I, Codename Zero, the base's universally acknowledged good-for-nothing cleaning bot, am bound to the Reincarnation for a Hundred Lifetimes System.
They think I spend every life scraping by, but they have no idea I've turned this apocalypse survival game into an endless speedrun of increasingly outrageous ways to get myself killed.
In my first life, I was torn apart by my teammates because I couldn't beat them to a charging station.
In my tenth life, I disguised myself as a vending machine and made a fortune selling watered-down engine oil, tricking elite combat robots until they sprang leaks.
In my fiftieth life, I hacked into the base forum and used my peerless data-wrangling skills to win flame wars, earning the title of "Zuan Pianist" from the entire machine faction. I flamed my opponents until their CPUs overloaded.
Now, my ninety-ninth life has begun.
Watching the "protagonist archetype" robots on the battlefield busy showing off their skins and gear, I quietly pulled out the [Ultimate Virus] I'd spent ninety lifetimes secretly compiling.
It's time to show these iron-headed fools who the real "sleeper agent" on this server is.
