The Poisonous-Milk Reading List by the Handsomest Dog Xiaoming in the Universe 全宇宙最帅的那个狗小明建的毒奶书单

3 仙 Immortal Prison 仙狱 Boiling Wine and Discussing Coffee煮酒论咖啡Xianxia2.9M WordsCompleted The Immortal Prison Treasure Pagoda, an extraordinarily unusual portable prison. You True Immortals, who look down on all living beings, do you know what you yearn for deep in your cold hearts? So I found you a fine place to go, somewhere more suited to you than the Immortal Realm. There, you will attain true immortality, because there, without my permission, you won't be able to die even if you want to. 0Votes63.5kRecs57.2kFans

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The Immortal Prison Pagoda is a very peculiar portable prison. ---------------- ... True immortals who despise all living beings, I know what you yearn for deep within your cold hearts. Therefore, I have found you a good place, more suitable for you than the Immortal Realm. There, you will attain true immortality. Because there, without my permission, You can't die even if you want to.

4 科 The Great Immortal Sect of Science and Technology 科技大仙宗 Great Dream Traveler大梦游家Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing Lured by a wisp of remnant soul, Ye Zan arrived in this world of immortal cultivation, full of hope. But the mighty immortal sect he thought would protect him has become a fallen sect that anyone can bully. And the remnant soul that claimed to be the Dao Ancestor can’t find the vital essence it needs to recreate its body. “Luckily, I still have technology!” Want to test yourself? SO EASY! Just launch an online game. Want to become a genius? SO EASY! Just get a genius’s genes. Want to see the who 0Votes99.9kRecs179.8kFans

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Under the influence of a wisp of a remnant soul, Ye Zan, full of hope, arrived in this world of cultivation civilization. However, the Great Immortal Sect, which thought it could protect them, is now just a fallen sect that anyone can bully. That wisp of remnant soul that claimed to be the Dao Ancestor could no longer find the essence and blood needed to reshape its physical body. "Fortunately, I still have technology!" Want to gain experience? SO EASY! Just start an online game. Want to be a genius? SO EASY! All you need is the genes of a genius. Want to see the whole world? SO EASY! Just launch a satellite. Alchemy, weapon crafting, talismans, and formations—with the aid of technology, everything is so SO EASY! Technology is not omnipotent, but it makes life better. So Ye Zan started growing mushrooms in the home of his unpleasant enemy. Technology can strengthen a nation, and it can also strengthen a sect. Watch as a fallen sect, under Ye Zan's management, transforms into a technologically advanced immortal sect.

7 带 Bringing a Celestial Sect to Scandinavia 带着仙门混北欧 Full Metal Casing全金属弹壳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted P.S. I've started a new book, Where Have All the Monsters Gone? Please check it out.**** Chen Song waved his hand, opened a door, and stepped through into a cultivation world in the age of declining magic. Then again, cultivating immortality is out of the question. Wouldn't it be better to find a scenic spot in Northern Europe and start a ranch or a plantation? Spend sunny days basking in the light and evenings watching the aurora? Take a boat out to sea when I'm bored? Play with cats and dogs w 0Votes413kRecs178.9kFans

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P. S.: I've started a new book, "Where Have the Demons Gone?", Please check it out. **** Chen Song waved his hand, opened a door, and stepped inside to find himself in a world of immortals and heroes in the end times. Then, cultivating immortality is out of the question. Wouldn't it be better to find a scenic spot in Northern Europe, open a ranch or plantation, and enjoy the sunshine during the day and the aurora borealis at night? Wouldn't it be better to take a boat trip when you're bored? Wouldn't it be better to play with cats and dogs when you're not doing anything? Why would a lazy bum want the Golden Elixir Path? Honestly farming and leisurely enjoying life is the true path!

8 原 The Original Chef King 原始大厨王 Nanxi Beiqing南希北庆Historical1.7M WordsCompleted Li Qi, a renowned chef, accidentally transmigrates to prehistoric times. He thinks his life is ruined, but it turns out that in this era, being a chef is a noble, glorious, and respectable profession. For survival, for food. Li Qi leads a band of wild prehistoric people, moving mountains and draining seas, vanquishing demons, slaughtering all creation, and uniting... for all eternity! “Hey, Dake, wake up. What are we having for lunch?” “Braised chicken with rice!” 0Votes144.5kRecs49.7kFans

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Li Qi, a legendary chef, accidentally travels back to primitive society. He thought he was doomed, but to his surprise, in this era, being a chef is a noble, glorious, and respectable profession. For survival, for food. Li Qi, leading a group of crazed primitives, moved mountains and overturned seas, subdued demons and monsters, slaughtered all living beings, and unified the land for thousands of years... "Hey, Da Ke, wake up! What are we having for lunch?" "Braised Chicken Rice!"

