as the Venerable of Beishan, happens to meet him while delivering a letter down the mountain. With a mix of coaxing and trickery, he takes Qin Yi on as his beloved disciple and brings him back to the sect. Years pass, but Qin Yi still hasn't even reached the Qi Refining stage... On a barren mountain, ma 1Clicks0Favorites0Recs
