A Ten-Year Veteran Reader’s Picks: No Beginner-Friendly Books 十年书虫精选非小白类型书

10 不 The Unspeakable Diary 不可名状的日记簿 Swan Song of the Sorrowful悲伤之人的绝唱Gaming1.3M WordsCompleted "The Unknowable Diary" is a fully immersive game released worldwide at the same time. Centered on tabletop role-playing adventures, it lets every player feel as if they are truly there. Yu Yi, a veteran COC troublemaker, was successfully lured into the game. The moment he put on the game watch, launched the game, and opened the diary, unknowable, stirring, urgent tones echoed in his mind. One advertisement a 0Votes93kRecs167.5kFans

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The new book is now available. The title is "Evil God's Partner." You can find it by clicking on the author's name. Welcome to read! The Unspeakable Diary is a fully immersive game released globally, centered around tabletop role-playing game content, allowing all players to experience a truly immersive experience. Yu Yi, a seasoned Clash of Clans player, was successfully lured into the game. The moment he put on his gaming watch, opened the game, and flipped through the diary, an indescribable yet intensely urgent tone echoed in his mind. A series of advertisements replayed in his head— The largest gaming company in the universe has opened! Sexy white-stockinged octopus girl is giving away sweet moments online! Many more Black Pharaoh-recommended games await your exploration! Adorably cute Xiuji, given away upon registration! Tindaros, come and claim it! Behind-the-scenes manipulation, a glorious eight-man run!

12 诡EN Lord of Mysteries 诡秘之主 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted Amid the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who is whispering? I awoke from the mysteries and opened my eyes to see this world: Guns, cannons, battleships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, Sealed Artifacts... Light still shines, and the mysterious has never left. This is the legend of th 11kVotes37.4MRecs37.6MFans

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The Lord of Mysteries animated special is now available on Tencent Video. Everyone is welcome to watch it! In the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the mists of history and darkness, who whispers? I awaken from the mystery, opening my eyes to see this world: Firearms, cannons, giant ships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, sealed artifacts... The light still shines, and mystery has never left. This is the legend of "The Fool".

14 黎EN The Sword of Dawn 黎明之剑 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi6.3M WordsCompleted Gao Wen transmigrated, but something went a little wrong along the way. After floating above some otherworldly continent for more than a hundred thousand years, he decided he probably needed a body to count as a complete transmigrator. But after finally succeeding, he never expected he'd have to climb out of a coffin in that body, only to face two utterly terrified great-great-great-great...great-granddaughters. And a world on the verge of the end of an era. 587Votes13MRecs3.8MFans

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Gawain time-traveled, but there was a slight problem during the process. After drifting in the sky above a certain alien continent for hundreds of thousands of years, he felt that he might need a body to be considered a complete transmigrator. However, he did not expect that after finally succeeding, he would have to crawl out of the coffin with this body and face two terrified great-great-great-great-granddaughters. And a world that is about to reach the end of its era.

17 走EN Applied Immortality 走进修仙 My Way Is Never Alone吾道长不孤Xianxia6.8M WordsCompleted Standard Version: When a researcher transmigrates to a world that uses scientific methods to explore the heavens and the earth... Wang Qi: Our motto is: Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll have nothing to fear on the path to immortality! CCTV-10 Version: Why is the “Illustrated Record of Heavenly Evolution” related to the theory of evolution? What do the ethereal, shifting Cloud Swords have to do with probability clouds? How can cultivators build an atomic bomb? How is quantum mechan 9Votes1.5MRecs551.1kFans

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Standard version: When a researcher travels to a world where scientific methods are used to explore the universe... Wang Qi: Our motto is—Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll be fearless in cultivating immortality and seeking the Dao! CCTV10 version: Why is the *Tianyan Tulu* (Illustrated Record of Evolution) related to evolutionary theory? What is the relationship between the ethereal and unpredictable cloud sword and the probability cloud? How do cultivators build a cultivation atomic bomb? How is quantum mechanics manifested in cultivation? Why is the peerless powerhouse from ten thousand years ago, now known as the Ring Grandpa, considered "misleading" and "useless"? What are the connections between Quantum Master Bo Er, Daoist Hai Senbao, and Taiyi Tianzun Ai Citan, and the great scientists Bohr, Heisenberg, and Einstein? Let's follow our host—no, our protagonist Wang Qi—into today's *Entering the World of Cultivation* to explore the secrets of scientific cultivation.

