"What, this evil god requires us to practice for three hours every day, receive top-level exercises for free, and can only use our rest time to pray, and also distributes pills?"
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"Great Master, please give me the oracle!"
"I order you to become a Martial Saint!"
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Also known as "The Great Teacher of Great Qi", "The Evil Spirit", "If I Don't Give Up, I Can Be Your Adopted Father", "The Evil God Encourages Learning", "I Know What Believers Know"
You have your indescribable ways, and I have my ways of speaking, learning and singing.
In a steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and alien gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy if they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, traveled through time. In front of the old gods of the family clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the Allegro and still chanting something.
"That's a dozen bamboo boards. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about how good this guy Cthulhu is."
"What is the Deep Diver? Which one is Migo? He comes from the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a few followers. They have grown claws and tentacles. Are they going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide. Even if you go through the summoning ceremony, we won't be used to it!"
You want me to drop the SAN? Let's practice for another few hundred million years.
There are a lot of cross talk jokes, welcome to underline comments.
(The new book "Who asked him to become an immortal!" Has been released)
Jiang Li traveled through time and found that he had no golden finger and could only practice honestly. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in Kyushu. Suddenly a system appeared, saying that it could help the host counterattack from the Qi training stage to become the number one person in Kyushu.
Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought.
"Please host defeat your cousin (sixth level of Qi training)."
"The delay in your system is quite serious."
Happiness in this book
The new book "The Body Scavenger in Conan" has been released. Vest style, semi-invincible, easy everyday
"You really want me to save people?"
Looking at the trembling victim in front of me,
Look at the [Owl's Head Wire], [Murderer's Gift], [Universal Anesthetic], [Invisibility Potion] in the item bar...
Shiraishi touched the ferocious mask on his face and fell into deep thought.
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"Wage thieves in wineries"
"What does what the vest does have to do with me?"
"There are limits to being a human. I choose to become a cat..."
Magically modified comic version of Conan
"What's it like to become a vampire?"
Xiang Kun didn't expect that this question, to which he had viewed the answer as a story on Zhihu not long ago, could now be answered with his own experience.
In this era where people can travel through time and space, as a time traveler, what should I do if I have no system, no grandfather, no portable space, and no ability to summon?
Duke said: I am the golden finger myself!
This is the story of a time traveler who was struck by lightning and hugged his thighs in countless worlds...
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New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong
Not long after he created an account in "Tianchen", Lu Xun traveled to this fairy-tale game and became a glorious NPC.
He discovered that he had traveled three years too early. He had planned to accumulate strength and silently wait for the large-scale arrival of sand sculpture players. Then, I issue tasks to them like a normal NPC and let them be used by me.
Unexpectedly, he encountered difficulties at the beginning on his growth path.
Now, the first thing he has to face is...
A "devil" who can't explain anything in a word!
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"This account seems a bit poisonous!" Lu Xun.
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Sasuke started Susanoo Landlord, Sakura was addicted to aliens, Kyuubi became a dead fat nerd, the three generations always had painkillers, Uncle Snake held comics and shouted about science, Tsunade was hungover every night, and Jiraiya stayed at Otsutsuki Heiyasubo every night. Naruto, who felt that there was something wrong with the ninja world, had to endure the white eyes of his family and farm alone on the moon [I hope everyone will post more book reviews for this chapter to make it more lively] Group 5-3-9-2-5-1-4-8-6
The long night has come, and the blood moon is in the sky.
Hoarse whispers flowed on the street corners, and brass steam engines spewed blood mist.
Your brain is singing, your eyes are singing.
The skin is chapped and the granulations are raised.
In the gray mist, the wall of flesh and blood that swallowed thousands of corpses howled all day long——
"Don't cry, our players don't bite, they just want to play with you."
The lonely Gou Planner, the number one player, the savior of the Misty Continent, the head of the Thirteen Saints, the friend of the Twelve Righteous Gods, the King of the Pioneers, the "Justice", the gatekeeper of the fourth natural disaster, the uncrowned god, the great Annan kindly persuaded.
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There are many completed works with more than one million words, and the credibility is guaranteed.
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The physical book "Becoming a Richest Man from Losing Money Starting from the Game" is now available for crowdfunding! !
