Funny, Lighthearted Good Reads 沙雕轻松的好书

1 没EN Cultivation? Ain't Got No Money For That! 没钱修什么仙？ Bear Wolf Dog熊狼狗Xianxia4.4M WordsOngoing The old man asked, “You want revenge?” The boy replied, “I’ve been humiliated again and again by the powerful, and my master considers me trash. How could I not want revenge?” The old man patted the boy’s head and sighed. “Good boy, let me pass my cultivation power on to you.” The boy exclaimed, “Senior! How could I accept that?” The old man held out his hand. “Give me your phone.” Watching the changes on his phone, the boy cried out in shock, “Senior! Where did all this hundred-year cultivation 17.7kVotes4MRecs7.2MFans

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Old man: "You want revenge?" The boy said, "I've been repeatedly humiliated by powerful figures and treated like trash by my master. How could I not want revenge?" The old man patted the boy's head and sighed, "Good child, let me pass on my skills to you." The boy exclaimed in surprise, "Senior! How can this be?" The old man held out his hand: "Give me your phone." The boy looked at the changes on his phone and exclaimed in shock, "Senior! Where did this century's worth of internal energy come from?" The old man smiled slightly: "Good child, this is your reserve power in Heaven. Use it whenever you need it in the future. Don't let yourself be insulted again." The boy frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm scared..." The old man said, "The Heavenly Court is a large platform. New users can borrow a hundred years of cultivation power with 30 days of interest-free period. The lowest daily interest rate is half a day's cultivation power, which is not even as much as your cultivation power for a week." Zhang Yu snorted and closed the ad.

2 我 I Can Destroy the World, But I’m Not a Great Demon 我只是能灭世，又不是大魔头 How Many Chilly Autumns in My Dreams梦里几度寒秋Xianxia515k WordsCompleted Ye Wufeng could never understand, even at the moment of his death, how they had found out that he could really destroy the world. So he came back to life. Yeah, secretly. That kind of secretive, sneaky feeling. 0Votes17.5kRecs61.8kFans

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Ye Wufeng never understood how they knew he could truly destroy the world, even until his death. So he came back to life. Yeah, secretly. (This "secretly" implies a feeling of stealth.)

3 死 Necromancer 死灵法师 One Key in Ten Years十年一键Gaming3.7M WordsOngoing The divine kingdom falls, and heaven and earth are torn asunder! I walk the boundary between life and death, uncover secrets buried for countless millennia, and wield the powers of nature and immortality. In an age when order has collapsed, I will become a legend. This is the fate of a Guardian. And the path to my own legend! Part One, Mark of the Dead, is complete. Part Two, Odd-Day Upheaval, is ongoing. Original blurb: After transmigrating into the world of a game, Matthew discovers that somet 7Votes335.1kRecs1.5MFans

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The divine kingdom has fallen, the heavens have cracked and the earth has collapsed! I wander on the border between life and death, uncovering secrets buried for eternity, and wielding the power of nature and immortality. To become a legend in an era of collapsing order. This is the destiny of the guardians. That's also my legendary path! The first part, The Scars of the Dead, is complete. The second part, "Odd Number Changes," is currently being serialized. Original synopsis: I was transported to the game world. Matthew discovered that his system seemed to have a slight problem. Class: Necromancer Task: Plant trees Target: 1000 trees Rewards: Summon 'Bone Dragon' & a large amount of XP And so, a necromancer who championed the principle of balance even more than the druids was born.

4 这 This Is the End of the World 这很末世 The Flowers Haven't Bloomed Yet花还没开Sci-Fi594k WordsCompleted I opened my eyes to find myself in the apocalypse. Bai Xiao hated all zombies. Especially the one that had bitten him. Also known as The Zombies’ Final Journey A fictional world, purely imaginary #Apocalypse #Disaster #Survival #Healing# 15Votes118.8kRecs283.1kFans

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The world is ending when I open my eyes. Bai Xiao hates all zombies. Especially the one that bit me. —— Also known as The Final Journey of the Zombies —This is a fictional world, entirely based on fiction.— #Apocalypse #Disaster #Survival #Healing

5 谁EN Who Hid My Corpse?! 谁把我的尸体藏起来了！ Eyes of the Demon有妖眼Light Novel1.5M WordsCompleted “You know, I used to be the most powerful person in the world. Even the gods couldn’t do anything to me. If I can get my body back, I can come back to life.” “So?” “So... who hid my corpse!” 1Votes182.8kRecs672.8kFans

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"Do you know? I was once the most powerful person in the world. Even the gods couldn't do anything to me. As long as I can find my body again, I can be resurrected." "So what?" "So... Who hid my body!"

