My System Is Broken

My System is a goofball, and its bizarre items never stop bringing laughs.

In a fantasy world, what the heck is a USP pistol from the start? Weren’t I supposed to get divine cultivation techniques, legendary martial arts, and golden dragon blood?

And there’s Snow Beer that gets you drunk with one sip, luosifen that gets you hooked with one whiff, and Huazi cigarettes that make you blurt out the truth with one drag. The most ridiculous thing is a Meituan delivery uniform that boosts your speed?

There’s even a Gatling gun, an RPG, a Big Ivan...

Lin Que stares at all the strange items around him, lost in thought. This System isn’t right!