The comic is now being serialized! !
Recently, a special reporter conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, President of Tenda Group.
Tenda Group's current valuation has reached 100 billion, and its business involves games, the Internet, digital hardware, cultural media, catering and other fields, and has profoundly changed all aspects of people's lives.
Pei Qian is also regarded as a "peerless good boss", an "unparalleled investment wizard", and a "genius game producer". He has "the management ability of doing nothing" and "accurate insight into the direction of the industry."
Facing reporters, Pei Qian vomited his bitterness.
"I'm really not a business wizard!"
"My success is entirely due to luck!"
"My original goal was just to lose 50,000 yuan..."
Look, the life of a business genius is so humble and low-key.
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This is the story of a man on earth who traveled through time and became a third-rate god who was about to die, and then gradually built his followers into a fourth natural disaster that swept the entire world.
What? Did you wear it into the book you wrote?
What? Are you at the peak of your life right from the beginning?
What? Offended the protagonist?
The historical author Li Huai, due to long-term delays in drafting, lack of updates, and eunuchs, finally penetrated into his novels under the influence of a strong will.
"In a story, you can also create a story... Right?" Li Huai said uncertainly.
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To put it simply, this is a story about a bitch and a devil.
The Demon King devoted his whole heart and soul to training the bitch to grow into a murderous and arsonist Demon King. As a result, he discovered that this guy seemed to have gone astray...
But it seemed that there were more heroes who wanted to kill them!
Jiang Li faced countless heroes in the world alone, squatting on the ground and smoking a pipe: "I just like to see you angry and unable to defeat me..."
The crowd was angry!
Jiang Li punched the sky, and from then on there was no full moon in the world!
(The new book, Why Can't I Make Games, has been released!)
That year, Lu Yuan, who was crazy and poor, took the script he wrote in five hours and successfully defrauded a certain Bai Fumei of a million investment...
At first, he just wanted to spend 800,000 to make a casual film, and then in On the eve of the movie's release, he took away the remaining 200,000 yuan and went back to his hometown. From then on, he married his wife and started a small business. At the same time, he would not come to Hengdian again after beating him to death...
But...
The box office exploded...
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In the era of tribal farming, the world was vast and unknown.
With continuous exploration, the ancients were horrified to discover that in this world, all kinds of miracles were coming to the round sky, and even super giants with a height of ten thousand feet appeared mysteriously, trampling the mountains and rivers and breaking the earth.
Hundreds of years later, in such a dangerous environment, people fought against giant beasts and finally established the ruthless Sumerian civilization.
On this day, the wise giant suddenly came and trampled on the entire mountain village and river, destroying the country and annihilating the species.
Heaven and earth collapsed, cities collapsed,
Gods come and punish all living beings?
"I'm sorry, you are just ants living in the orchard of my courtyard. The ground is everywhere. When I accidentally passed by, I trampled you to death."
The sand table in my yard is used for farming, and the human race and various worlds in the sand table are grazed.
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Sherlock is a newly promoted dungeon master, determined to become a great demon king, until he summons a group of goblins who give themselves some strange names, form gangs, trade with each other, and even fight with each other. They call themselves - players!
Extraordinary beings broke the silence of the world, and the technological tree turned a corner.
As humans seek the path of evolution in the darkness, I become their pioneer.
This is the game process of a player playing with the world.
Small world, endless fun.
[A bad-looking Kung Pao Chicken]
Ever since Jiang Feng accidentally discovered that he could actually see the notes on the dishes cooked by his father, his life has undergone earth-shaking changes
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1. This game has a high degree of freedom, please play the game Explore on your own.
2. This game will not interfere with any of the player's choices. Players are asked to work hard to unlock achievements.
3. All explanations belong to the game.
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This is a software for trading idle items. The product categories include [Elixir Alchemy], [Summoning Contract], [Secret Skills], [Treasure Weapons]...
In addition, you can also find a job, a partner, a house, someone to fight...
Finally, please be a conscientious store manager and protect your own plane.
On this day in 2020, the sun rises as usual. But people on earth don't know that 632 light-years away, Lin Fang, the captain of the Shenyun, bought the earth.
Because he was in the bathroom of a restaurant a few days ago and heard a Galactic Alliance official boasting that the solar system would be demolished.