6 战 Warhammer: In the Name of the Primarch 战锤：以涅槃之名 Tide of Crows群鸦之潮Western Fantasy8.2M WordsOngoing Before you stands the Emperor. Master of the Imperium of Man, joint ruler of Holy Terra and Mars, Heavenly Father, Caesar, the Great, Augustus, conqueror of the stars, bane of all xenos, immortal wisdom, curse of the wicked gods, the watcher upon the Golden Throne… And most importantly: The eternal god of humanity, its undying faith, the greatest source of suffering, and its greatest bearer. His legions are falling. His Imperium is dying. All his most sacred and primal dreams are turning into ig 194Votes168.7kRecs215.1kFans

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Before you stands the Emperor. The sovereign of the human empire, the joint ruler of Holy Terra and Mars, the Father, Caesar, the Emperor, Augustus, the conqueror of the stars, the scourge of aliens, immortal wisdom, the curse of the wicked gods, the watcher atop the golden throne… And most importantly: Humanity's eternal deity, undying faith, the greatest creator of suffering, and the greatest bearer of suffering. His legions are corrupting, his empire is dying, and all his most sacred and primal dreams are turning into ignorance and tyranny that are enough to kill him. He was crying. He was screaming. He was powerless, witnessing endless malice amidst boundless suffering. And me? I am the one who ended His suffering. (Female Primarch, Original Legion, Not a Conqueror, The author will try to maintain the accuracy of the information, the authenticity of the story, and daily updates. The beginning may be a bit difficult to read; you can read a few chapters first to see if you can get used to it.) (Group number: 684947131)

7 藤 Fujimaru Ritsuka, but in the Lord of the Rings Space 藤丸立香，但是主神空间 Three Delicacies Wonton肉三鲜云吞Light Novel1.4M WordsCompleted Fujimaru Ritsuka is a savior. In high school, they dropped out, moved to Antarctica, and slept on the floor. Then, when crisis struck, they were entrusted with a mission, joined forces with heroes, and fought the evil big guys in a dark showdown. And won. Then they retired in peace. Ritsuka: I told you, all I want is to survive and live like a normal person. [Diary] 7.4: Started this new diary to record the beginning of my new life! 7.9: College classes are a little hard, but still easy compared 0Votes21.5kRecs145.2kFans

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Fujimaru Ritsuka is the savior. During my high school years, I dropped out and lived in Antarctica, sleeping on the floor. Then, I was given a mission in a time of crisis, where I gathered heroes and fought a dark duel against evil giants, and ultimately won. —A smooth retirement. Ritsuka: I told you long ago, all I want is to live and be an ordinary person. [Journal] 7.4: Start this new diary to record my entry into a new life! 7.9: University courses are a bit difficult, but still easier than the Rune of the Gods. [On the way home, I encountered a thief who broke my leg.] 8.4: The physical fitness test was a bit of a hassle; my classmates kept touching my pectoral muscles. [I was robbed and broke my leg.] September 17th: I'm starting to get used to normal life! [The wild magician was capturing experimental materials, and broke.] 12.2: Encountered a Dead Apostle, and was defeated. It's broken. Fold fold 1.7: Fujimaru Ritsuka! How could you become so depraved! Didn't you promise the Heroic Spirits you'd be ordinary people?! Why are you still thinking about having fun fighting?! What happened to you?! Correct yourself! 1.8: There is a true ancestor! Eh! — He's broken. 1.9: There was a place called "God Space" that kept sending text messages saying nonsensical things. It was probably a telecom fraud scheme. They shut it down. * "Our opponent is Fujimaru Ritsuka. Are we confident?" "It will be a bit troublesome to gather all the Heroic Spirits." Will we lose? A soft laugh, close-up. "We will win." Dungeons: Jujutsu – DanMachi – FGO – Jujutsu (Chainsaw Man) – No Game No Life 0 – Valkyrie End (Miniature Garden Version)

8 人 Wandering the World of Myriad Heavens 人在诸天，浪迹天涯 Scholar of the Green House青楼书生Infinite Myriad Worlds190k WordsOngoing A Myriad Heavens crossover featuring a mix of film and TV worlds. The first world is a little long, and the story doesn't follow the original plot. Same old rules. 0Votes109.6kRecs189.9kFans

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A multi-dimensional world, a film and television adaptation, the first world is a bit long and doesn't follow a storyline. Same as always.

