Beep beep beep... Ranting System connected to Player No. 1!
That's right, my name is Zheng Fei. I'm not really useless, but I'm still genuinely useless!
What the heck? A Ranting System!? Ranting gives you super energy!
What? In the Ranting System, rants are ranked into different tiers! Ranting Adept! Great Ranting Adept! Ranting Sect Master! Ranting King! Ranting Emperor! Ranting Sovereign! Ranting Exalted! Ranting Saint! Ranting God!
System connected! The power of words begins! Become the protagonist! Level up through ranting! A hundred lifetimes in other worlds, and I'll roam them all!
What? You say ranting can't level you up? Well, I say ranting absolutely can!
The Three Kingdoms, but ridiculous! Journey to the West, but idiotic! Investiture of the Gods, but brainless! All waiting to be explored through ranting!
Transmigrating through a hundred lifetimes, I'm the wildest of them all! Want to know why? Ranting is the strongest!
See how Zheng Fei dominates with the power of words! He transmigrates to other worlds and rants his way to godhood!
Right from the start, he inexplicably transmigrates to the time when the protagonist of Journey to the West is trapped beneath Five-Finger Mountain. What terrible luck! He's stuck at the very first hurdle! Does he have to endure five hundred years of torment? Or activate the Super Combat System and break open Five-Finger Mountain, then cause another uproar in Heaven? What amazing story will unfold from the different outcome, the System bug, and a reboot after losing a battle at the System's maximum coefficient?
Experience the different loves and hates of the protagonists from the Four Great Classical Novels.
Read on and savor the life of this novel...
A reader's poignant comment: Are you writing with AI? Could you please break it down into paragraphs before publishing?