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The new book "The Strange Book" has been released.
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In short——
This is the story of a space-time node administrator who runs a small hotel and many travelers.
Either mortgage your baby or work to pay for the house!
The protagonist's father had a dream and thought he was the destined emperor. Then a Taoist priest from a Taoist temple also made some calculations and said that he was the ninth emperor. So this small landowner who had never even been to the capital proclaimed himself the emperor and founded the country in a small valley.
(According to feedback from book friends, the pace of this book is super fast. He becomes emperor in just three chapters, and fights that overwhelm the country at every turn...)
New book has been released: "Self-cultivation of Game Producers"
ISBN: 1029303812
The three-year period has come and I am back.
The new book is still very thin, so please save it first, please.
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A story based on real travel notes. The places mentioned in the book are all places that the author has actually been to.
Please vote for the new book "Infrastructure Begins from the End of the World" for your recommendation. Thank you.
Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era.
Natural selection, the winner is king.
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Please support the new book "I Guarded Impel Down City among Pirates for One Hundred Years".
If you don't believe it, I founded the Leaf Village and raised the Uzumaki clan.
Oh no, that should be called the Country of Whirlpool now.
The body, mental strength, consciousness, and heart are all moving forward on such a "cross system."
From a magic apprentice, to a mage, to a great magician, to the holy realm, and even to the divine realm. The experiences of the past life gradually turn into the qualifications of this life, and the efforts of this life gradually lead to the legendary existence.
When all the truth is revealed, the newly born son of the plane is faced with two choices -
Either to leave in the air, or to take up the world that is already on the verge of destruction.
I have a different world than others.
In the world of others: I am the defender of order, the hero who saves the world, the leader of the Dawn Alliance, the leader of the Dragon Knights, the chief magister of the Knowledge Alliance, the federal marshal, and the prince of the two empires of the north and south.
In my world: Because there are no computer online game consoles for me to stay in this world, I can only play Crystal Palace and save the world and play real-life RPG to relieve my boredom.
Introduction to the oral version:
This is the story of a time-traveler who thinks he is a technical nerd, but is actually a dead nerd while driving the Crystal Palace to save the world without shame.
This is a story about a very loving dead man crying out for love in the center of a world without love.
This is a tragic story about a boy who traveled through time.
Have you ever seen a system that issues a request to 'put on a women's miniskirt and conduct a live broadcast'?
Have you ever seen a system that will issue a task of 'put on six centimeter heels and jump to a section of the Pure Land of Paradise and majesty'?
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Su Lin collapsed at this moment.
He is still a man! ! !
At this moment, all three views are destroyed...
A dead college student suddenly found that he could go to the game store by pushing the door.
Great! Black Jade Intermittent Cream? Bought! What? You only collect cash? OK, I'll get the money.
Wow! Is this Tianxiang Life-Sustaining Dew? Ah? Want Tang Dynasty copper coins? OK, I'm going to Panjiayuan!
This, this, this, this... I want this star battleship! ! What? Star coins? Well, man, can you tell me where to get the Star Coins first?
The strongest Lao Liu in the world of cultivation is coming! The new book "Conceptual Artifact Wholesaler" has been officially serialized on Qidian Reading ~ A new author who just turned 18 this year, please support ~
[The popular domestic 2D animation IP original novel of the same name] The book is promoted as "Wang Ling's Daily Life", and the book has a spin-off story "The Only Koi in the World of Cultivation"
At the age of ten (the animation version changed the time to six years old), he casually killed the Demon King Swallowing Clam. As an omnipotent cultivation wizard, Wang Ling had to hide his great power and survive among a group of ordinary cultivation students. This young man didn't care about the money, magic, magic weapons, and fame that ordinary people pursue. No matter the admiration of wealthy daughter Sun Rong, the sniper killings of Yingliu's top killers, or the endless nagging of his parents, they could not stop his pursuit of crispy noodles. Either he was eating crispy noodles, or he was on his way to the canteen to buy crispy noodles. Faced with difficulties, will Wang Ling crush his opponents? Or just lie down and pretend to be dead?
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A group of giant dragons moved small benches to watch "Game of Thrones" day and night.