17 网 Online Gaming: The Grand Collector 网游之收集大师 Lanxiang's Big Brother兰翔他哥Gaming3.9M WordsCompleted (A heads-up: this little book updates with 310,000 characters a month.) After playing several virtual games, the laid-back young Qin Yan finally finds his lucky break in the Abyss Game. A pair of red high heels, an enigma from the makers of the Abyss Game. He was once dead set on joining a major faction. After leaving, 0Votes29.5kRecs147.7kFans

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My new book, "A Martial Arts Life Beginning with the Boundless Ocean," has been released. Fellow readers, feel free to give it a try! If you like it, add it to your bookshelf and continue reading! (Just a heads-up, this is a short, low-quality book that updates 310,000 words per month.) Qin Yan, a laid-back young man, finally embarked on his lucky journey in the Abyss Game after experiencing many virtual games. A pair of red high heels, an enigma from the developers of the game Abyss. He was once obsessed with joining a powerful force, but after leaving, he was reborn. On the grand stage where they can showcase their strength to the world, Qin Yan and his partners will eventually shine... Welcome to join Lan Xiang's brother's book club, group number: 648283720

18 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 170Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

19 带 Bringing The Farm To Live In Another World 带着农场混异界 Ming Yu明宇Eastern Fantasy57.3M WordsOngoing Let others do as they please. I'll tend my own fields. If anyone dares to mess with me, they won't live to see next year. Zhao Hai, a shut-in, transmigrated to another world with QQ Farm and found himself in the body of a down-and-out minor noble. His fief was a stretch of black earth where nothing would grow. More importantly, he had an incredibly formidable fiancée, who happened to be the heir to a duchy and its future grand duchess! And most importantly of all, he was utterly useless at both 78Votes585.7kRecs282.2kFans

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Let him be as arrogant as he wants, I'll just keep farming. If he tries to mess with me, he won't last past next year. A homebody named Zhao Hai, along with his QQ Farm character, transmigrated to another world and possessed the body of a down-on-his-luck minor nobleman. His fiefdom was a barren, black soil where nothing could grow. Most importantly, he had an incredibly powerful fiancée—the heir to a duchy, the future Grand Duchess! And to top it all off, he was utterly useless in both magic and martial arts, unable to learn either. I can't learn magic, but I have a farm. Do you dare attack me? I'll release insects to eat up your military rations and your crops, poison your water sources with pesticides and herbicides, and plant weeds all over your land. Let's see if you still dare to attack me then. What? You're going to hire an assassin to kill me? Hehehe, I'll hide in my little cabin on my farm and see how you try to beat me. Once you're gone, I'll make sure your country's crops fail, and then everyone will rise up against you. Let's see if you still dare to come and kill me then. Watch as a slightly cunning otaku uses his QQ Farm to become a nightmare for everyone in the world, a world of swords and magic.

20 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

22 末 Apocalypse Cat 末世狂喵 Dream Catcher捕梦者Sci-Fi1.4M WordsCompleted I, the Great Orange King, demand tribute! 0Votes157.4kRecs127.2kFans

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I, the Great Orange King, am here to pay you! The new book, "The Real Doomsday Game," has been released.

24 带 Bringing a Warehouse to the Great Ming 带着仓库到大明 Sir Dybala迪巴拉爵士Historical6.0M WordsCompleted Fang Xing transmigrated, bringing two warehouses with him! Other people transmigrate with an aura of supreme dominance, but all Fang Xing wants is to farm! “I just want to live a leisurely life in this era!” He owns a grand mansion and teaches a few disciples on the side, doing his best to help them climb the ranks so they can become his backing! But who could have guessed his disciples would be so unreliable? They actually turned out to 6Votes3.6MRecs1.4MFans

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The new book, "The Great Man of the Northern Song Dynasty," has been released. Fang Xing transmigrated, bringing two warehouses with him! While others transmigrate with an aura of dominance, Fang Xing only wants to farm! "I just want to live a leisurely life in this era!" He owns a large villa and casually teaches a few disciples, striving to help them climb the ranks so they can become his protectors! But who would have thought that the disciple was so unreliable, actually...

25 无 Infinite Transmigration into Other Lifeforms 无限之穿越异类生命 Masked Monk蒙面和尚Infinite Myriad Worlds1.5M WordsCompleted He has turned into a giant python, become King Kong, transformed into Godzilla, and beaten up Ultraman… After transmigrating to a world overrun by monsters, demons, ghosts, and spirits, Xu Jing, an ordinary man, has only one thing to rely on: the Myriad Worlds Transmigration System for Otherworldly Beings. 0Votes147kRecs231.2kFans

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I've transformed into a giant python, a King Kong, Godzilla, and even beaten up Ultraman... Having transmigrated to a world overrun by demons and monsters, Xu Jing, an ordinary person, has no choice but to rely on the Multiverse Transmigration System.