20 食 Food Wars: The Fake Little Master 食戟之冒牌小当家 Gentleman Dong绅士东Light Novel1.6M WordsCompleted Liu Angxing, who shares the same name as Little Chef, transmigrated into the world of Food Wars!… To sustain the toll that the “Super-God Tongue” took on his body, he had no choice but to set his sights on the pinnacle of the culinary world! With “instant-noodle-level” cooking skills, Liu Angxing could only use the System's accompanying “one-time recipes” to overcome each crisis while improving his genuine culinary abilities. From Golden Fried Rice, Dreamy Mapo Tofu, and Persimmon-Sauce Shredded 0Votes307.9kRecs235.2kFans

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Liu Maoxing, who shares the same name as the young master chef, has transmigrated into the world of "Food Wars!"... In order to maintain the physical demands of the "Super God Tongue," one must strive to reach the pinnacle of the culinary world! Liu Maoxing, whose cooking skills were at a "ramen noodle level," had no choice but to use the "disposable recipes" provided by the system to get through the difficulties while improving his actual cooking skills. From Golden Fried Rice, Dreamy Mapo Tofu, Shredded Pork with Green Peppers and Persimmon Sauce... To Phoenix Eggs, Phoenix Crystals, and Sea Bream Continental Maps... The recipes of "Cooking Master Boy" are being recreated one by one in Far Moon!

21 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

22 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

23 灭EN Record of Mortal Cultivation's Demise 灭运图录 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Xianxia2.9M WordsCompleted Cultivation means discarding the false and preserving the true, seeing one’s own nature clearly. Those who achieve this are called “Perfected Ones.” They attain the Primordial Spirit and transcend life and death. The Record of Fate’s Demise, the Dao Seed of Fate’s Demise? The cultivation story of a transmigrator who happens upon an ancient immortal art and journeys through the Myriad Worlds and countless vast realms. Group numbers: Group One: 213933048 (full) 34Votes473.8kRecs642.3kFans

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Cultivating truth involves discarding falsehood and preserving truth, revealing one's true nature. Those who achieve this are called "True Persons," and they attain the primordial spirit, transcending life and death. The Record of Annihilation of Fortune, the Seed of Annihilation of Fortune? The story of a time traveler who accidentally obtains ancient immortal techniques and cultivates in countless worlds and realms. Group number: Group 1: 213933048 (Full) Group 2: 140033960

24 儒EN The Confucian Way to Sagehood 儒道至圣 Eternal Flame永恒之火Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsCompleted This is a world where scholars command the power of Heaven and Earth. With literary talent within, poems can slay enemies, lyrics can destroy armies, and essays can bring peace to the realm. A scholar puts brush to paper, discussing war from the safety of his desk; a successful candidate slays the enemy with every word; an advanced scholar flies into a rage, and his words become weapons. When a Sage arrives, his words and writing can condemn a man, judge an emperor's rule unjust, and take on an 50Votes9.6MRecs2MFans

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This is a world where scholars wield the power of heaven and earth. With talent, one can kill enemies with poetry, annihilate armies with lyrics, and bring peace to the world with prose. A scholar can strategize on paper; a successful candidate in the provincial examination can compose poems and write essays; and a candidate in the imperial examination can engage in heated debates. When a sage arrives, he can condemn people with words and writings, punish individuals, and judge the emperor as tyrannical, making one a match for an entire nation. At this time, the Holy Academy held the civil service positions, the monarch controlled the official positions, ten kingdoms were vying for power, barbarian tribes were eyeing the country covetously, and demons were causing chaos. At this time, there was no flourishing of Tang poetry, no golden age of Song lyrics, no innovative writing, and no new sages for a hundred years. An unknown, poor boy, after having his head smashed, embarked on the path to sainthood, carrying with him timeless poems and astonishing writings. Thank you to the Yuewen official book review team for providing book review support!

