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1 修 The Cultivation World's Only Spirit Medium 修仙界唯一出马仙 Nero 2077尼禄2077Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing A rainy night, a highway, a semi-truck. No Odin, no Nibelung, none of that foreign stuff. Just a yellow-skinned rat in a raincoat, popping the truck's tire with its head. The man and the rat both died in the crash, then transmigrated together. Only after arriving in the other world did Zhou Li realize this thing wasn't a so-called yellow-skinned rat at all. It was a Huang Daxian. Then the Huang Daxian invited Zhou Li. “To stay alive, become a spirit medium.” 503Votes40.7kRecs159.9kFans

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Rainy night, highway, semi-trailer truck. There is no Odin, nor any Nibelungen or other foreign concepts. Only one yellow rat wearing a raincoat managed to puncture the truck's tire with its head. The man and the rat both perished in the car accident, and ended up traveling through time together. After traveling through time, Zhou Li discovered that this thing was not the so-called yellow-skinned rat at all. —This is a Weasel spirit. Then, Wong Tai Sin extended an invitation to Zhou Li. "To survive, become a shaman."

2 大EN The Tribulation Stage is When the System Arrives 大乘期才有逆袭系统 The Whitest Crow最白的乌鸦Xianxia1.6M WordsCompleted After Jiang Li transmigrated here, he discovered that he had no golden finger and could only cultivate the old-fashioned way. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in Jiuzhou. Then a System suddenly appeared, claiming it could help its Host rise from the Qi Refining stage to become the number one person in Jiuzhou. Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought. “Please defeat your co 107Votes325.7kRecs3.1MFans

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(My new book, "Please Don't Try to Overcome the Tribulations During the College Entrance Examination," has been released.) Jiang Li transmigrated to this world and found that he had no cheat codes, so he could only cultivate honestly. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in the Nine Provinces. Suddenly, a system appeared, saying that it could help the host reverse the situation from the Qi Refining stage to become the number one person in the Nine Provinces. Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought. "Please defeat your cousin (Qi Refining Level 6)." "Your system has a serious latency issue." [This book is lighthearted and humorous]

3 不EN I Swear I’m Not a Demon Masquerading as a Human 不许没收我的人籍 Poor Xixi可怜的夕夕Light Novel3.4M WordsCompleted “She was a demon to begin with. How could meeting a human like me have turned her bad? Those critics are always saying the most ridiculous things.” In 1798, Cardinal Lanci was asked by a reporter about his past with the exiled princess, the last scion of the demon race, and the recent signs of the demons’ resurgence. He replied: “I’ve done far too much to defend world peace. I’m quite certain that, under her leadership, the demon race has no chance of restoring its kingdom.” … In the winter of 301Votes505kRecs2.5MFans

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"She was a demon to begin with, how could she have been corrupted after meeting a human like me? Those critics are always saying ridiculous things." In 1798, when Cardinal Lance was interviewed by a reporter and asked about his past with the exiled princess of the demon race's last lineage, as well as the recent signs of the demon race's resurgence, he stated: "I have done too much to defend world peace, and I am very confident that the demons under her leadership have no chance of restoring their kingdom." In the winter of 1802, the Demon Clan successfully restored their kingdom. Based on the above information, identify the main war criminal responsible for the Demon Clan's restoration of their kingdom, and explain why it was Lanchi. (10 Points) —Selected from "A Collection of Classic Examination Questions for the Imperial History Examination"

4 这 This Hero Is Truly the Scum of Humanity 这位勇者更是人间之屑 Nero 2077尼禄2077Light Novel2.4M WordsCompleted The hero who diligently and conscientiously served the gods as their beast of burden for twenty-five years saved the world, and then he was reborn. The moment he was reborn, the hero awakened completely. Justice? Humility? Mercy? Kindness? Glory? The hero’s virtuous heart? Bullshit. I’m done with this! If you can gang up on someone, why fight one-on-one? If you can poison them, why not do it? You dare refuse a righteous ambush? If bowing to an elemental spirit can give me power, I’ll engrave for 0Votes22.8kRecs148.8kFans

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A brave warrior who had served the gods diligently and conscientiously for twenty-five years saved the world and was then reborn. At the moment of rebirth, the hero was fully enlightened. Fairness? Humility? Compassion? Kindness? Honor? The virtues of courage? Bullshit, I quit! Why fight one-on-one when you can gang up on someone? Why not poison someone when you can poison them? You dare not accept a righteous sneak attack? If kowtowing to an elemental spirit gives me power, I'll break through their magic circle. If the church disgusts me, I'll kick their robes open and they won't dare utter a word! Using the hero's identity to make money is also part of the story; if you don't like it, don't play. Book club: 867311176 Password: Elma This book has been completed normally, and the final volume is free.