26 惊 Thriller Paradise 惊悚乐园 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Gaming4.9M WordsCompleted This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a race in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a wager with ghosts and gods… The struggle of data, the salvation of humanity… In that virtual world connected to reality, consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, cast away your fear. Cast away your selfish distractions, questions, and distrust… Liberate your mind. Welcome to the Thriller Paradise. The physical edition of “Thril 386Votes4.2MRecs3.5MFans

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This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a competition in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a gamble between gods and demons... The struggle of data, the redemption of humanity... In that virtual world connected to reality—consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, let go of your fear. Cast aside your selfish thoughts, doubts, and rejections... Liberate your mind. Welcome to Thriller Park. The physical book "Thriller Paradise" is now available! ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

27 电 The Great Lottery of the Movie World 电影世界大抽奖 Chubby Panda熊猫胖大Infinite Myriad Worlds4.0M WordsCompleted By some stroke of luck, Zuo Xiaoyou obtained a wristwatch. This watch was no ordinary watch: it possessed the ability to travel through the worlds of movies. Every time he completed a mission in a movie world, he could make one grand draw. The prizes included an item, an ability, a certain amount of cash, or a character from the movie world he had just experienced. In Ip Man 2, he drew Hung Chun-nam's martial arts. In City Hunter, he drew Gundam's gambling skills. In From Beijing with Love, he d 0Votes428.2kRecs330.6kFans

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Without really knowing what was going on, Zuo Xiaoyou acquired a watch. This watch was no ordinary watch; it possessed the ability to travel between movie worlds. Each time she completed a mission in a movie world, she could participate in a grand lottery. The prizes included an item from the movie world she had just visited, a power, some cash, and a character from that world. In *Ip Man 2*, he drew Hung Chun-nam's martial arts; in *City Hunter*, he drew Gundam's gambling skills; in *From Beijing with Love*, he drew the ability to control swords with qi; in *God of Gamblers II*, he drew Stephen Chow's special abilities; in *Royal Tramp*, he drew the Bone-Melting Palm; and in *The Eagle Shooting Heroes*, he drew a flying carpet… Movie Group 1: 126576945 (Full). Movie Group 2: 179811821 (Almost full) Movie Group 3: 521875356 (Newly launched, welcome to join)

30 仙 Raising a Cute Little Cat Immortal 仙家萌喵娇养成 Phoenix Slayer灭凤Xianxia Romance3.7M WordsCompleted [Sweet Romance] The carefree immortal master Qi Sheng comes across a kitten. He figures he can use it to warm his neck in winter and as a footrest in summer. Who knew it was a kitten girl who would turn into a little girl and climb onto him? From then on, she mooches his food and drink, then his bed, turning him into her devoted cat servant. “Meow, meow!” Big Meow swishes her tail and rubs against Qi Sheng’s feet, her fluffy ears twitching. Qi Sheng’s cool expression melts instantly. He scoops h 0Votes585.7kRecs64.3kFans

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[Sweet Romance] A celestial master named Qi Sheng encounters a kitten on the road. He initially intends to use it as a neck warmer in winter and a footrest in summer, but little did he know it was a female cat who transformed into a little girl and rode on his back. From then on, he was fed, drunk, and slept by this cat and became its slave. "Meow!" Big Meow wagged its tail and rubbed against Qi Sheng's feet, its fluffy ears twitching. Qi Sheng's cold expression melted instantly. He picked her up, stroking her smooth fur, feeling a sense of satisfaction. Qi Sheng stared tenderly into her large, amber eyes, pinched her pink paws, and said domineeringly, "Silly kitty, kiss me." "Meow~ How dare you! Your lowly human human wants to kiss me? Have you prepared any treats yet?" "Smack!" "Ouch!" Big Cat slapped Qi Sheng's cheek with its paw, leaving a faint red mark. Seeing Qi Sheng's aggrieved look, I thought, well, I'll just have a bite, alright!

31 狂 Mad Immortal 狂仙 Chen Fengxiao陈风笑Xianxia3.9M WordsCompleted Workplace version: How does a newcomer survive and thrive when veteran employees try to hold him back? Inspirational version: How does a young migrant worker from the countryside adapt to city life and make it his own through hard work? E-commerce version: How does a fledgling shopkeeper carve out a place for himself among countless competing stores? This is a xianxia novel, not an urban story. It tells of a young man who ascends from the lower realm and, through his own hard work, rises rapidly 0Votes1.5MRecs186.6kFans

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Workplace version: How can a newcomer survive and thrive under the pressure of senior employees? Inspirational version: How a migrant worker who left his hometown adapted to and integrated into city life with his own hands. E-commerce version: How a fledgling shop owner carves out a niche for themselves amidst a sea of ​​shops. This book is a fantasy novel, not an urban novel. It tells the story of a young man who ascends from the lower realm and rises rapidly in the unfamiliar world of cultivation with his own hands, fighting his way to create his own legend.