25 英 League of Legends: Throne at the Summit 英雄联盟之巅峰王座 Iced ZiyeIced子夜Gaming3.4M WordsCompleted This is the story of Li Xianghe, a Chinese peak-level pro player who accidentally transmigrates to Korea in a parallel world, then returns to the LPL! To his surprise, esports in this world’s Korea has long since merged with the entertainment industry. The esports scene is the entertainment scene, and esports stars are celebrities. Every top pro player can land sky-high endorsements and release MAD albums, just like any other superstar. In this story, there’ll be the Samsung Twin Stars, the KTA 0Votes183.7kRecs173.8kFans

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This is the story of Lee Sang-hyeok, a top professional player from China, who accidentally travels to a parallel world in South Korea and then returns to the LPL! He was surprised to discover that in South Korea, esports had long been integrated with entertainment; the esports scene was the entertainment scene, and esports stars were entertainment stars. Every top professional player could receive various high-priced endorsements and release MAD albums, just like those superstars. In this story, professional esports teams such as Samsung's twin stars, KTA's two powerhouses, and SKT will appear! Idol groups, and of course, those adorable nine members will also be included! A different kind of esports, a different kind of K-pop, all of this book has to offer. (P. S. 1: There won't be any heartbreaking scenes of Chinese players being crushed in world competitions, after all, the author is Chinese!) (P. S. 2: I will update some extra chapters from time to time.)

26 守 The Dawnwatch 守望黎明号 Black-Robed Raistlin黑袍雷斯林Infinite Myriad Worlds4.9M WordsCompleted The protagonist is Lu Yuan: Lu as in the mainland, and Yuan as in distant. This is the story of how, relying on the Main God, he transmigrates through different dimensions and ultimately saves the immigrant spaceship Dawn, which is on the verge of destruction. The magnificent fantasy of Baldur's Gate, naval battles for supremacy in the Caribbean, the extraordinarily everyday world of Gensokyo, 0Votes738.5kRecs282.2kFans

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My new book, "The World Tree of Stardew Valley," is available for collection and support! The protagonist is Lu Yuan, whose name means "Lu" in "mainland" and "Yuan" in "distant place". This is the story of how he relied on the world of the Supreme God, traveled through different dimensions, and ultimately saved the immigrant spaceship "Dawn" from destruction. The fantastical and magnificent Baldur's Gate, the Caribbean Sea where battleships clash, the extraordinary Gensokyo, the unpredictable Highschool of the Dead, a different kind of Resident Evil and Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, and of course, the Iron-Blooded Alliance with its "war, eternal war"... More and more people joined Lu Yuan's team, and the Dawn was sailing towards the dawn of the sky. This book has officially surpassed 3 million words! Have you ever watched TV series where the world is destroyed countless times? Do you know how to transform a Reaper into a democratic fighter? Geths are actually quite cute! There are many ways to fight fleet battles, but I like the two most unorthodox methods: mechs and ship-slaying swords... Everything is in Mass Effect!

27 大 The Great Mischievous Monkey 大泼猴 Softshell Turtle Isn't a Tortoise甲鱼不是龟Xianxia2.5M WordsCompleted There are always people in this world who are brave and fearless, stubborn to the point of being single-minded, unruly, proud, and arrogant. Even when they’re pushed to the brink, they refuse to compromise. They would rather die than lose. P.S. 3Votes323.7kRecs1.4MFans

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There are always some people in this world who are brave, stubborn, even obsessive, unruly, proud, and arrogant. Even when faced with dire straits, they will never compromise. I'd rather die than lose. PS: The TV series adapted from this book, "The Legend of Lingyun", has been released.