9 洛 The Los Angeles Detective 洛杉矶神探 Pao Pan跑盘Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A detective transmigrates to America and becomes an officer with the Los Angeles Police Department. After getting over his initial confusion, he solves one baffling case after another and earns international renown, becoming known as the most legendary detective in history... 2Votes289.6kRecs397kFans

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A detective is transported to America and becomes a Los Angeles Police Department agent. After overcoming his initial confusion, he solved numerous bizarre cases, gained international fame, and was hailed as the most legendary detective in history...

10 什 What Do You Mean, a First-Rate Savior? 什么叫一流救世主啊 Little Butterfly in a Dream梦里的小蝴蝶Sci-Fi1.1M WordsCompleted [Nominee for the 2022 Best Newcomer Award] [No. 1 Bestseller at the 10th Sci-Fi Starlight Awards] [First Prize, 2022 Science Fiction Writing Competition] Even saviors come in different grades. Second-rate saviors are inefficient. A single act of salvation can take years or even decades, leaving countless people to suffer, and in the end they might not even save the world. Third-rate saviors spend their whole lives manipulated by schemers, ignorant and played like puppets in someone else’s hands. 0Votes32.9kRecs389.1kFans

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[2022 Best Newcomer Award Nomination] [The 10th Science Fiction Star Awards Bestselling Book Winner] [First Prize in the 2022 Science Fiction Writing Competition] Saviors are also divided into different levels. Incompetent saviors are inefficient, often taking years or even decades to save the world, causing immense suffering to countless people, and they may not even actually save the world in the end. The third-rate savior was manipulated by conspirators throughout his life, ignorant and foolish, being played like a puppet on someone else's strings. Second-rate saviors pay a huge price to save the world, suffering many hardships such as widowhood, disability, and the sacrifice of friends, and ultimately only receive a useless empty title or even an epitaph. "These saviors are all too pitiful. I don't want to be like them. I want to be a first-rate savior!" "You ask me what a first-rate savior is?" "Lightspeed saves the world!" "No casualties!" "Massive profits!" "Use the sword you have now to slay the near future, nip the apocalypse in the bud, act entirely according to your own will, and then reap the rewards you deserve!" "That's what you call a first-rate savior!"

11 我 Something Is Wrong with My Roommate 我的室友不对劲 Pigeon Slayer屠鸽者Light Novel2.8M WordsCompleted There’s something seriously off about my roommate. She claims to be a chef, but she’s incredibly skilled and handles knives like a pro. She says she doesn’t do overnight shifts, yet she’s always wearing a fake face, going out late and coming home early, and never spending the night at home. I suspect she’s involved in some kind of illegal business. 0Votes71.4kRecs326.6kFans

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My roommate is acting really strange. She claims to be a chef, but she is highly skilled and wields a knife with impressive dexterity. She claimed she didn't work overnight, but she always wore a fake face, leaving late and returning early every day, and never going home at night. I suspect she's doing something illegal.

12 天EN Heavenly Dao Takes a Day Off 天道今天不上班 Demonic Cang Yue魔性沧月Xianxia2.9M WordsCompleted Whether it is environmental stimulation or material corrosion, whether it is energy damage or conceptual laws, once something threatens its life, it will rapidly become immune. Once something damages its body, it will quickly evolve. This is absolute adaptation. In this chaotic age, a world like purgatory, demons want to eat it when they see it, while immortals want to refine it into pills. It is the finest heavenly treasure in the world, as well as the most perfect cauldron. Yet all things that 12Votes409.8kRecs598.8kFans

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Whether it's environmental stimuli, material erosion, energy damage, or conceptual rules, once life is threatened, it quickly develops immunity; once the body is harmed, it rapidly evolves. This is absolute adaptation. In this chaotic world, like a purgatory, monsters want to devour Him, and immortals want to refine elixirs from Him. He is the world's finest natural treasure and the most perfect alchemical furnace. However, Taoist arts, magical treasures, talismans, divine weapons, true fire, lightning tribulations, death rays, killing formations... All things that cannot kill Him will make Him even stronger.