5 在EN The Mind Mentor of Marvel and DC 在美漫当心灵导师的日子 Yu Mu Shao Sheng遇牧烧绳Light Novel18.2M WordsOngoing Up next is Great Sage and Founding Master of Hydra, Chief Pontiff of the Purple Potato Freak Psychiatrist to the Avengers, financial advisor to S.H.I.E.L.D. Thesis-slayer of Batman, kindred spirit of the Joker Attending physician at Arkham Asylum, universally acclaimed professor at Gotham University Recipient of the Red Banner Medal, bearer of God's blessing The Iron Curtain of New York, the spring breeze of Gotham Schiller Rodriguez! (All the titles above have been earned in the story. New ones 1.7kVotes1.3MRecs1.2MFans

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Next up is— The Great Sage of the Hydra, the Chief Pope of the Purple Sweet Potato Spirit The Avengers' psychiatrist and S. H. I. E. L. D.'S financial advisor Batman's thesis killer, the Joker's confidant Attending physician at Arkham Asylum, and an all-around excellent professor at Gotham University. Recipient of the Order of the Red Flag, a recipient of God's blessing The Iron Curtain in New York, the Spring Breeze in Gotham— Schiller Rodriguez! (All the titles mentioned above have been obtained in the main text. New titles will be added as they become available.) (This is not a system novel; the system will disappear soon. If you don't like this kind of story, skip the first thirty chapters.)

6 轮 Reincarnator, You Dropped Your Dignity 轮回者，你的节操掉了 Lost Believer迷途信者Infinite Myriad Worlds1.4M WordsCompleted Some people are alive, but they’re already dead. Some people are dead, but they still get a chance to come back. The Main God: “Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly live?” “What era are we in? You’re still using this old, tired line? Can you scammers at least put a little effort into it?” Li Tianxiu stared suspiciously into the unfathomable void, his fingers furiously tapping Confirm. The Main God: “...” Note: 1. The original title of this book was Some People Are 0Votes25kRecs191.9kFans

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Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people die, but they still have a chance to be resurrected. The Supreme God: "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly live?" "What era are we living in? You're still using these outdated tricks. Can't you telecom fraudsters be a little more careful?" Li Tianxiu stared suspiciously at the deep void, frantically tapping the confirmation button with his finger. God: "..." Note 1: The original title of this book is "Some people are born with obtuse angles". 2. This book contains a large number of abstract, nonsensical, absurd, and morally offensive elements. If you cannot understand it, please find a doctor and complete the discharge procedures as soon as possible.

7 全 The World’s Top Movie Star 全球影帝 Black-Hearted Matchstick黑心火柴Urban1.9M WordsOngoing "He's the iron-blooded hero in Fist King." "He's also the lonely old man in A Century of Love." "He's the debauched financial tycoon in Stock Market Tycoon." "And he's the crazed, ruthless, cold-blooded killer in Atonement." "He came from humble beginnings, and he's an internationally acclaimed master of modern method acting." "But once he steps off the screen, he's just an ordinary man who enjoys a drink or two." "Even someone from humble beginnings can make it onto the big screen. This is a st 10Votes1.4MRecs889.7kFans

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"He is the tough guy in 'The Boxer'." "He is also the lonely old man in 'A Hundred Years of Love'." "He is the extravagant financial tycoon in 'The Stock Market Tycoon'." "Still the mad and cruel cold-blooded killer from 'Atonement'." "He is a grassroots performer, and also an internationally recognized master of modern experiential performance." "But off-screen, he's just an ordinary man who enjoys a drink." "Even ordinary people can rise to the top; this is a story about struggle."

8 熟 After Falling Asleep 熟睡之后 I Am the Righteous Path吾即正道Mystery & Supernatural2.0M WordsOngoing Wandering spirits roam, worms scatter. Unseen things gather around him. Where do the whispers by his ear come from? Abominations wait in the abyss. The air is dead still, unable to stir a hem or a strand of hair. Mu Su gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back at him. Only when Mu Su took off his clothes did the abyss have to awkwardly look away. 172Votes356.1kRecs851.9kFans

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The wandering souls flitted about, and the worms scattered. Unseen things surround me, and whispers come from my ears. The abominable awaits in the abyss. It was deathly still, without a breeze, so still that not even the hem of my clothes or the tip of my hair could be stirred. Mu Su gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back at him. It wasn't until Mu Su took off his clothes that Shen Yuan had no choice but to awkwardly look away.