33 我 My Fate Is Unbreakable, and Nothing Is Forbidden 我命超硬，百无禁忌 Nandou Kunlun南斗昆仑Mystery & Supernatural4.0M WordsCompleted Alone, I guard the eight wastelands from Fuyu Town. What does it matter if I do not worship the Three Pure Ones? I have attained the immeasurable Celestial Venerable's legacy. The azure sky shall never see a land of white bones! A true account of an undertaker's rise. (Previously titled: Ghost Containment Center, Ghost Containment System, Anomalous Creature Containment System) Reader group 2 (VIP group, for helmsmen and above; ver 2Votes367.3kRecs264.2kFans

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He guards Fuyu alone, pacifying the eight wastelands; what harm is there in not worshipping the Three Pure Ones? I have attained immeasurable celestial merit, yet the blue sky sees no land of white bones! A true story of the rise of a funeral home worker. (Formerly known as: Haunted Containment Facility, Haunted Containment System, Anomalous Creature Containment System) Book club group 1 (Kunlun Gang headquarters, all are welcome): 530200761 Book Club 2 (VIP group, only members of the Master level and above can join, verification required): 100874761

36 最 The Ultimate Anti-Trope System 最强反套路系统 Supreme Commoner太上布衣Xianxia4.5M WordsCompleted The ultimate master of schemes: I hit back with a scheme of my own, sweeping across the cultivation world without a rival. Tell me, who else can compare? Life and death are no big deal. If you won't back down, then fight! “Kid, when I first started pulling schemes, you were still wearing split-crotch pants!” Xu Que set out on the path of scheming. Every day, he was either plotting a scheme or on his way to pull one off! 2Votes895.8kRecs1.3MFans

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The ultimate anti-routine, I counter with a routine that sweeps across the cultivation world without equal. I ask you, who else can stand against me? Take life and death lightly, and fight if you disagree! "Young people, when I started using these tricks, you were still wearing open-crotch pants!" Xu Que embarked on a path of routines, spending every day either using routines or on his way to using routines!

37 轮 Wheel of the World 轮盘世界 Huan Dong幻动Sci-Fi6.6M WordsOngoing At the moment his life ends, Ye Zhongming returns to the afternoon ten years ago when the apocalypse began. Is this a blessing from Heaven, or another punishment? Does he really have to experience that cruel, freezing apocalypse all over again? Ye Zhongming decides to survive, for no other reason than the comrades who once shared life and death with him, and the beloved who never left his side! He also wants to find the answers. Why did countless wheels appear out of thin air, while tens of thou 5Votes877.4kRecs722.6kFans

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At the moment his life ended, Ye Zhongming returned to ten years ago, to the afternoon when the apocalypse began. Is this a blessing from heaven? Or yet another punishment? Do I really have to relive the cruel and cold apocalypse? Ye Zhongming decided to live, not for anything else, but for his comrades who had shared life and death with him and his lover who had never abandoned him! Furthermore, he needed to find the answers. Why did countless roulette wheels appear from nothingness, and tens of thousands of desolate lands fall from the sky? Who turned this beautiful blue planet into a bloody wasteland filled with corpses?! QQ Group: 539357111 Subscription Group: 592613757 (Subscription screenshot required)

38 吹 The Blower God 吹神 Chenji Tang Hongdou辰机唐红豆Urban824k WordsOngoing “Bragging System has detected a Host. Binding in progress, please wait...” Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian was completely bewildered by the System’s sudden appearance. “What System?!” My completed works, each with an average of 15,000 paid subscribers, are Reborn as a God-Tier Trust-Fund Brat and God-Tier Lucky Star. Feel free to check them out if you’re interested. Reader groups: Haomeng Public 0Votes593.8kRecs215.7kFans

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"Bragging System has detected host and is binding in progress. Please wait..." Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian, now equipped with a system, was completely bewildered: "What system?!" I already have two completed works, "Rebirth of a God-Level Prodigal Son" and "God-Level Lucky Star," both with an average of 15,000 subscriptions each. If you're interested, you can check them out. Book club: Haomeng VIP Group: 9996639, for fans above the disciple level. Haomeng Puqun: 479685117, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 2: 208407154, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 3: 6843376, many open positions available for recruitment...