13 道EN Mysterious Daoist of Madness 道诡异仙 Fox-Tail Pen狐尾的笔Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing An uncanny Heavenly Dao, strange immortals and Buddhas: are they real or false? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang cannot tell. But these aren’t the only things he can’t distinguish. He can’t even make sense of himself. He’s sick, and very seriously so. 650Votes1.8MRecs13.2MFans

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The bizarre laws of Heaven, the extraordinary immortals and Buddhas—are they real? Or are they fake? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang couldn't tell. But it wasn't just these things that he couldn't distinguish. There was also himself; he was sick, very sick.

14 星 Emissary of the Star Realm 星界使徒 Qi Peijia齐佩甲Gaming1.1M WordsOngoing Human civilization expands across the stars, its territories spanning the heavens. Amid the great wave of interstellar migration, Zhou Jing unexpectedly awakens the power to travel between worlds. He creates the [Starbound Apostles] as vessels for his soul, sending them to different planes and letting him move among worlds under a variety of identities. His predetermined path in life takes a turn. Each new avatar he creates is like a fresh start. But he gradually discovers that humanity may know 8Votes532.3kRecs1.4MFans

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Human civilization has expanded across the stars, its territory stretching across the cosmos. In the era of interstellar migration, Zhou Jing unexpectedly awakened the power of interstellar travel, creating the [Astral Apostle] as a vessel to carry his own soul and send it to different planes, where he travels through various realms under different identities. The predetermined trajectory of life takes a turn, and each creation of an avatar is like a rebirth. However, he gradually discovered that human civilization was not entirely ignorant of many dimensions... —— Multiple dimensions, multiple factions, their respective destinies collide across the realms! He is the only one who can move through it in countless forms, a Starwalker!

15 旧 The Old Daoist Canon 旧日之箓 Bear Wolf Dog熊狼狗Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted He'd thought he'd transmigrated to ancient times, and Chu Qiguang was just wondering how to make his fortune when he suddenly discovered that a corpse-reanimation case had occurred in the neighboring county. The Taoist priests at the temple were busy subduing demons, and even the village's stray cats had started talking. He was just wondering whether he should start slaying demons when he realized that, without even noticing, he was becoming the most terrifying monster of all. 11Votes559.2kRecs902.4kFans

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Chu Qiguang thought he had traveled to ancient times and was thinking about how to get rich... But suddenly he discovered that a case of corpse transformation had occurred in the neighboring county, the Taoist priests in the temple were exorcising demons, and even the stray cats in the village had started talking. Just as he was contemplating whether to start slaying demons and monsters, he discovered that he was unknowingly becoming the most terrifying demon.

16 权 Game of Thrones: The Strongest Dragon Mother 权游：最强龙妈 Spicy Sauce Hot Dry Noodles辣酱热干面Light Novel4.1M WordsCompleted After the long summer, the stars will weep blood, and a cold darkness will engulf the world. Only by lighting the First Flame can the ice be driven back and the Long Night brought to an end forever. 0Votes199.5kRecs69.9kFans

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My new book, "If You Don't Abandon Me, I'm Willing to Be Your Godfather," has been released! Go check it out! After the long summer, the stars weep blood, and a cold darkness will engulf the world. Only by igniting the First Flame can the ice be dispelled and the long night ended forever. (Group number: 9287 81376)

17 诡 A Journey Through the Mysterious World 诡秘世界之旅 How Many Chilly Autumns in My Dreams梦里几度寒秋Mystery & Supernatural1.1M WordsCompleted “Little monk, what are you doing before the Buddha?” “Listening to the Buddha explain the path to refuge.” “The Three Refuges?” “The Four Refuges.” … The Buddha saves all living beings. I’m here to save you. [A childhood-sweethearts story woven through an eerie, mysterious atmosphere.] 0Votes124.8kRecs162.4kFans

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"Little monk, what are you doing in front of the Buddha?" "Listen to the Buddha preach about taking refuge." "The Three Refuges?" "The Four Refuges" The Buddha saves all sentient beings; I will save you. A childhood sweetheart story set against an atmosphere of mystery and intrigue.