31 崩 Collapsing Star River 崩坏星河 His Majesty the King国王陛下Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted With the dawn of interstellar colonization, humanity has finally spread the core values of civilization across the vast sea of stars. Battleship cannons capable of shattering planets have lit the flame of positive energy in the cold, dark cosmos. Within cannon range, truth reigns everywhere! These are the best of times, and the worst of times. This is a story of traveling through many lands and righting wrongs. This is a story of admiring countless beauties and never taking responsibility. Reade 0Votes286.6kRecs252.9kFans

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With the advent of the interstellar colonization era, humanity has finally spread its core values ​​of civilization throughout the vast galaxy. The warships and colossal cannons that shatter planets ignited a flame of positive energy in the dark and cold universe; within the range of these cannons, truth is everywhere! It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. This is a story of traveling around the world and upholding justice. This is a story of appreciating all kinds of flowers, but taking absolutely no responsibility. Reader group: Old group Honkai Impact 3rd Galaxy Insect Egg Hatching Well 145108957 New group: Honkai Galaxy 482605483

32 末 The Doomsday Psychiatric Hospital 末日精神病院 The Road to the Azure Clouds Has No End青云之路无终点Sci-Fi1.8M WordsOngoing When the apocalypse came, intern psychiatrist Shi Ruoyu risked his life to rescue Ren Guobin, a patient with severe delusions; Ye Yizhou, who had a serious communication disorder; Shen Wenting, the psychiatric hospital’s most dangerous patient, who had dissociative identity disorder; and Xiao Wanqing, a world-class academic genius... Then he led them all in a tenacious struggle to survive the apocalypse... Shi Ruoyu had just one wish: Even if the world fell apart, the patients following him thro 0Votes122kRecs55.2kFans

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When the apocalypse arrives, Shi Ruoyu, an intern at a mental hospital, risks her life to rescue Ren Guobin, a patient with severe delusions; Ye Yizhou, who suffers from severe communication difficulties; Shen Wenting, the hospital's most dangerous individual and a patient with dissociative identity disorder; and Xiao Wanqing, an academic superstar... Together, they struggle to survive in the apocalypse... Shi Ruoyu actually only had one wish, which was: These patients who followed him to survive in the apocalypse, even if the world collapses, do not give up on treatment! I am a member of the Online Writers Association, and I guarantee my integrity; I will never abandon my projects (the first two books weren't abandoned, they were censored).

33 武 The Grandmaster of Martial Arts 武道宗师 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend but a tangible tradition. After weathering its clash with technology, martial arts have become fully integrated into society, giving rise to all kinds of competitions. There may be no clear winner in literature, but in martial arts, there can only be one champion! After inheriting a lineage from one of the major martial arts schools, now on the brink of extinction, Lou Cheng takes one step at a time toward his childhood dream and the glory in h 22Votes5.8MRecs1.2MFans

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Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend, but a tangible tradition. After confronting technology, they have been fully integrated into society, giving rise to all sorts of martial arts competitions. There is no first place in literature, but there is no second place in martial arts! After Lou Cheng obtained the severed inheritance of a major martial arts school, he moved forward step by step towards his original dream and the glory in his heart. There are still heroes in the city, and heroes still exist in this era!

34 韩 Korean Entertainment: The Heavenly King 韩娱之天王 Delusional Fool呓语痴人Urban7.1M WordsCompleted 0Votes823.8kRecs178.6kFans

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My new book, "The Merit of K-Pop Entertainment," has been uploaded and is also recommended in the parking lot. I hope everyone will support it! Also, "The Heavenly King" has ended. Please vote for it as a completed work. It's very important!! Thank you.

35 一EN The Sage Who Transcended Samsara 一世之尊 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsCompleted In this life, I ask nothing of the past and seek nothing in the next. I’ll live boldly, settle every score, defeat the greatest heroes of every race, and laugh proudly at the gods and demons of the Six Paths! Ten thousand years later, a great calamity begins anew. The Tathagata’s Golden Body or the Primordial Dao Body: which is stronger? The Tathagata Divine Palm or the Seven Forms of Severing Heaven: which will reign supreme? Amid the cycle of reincarnation, Meng Qi begins his journey at Shaoli 310Votes3.3MRecs3.4MFans

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In this life, I neither inquire about the past nor seek the future; I only live a life of glory, seeking vengeance and defeating all heroes of all races, laughing arrogantly at the gods and demons of the six realms! Ten thousand years later, the great calamity begins again. Which is stronger, the Tathagata's golden body or the Primordial Dao Body? Which will reign supreme, the Tathagata's Divine Palm or the Seven Forms of Heaven-Slaying? In the cycle of reincarnation, Meng Qi began his journey of "dominating his entire life, who can stand against him" from Shaolin Temple.