The great elven druids shed tears because of "The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog".
Humans and dwarves competed for a legendary card in the Hearthstone tavern.
Even the gods personally came to the mortal world to urge the serialization of the novel "Sherlock Holmes".
In the end, the archdruids started a business of "one-click German fighting", and goblins and gnomes joined the construction of the Internet store.
Set off a cultural invasion from the earth in another world!
PS: This time we won the conquest without relying on force. This time we won through culture. In short, it is a story that focuses on tossing the Internet and games, supplemented by making movies and drawing comics.
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The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse...
"Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao.
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He has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".
"I am evil, from beginning to end, never changing." "Really?" A tragic story about an evil and unfortunate lich and a nonsensical soul from another world who had to share a body... That's it (show hands). Not a stallion, not a BL, no harem.
New book "I'm Not a Superhero", please support...
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Some people say that he is the conscience of the entertainment industry.
Whoever said this, doesn't your conscience hurt?
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Many years later, people will not remember the pits left unfilled in Eleven, the death of the heroine, and the death of the hero...
He is only remembered for his kind heart.
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PS: This article is poisonous. The protagonist is seriously ill and has a strong desire for revenge. It is just for entertainment. There is no need to take it seriously...
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[The new book "Step aside and let me come" is being serialized]
Different stories, same wonderful
Jiang Pengji obtained something called the Gongdou Live Broadcast System.
Jiang Pengji: "Good system, no problem system!"
Many years later, Jiang Pengji finally achieved her goal and became the emperor's woman (empress).
Jiang Pengji: "Please praise me!"
System: "(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻I asked you to fight in the palace, but who asked you to conquer the world!"
#The future general's road to hegemony among princes in ancient times#
#The male protagonist watched Silence, and the system shed tears after watching it#
PS: It is recommended to start from 369: Dongqing Earthquake (1) when looking at Zhan Hegemony Farming
1. Download a suspicious game
2. Capture several magical pets as companions
[3. In a relaxed and interesting daily life, lead the pet store on the road to rise]
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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc.
Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years!
Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight!
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To, the Kunwu Mountain Abnormal Human Research Center, the Society for the Stabilization of Inhuman Species Relations in Jerusalem, the Vatican Saints Association, the Galaxy Empire's Street Office on Mars, the Demon World Return and Revenge Organization, the Search for the Lost Immortal Realm Committee, and all those demon extermination teams:
"I will start a new life from today, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!"
- Demon King Ling Ling Yao is here to greet you!
Throwing this piece of paper on the demon king's throne, Mu Qian smiled calmly as he listened to the thundering killing cries of the allied forces of demons, demons, humans, immortals, gods, and aliens outside the palace.
Is he running away? How is it possible? It's just a strategic retreat.
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A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man.
I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, but I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it——
Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era in Japan, the savior of the police?
Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world?
Well, all in all, this is the story of a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan...
PS: The author has other completed works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look.
Okay, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it...
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If you watch too many system streams, the system won't be the protagonist much, right? The author was not found, so I got this book. "Confirm the binding..." "Girl, if you resist again, believe it or not, you will be wiped out in minutes... What is the system? I am the system!" "What did you redeem? Who asked you to strengthen this..." As a popular system that can only bind girls, Zhang Nan's pursuit is very simple. The female hosts are responsible for dominating the world. ————This book is not a prison, the new book "I am not the second child" ISBN 1012620741
I'm so unlucky, really
When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time
When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls...
In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
At the gate of the courtyard of the East Family Area of Chuhua University, the guard uncle answered the phone, opened the window and shouted angrily toward the grove not far away: "Hei Tan, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Whoosh - a black cat burst out of the dense grass on the other side of the grove, ran towards a certain building, and disappeared at the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye. After it, cat heads emerged from the grass one after another. When dinner is served, everyone goes back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers. ... Some people say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire race is insane. Yuanfang, what do you think? -----------------If you don't have any practice, you can click "X" if you want to see it. ————The new book "Future King" has been released.
Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not very poor but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house.
A remote and old house, a bunch of abnormal alien creatures, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange and abnormal room landlord begins here.
"From the day I pressed my thumbprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."
Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers?
The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end.
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The new book "Tiandao Equation" has been released, please feed it!