18 同EN Transcending Through 99 Worlds 同时穿越了99个世界 Phoenix Mocks the Phoenix凤嘲凰Sci-Fi2.4M WordsCompleted In an age when even a bump or a bruise can send you transmigrating, what’s a transmigrator supposed to do if they have no System, no old man in a ring, no portable dimension, and can’t summon anything? Duke says: I’m my own golden finger! This is the story of a transmigrator struck by lightning who leans on himself in countless worlds... New book: Becoming a Legend in Hong Kong’s Underworld 5Votes395.6kRecs528.4kFans

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In this era where you can time travel by accident, what do you do as a time traveler who has no system, no grandpa, no personal space, and can't summon anything? Duke stated: "I am the magic touch myself!" This is the story of a transmigrator struck by lightning who ends up clinging to powerful figures in countless worlds... New Book: Becoming a Legend in Hong Kong Variety Shows

19 诸EN End of All Realms 诸天尽头 Phoenix Mocks the Phoenix凤嘲凰Infinite Myriad Worlds4.0M WordsCompleted When Luo Su woke up, he found a System in his mind that could take him across the worlds of the heavens. Assassins, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods… Infinite worlds meant infinite possibilities and endless adventures. Those who conquered the infinite would surely leave behind a legend of their own. From the ordinary to the immortal, he would seek the end of the road through the myriad heavens! … Gazing at the endless road ahead, Luo Su patted the System on its dog head. All he had were 44Votes1.6MRecs1.4MFans

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When Russell woke up, he found a system in his mind that allowed him to travel through various worlds. Assassins, monsters, witches, aliens, demons, gods... The infinite world holds infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who traverse the infinite will surely leave behind their own legends. From the ordinary to the immortal, seeking the end on the path through the heavens! Looking at the endless road, Russell patted the system's head. He only had cards he got from the lottery... He was a little panicked! New Book: Becoming a Legend in Hong Kong Variety Shows

20 木 Naruto: The Happy Wind Man of the Hatake Clan 木叶之旗木家的快乐风男 Shaomai Knight烧卖骑士Light Novel1.3M WordsCompleted Shāomài's new novel, My Great Ming Has Plenty of Martial Virtue, Yet Chooses Cultural Victory, is currently being serialized. Come check it out! If I E fast enough, my teammates' ? won't be able to catch me! This is the story of a shameless League of Legends Yasuo player who transmigrates to the Hokage world and becomes the younger brother of Konoha's White Fang and the uncle of Kakashi Hatake. As Konoha Ninja No. 4396, what kind of joy will he bring to the sorrow-filled Hatake name? Stay tuned! 3Votes195.8kRecs374.8kFans

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Shaomai's new book, "Our Great Ming Dynasty is Full of Martial Virtue, But Chooses Cultural Victory," is currently being serialized and is available for reading! If I use my E skill quickly enough, my teammates won't be able to catch me! This is the story of a shameless League of Legends Yasuo player who travels to the Naruto world and becomes the younger brother of Konoha's White Fang and the uncle of Hatake Kakashi. As Konoha ninja number 4396, what kind of joy will he bring to the sorrowful surname Hatake? Stay tuned! Hasaka~~ Group number 782095694, everyone is welcome to visit and offer guidance! The shumai will be secretly observing! VIP group 441215275 requires a fan value of at least disciple level, or a screenshot of full subscription.

21 术EN The Sorcerer's Manual 术师手册 Listen to the Sun听日Light Novel4.4M WordsCompleted In 1668, the city I lived in was named the safest place in the country. I made an indelible contribution to that achievement. Because I got caught. 100Votes1.1MRecs2.9MFans

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In 1668, my city was rated as the safest place in the country. I made an indelible contribution to this. Because I was caught.

22 这 This Cheat Is Way Too Chuunibyou 这个外挂过于中二 Fish Prison Cell鱼狱圄Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Are kings, nobles, generals, and ministers born to their stations? Looking at the foolish woman smiling on the throne, an inexplicable urge wells up inside you.] “No, no, no! I can't do it, I can't do it!” William's head shook like a rattle drum. [If she can rule a country, why can't I? Only I can bring this world, which is on the verge of destruction...] Hey, don't go saying things like that! This world is doing just fine. Could you stop making up extra drama, please? [The path to kingship beg 5Votes249.4kRecs591.8kFans

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"Are kings and nobles born with a special destiny? Looking at that foolish woman smiling on the throne, a strange impulse wells up inside you." "No, no, no! I can't move it, I can't move it!" William shook his head like a rattle. If she can be the ruler of a country, why can't I? Only I can bring hope to this world that is on the verge of destruction... Hey, stop talking nonsense! The world is fine, please stop adding unnecessary drama! The Road to Glory Begins Task 1: Destroy this foolish... Shut up!!!