36 希EN The Empire of Shilin 希灵帝国 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi8.1M WordsCompleted This isn't about imperial conquest, adventures in another world, or leveling up and cultivating. In fact, this is a very serious, proper, and earnest hard science-fiction story about saving the world. Just take it seriously. All right, actually, it's just the hilarious, shameless daily life of a bunch of screwball leaders and a deadbeat head of state saving the world. A slacker shut-in suddenly becomes the head of an empire, while a middle-aged man with a super-dad aura adopts countless little g 40Votes1.1MRecs988.7kFans

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It's not about imperial conquest, otherworldly conflicts, or leveling up and cultivating skills. In fact, this is a very serious and earnest hard science fiction novel about saving the world—just take it as a serious read. Okay, actually, this is just a group of unreliable leaders and a terrible head of state having a hilarious and unrestrained daily life of saving the world. A lazy, good-for-nothing otaku suddenly becomes the head of an empire, and a middle-aged man with a "dad" aura adopts countless little girls. This is the hilarious story of what happens to a certain otaku after he gains a free-meal army that falls from the sky. A serious reminder: this is a very serious and earnest science fiction book…

37 穿 Transmigrated into a Game Store 穿越到游戏商店 Longinus隆基努斯Urban1.6M WordsOngoing A dead college student suddenly discovers that he can step through a door and enter a game shop. Great! Black Jade Bone-Setting Paste? I'll take it! What? You only take silver? Fine, I'll go get some silver. Whoa! Is this the Heavenly Fragrance Life-Renewing Dew? Huh? You want Tang Dynasty copper coins? Fine, I'll head to Panjiayuan! Th-this, this… I want that starship!! What? Star credits? Uh, buddy, could you first tell me where I can get some? 3Votes464.3kRecs222.4kFans

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A college student suddenly discovers that he can walk into a game store simply by opening a door. Great! Black Jade Broken Heart Ointment? I'll buy it! What? You only accept silver? Okay, I'll go get the silver. Wow! This is the Heavenly Fragrance Life-Sustaining Dew? Huh? It costs Tang Dynasty copper coins? Okay, I'll go to Panjiayuan! This... This... This... I want this starship!! What? Star coins? Um, buddy, can you tell me where to get star coins first?

39 奥 The Seat of Arcane Arts 奥术神座 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted “Knowledge is power.” “Gods are nothing more than especially powerful arcanists.” Xia Feng has transmigrated, bringing a mountain of knowledge with him. 94Votes1.9MRecs1.7MFans

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"Knowledge is power." "So-called gods are nothing more than more powerful arcane sorcerers." Summer breeze, carrying a wealth of knowledge, has arrived from another time.

40 琥EN The Amber Sword 琥珀之剑 Crimson Flame绯炎Gaming5.7M WordsCompleted Before my eyes, fate split into two unrelated, straight paths. One led to palaces and cities burning fiercely in flames, to a fallen kingdom and a suffering land, where all living things endured the torment of fire, doomed to eternal darkness. The other led to the summit where the ancient kings stood. The gods crowned me with their own hands among the clouds. I donned the laurel wreath and basked in the cheers of the crowd. My gaze pierced the mists of history. My knights expanded my realm, and 21Votes1.7MRecs592.6kFans

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Fate split before me into two unrelated, straight lines: one leading to palaces and cities burning fiercely in flames, kingdoms collapsing, the earth bearing suffering, and living beings enduring torment in the fire, forever shrouded in darkness. Another path leads to the pinnacle of ancient kings, where the gods themselves crowned me from the clouds. I donned the laurel wreath and was bathed in the cheers of the mountains. My gaze pierced through the mists of history, my knights conquered new territories for me, my sword cut through thorns, leading my people to victory. I took this scepter, grasped the power that belonged to the world in my hands, looked down upon all living beings, and changed the course of history. I am Brando, King of Vorn, and this is my legend. ... Separator line... Simplified Synopsis: This is the story of a reborn warrior with the memories of his past life, who travels to the world he once fought in, reversing the course of history and becoming a legendary figure.

42 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."