23 海 One Piece: How Many Teachers Do the Five Elders Have? 海贼：五老星有几个师？ Shaomai Knight烧卖骑士Light Novel892k WordsOngoing “The fortune-teller said I’d succeed at the cost of countless lives... I wish all you officers a smooth career at Marine Headquarters!” Ma Qiao raises his glass, smiling expectantly at Twitch, Sett, Caitlyn... Much later. The Marines switch sides right before battle, every single agent turns out to be a mole, and the Shichibukai weep, saying they’ve drifted through life for half a lifetime, only to finally meet a worthy leader. Standing atop the Red Line, Ma Qiao smiles with fatherly warmth. “Fi 1Votes43.6kRecs122.2kFans

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"The fortune teller said I'll achieve great success at the cost of countless lives... I wish all officers smooth sailing at Naval Headquarters!" Maggio raised his glass, giving Twitch, Sett, the policewoman, and others an expectant smile. Much later. The navy changed sides on the battlefield, all the agents were traitors, and the Seven Warlords of the Sea even cried out that they had finally met a wise master after a life of wandering. Marjo, standing atop the red earth, revealed a gentle, fatherly smile: "Five Elders, how many divisions do you still have?" The newbie author, Shaomai, already has two completed works with over a million words each. Readers looking for something to read can check them out: "The Happy Wind Man of the Hatake Clan in Konoha" and "My Great Ming Dynasty is Full of Martial Virtue but Chooses Cultural Victory".

24 最 The Last Dark Lord 最后的黑暗之王 Mountains and Rivers Remember Not山川不念Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsCompleted This is a world shrouded in darkness. The black fog devours every living creature it touches. Fire is humanity’s only refuge. Then the age of darkness arrives, and the flames begin to die. Countless mighty kingdoms become lairs for dark monsters. Humanity loses all contact, and the survivors tremble in their lonely pinpricks of light. Until Rhodes arrives in this world. “Damn, what kind of freak is this? Is it edible?” “This soul tastes delicious.” “As long as the will of fire endures, I believe 2Votes182.2kRecs593.8kFans

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This is a world shrouded in darkness. The pervasive black mist eroded all living things. Only fire can protect humanity. But as the dark ages came, the fire gradually died out. Countless powerful kingdoms have become lairs of dark monsters, and humanity has lost contact with one another, with survivors trembling in the lonely glimmer of light. Until Rhodes came into this world. "Damn, what's cow or horse? Is it tasty?" "This soul is delicious." "As long as the will of fire remains, I believe that one day, humanity will illuminate this world again and burn all the ghosts and insects to ashes." Even if I am mired in darkness and burdened by dreams, I can still support this world! "We won!" —— The world is on the verge of collapse, and an abyss lies at our side. And I will raise this one and only fire to illuminate the world. Yes, I am the final Dark Lord. Hey you, help me out. —— —— I already have a completed, high-quality work, "Please Don't Disturb My Cultivation," with 15,000 words. My integrity is guaranteed, so feel free to jump in.

25 我 I Want to Pick a Fight with Superman 我要与超人约架 Spicy Sauce Hot Dry Noodles辣酱热干面Light Novel10.6M WordsCompleted I was reborn in the DC Universe with a cheat ability: taking a beating lets me level up, though I can only spend skill points on defense. Superman gets challenged to fights and never seems to win, always ending up battered and humiliated. Batman gets challenged and never seems to lose… Maybe I can ask Superman for a fight and boost my defense until I have an invulnerable body of steel? (De 2Votes481.5kRecs186.7kFans

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My new book, "If You Don't Abandon Me, I'm Willing to Be Your Godfather," has been released! Go check it out! I was reborn in the DC universe with a cheat code: I can level up just by getting hit, although skill points can only be used to increase defense. Superman seems to have never won a fight, always ending up looking defeated; Batman seems to have never lost a fight... Perhaps he could challenge Superman to a duel and upgrade his defenses to the point of being invincible? (Dear readers, please note that the main character is Harley Quinn!!! If you don't like this type of story, you can ignore it, thank you.) Regarding the content, it's not a lighthearted, enjoyable read; it's somewhat dark and chaotic. The first phase of the story primarily involves three parallel storylines: *Watchmen*, the TV series *Gotham*, and *Justice League Dark: The Giant Beast*. (Group number: 9287 81376)