9 万 Dream Makers of Ten Thousand Worlds 万界圆梦师 Cotton-Coat Guard棉衣卫Infinite Myriad Worlds3.1M WordsCompleted Client: “I want to get Bu Jingyun’s Kylin Arm.” Dream Maker: “No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means making the whole world our enemy, we’ll help you make it come true.” Client: “But I don’t want to make the whole world my enemy.” Dream Maker: “We’ll help you…” … Top Dream Maker Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds everyone: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make a wish lightly. What if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotionless wishing machine that 25Votes785.2kRecs976.6kFans

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Customer: "I want to get Bu Jingyun's Qilin Arm." Dream Fulfiller: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means going against the whole world, we will help you achieve it." Customer: "But I don't want to be at odds with the whole world." Dream interpreter: "We'll help you..." Top dream fulfiller Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make wishes casually, what if they come true one day? This is a story about a heartless wish-granting machine that travels through countless worlds and uses any means necessary to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ Group: 925016531

10 明EN Calamity of Tomorrow 明日之劫 Bear Wolf Dog熊狼狗Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted A meteor streaked across the sky, shattering the world's tranquility. Supernatural powers descended upon the mortal realm. Who lurked in the darkness, and who whispered in my ear? When roars shattered the firmament, when power crushed the abyss, when every life and death was under my command... they called me a god. 7Votes1.3MRecs1.1MFans

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A meteor streaks across the sky, just as it shatters the world's tranquility. Extraordinary power has descended upon the world. Who is lurking in the darkness, and who is whispering in my ear? When roars shatter the heavens, when power flattens the abyss, when all life and death are ruled… they call me—God. Book club: 927134755 VIP Book Club: 948235123

11 惊 Thriller Paradise 惊悚乐园 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Gaming4.9M WordsCompleted This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a race in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a wager with ghosts and gods… The struggle of data, the salvation of humanity… In that virtual world connected to reality, consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, cast away your fear. Cast away your selfish distractions, questions, and distrust… Liberate your mind. Welcome to the Thriller Paradise. The physical edition of “Thril 253Votes4.2MRecs3.5MFans

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This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a competition in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a gamble between gods and demons... The struggle of data, the redemption of humanity... In that virtual world connected to reality—consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, let go of your fear. Cast aside your selfish thoughts, doubts, and rejections... Liberate your mind. Welcome to Thriller Park. The physical book "Thriller Paradise" is now available! ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

12 道EN Mysterious Daoist of Madness 道诡异仙 Fox-Tail Pen狐尾的笔Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing An uncanny Heavenly Dao, strange immortals and Buddhas: are they real or false? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang cannot tell. But these aren’t the only things he can’t distinguish. He can’t even make sense of himself. He’s sick, and very seriously so. 650Votes1.8MRecs13.2MFans

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The bizarre laws of Heaven, the extraordinary immortals and Buddhas—are they real? Or are they fake? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang couldn't tell. But it wasn't just these things that he couldn't distinguish. There was also himself; he was sick, very sick.

13 盖 The Peerless Duo 盖世双谐 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Martial Arts2.8M WordsOngoing Wandering the martial world, stopping and starting, I turn back through memories of my wandering youth. Now I've traveled across this world, with so much still to leave behind. The peak stirs up the past. 742Votes3MRecs1MFans

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Wandering the world, stopping and starting Turning the pages of memories of my wandering youth Now that I have passed through this world, I feel a deep sense of longing. The peak blew back the past

14 我 I Can Summon Outrageous Companions 我能召唤离谱伙伴 Down-and-Out Antenna扑街天线Light Novel2.1M WordsCompleted Droopy, the Big Bad Wolf, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, SpongeBob, the Penguins of Madagascar… Come on, why is my System’s prize pool full of stuff like this? 0Votes51.8kRecs368.3kFans

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Droopy, Grey Wolf, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, SpongeBob SquarePants, the penguins of Madagascar... Please, why is my system's prize pool full of the same stuff?

15 我EN My Stand-in is Steve 我的替身是史蒂夫 Moonlit Azure栖月幽蓝Light Novel6.3M WordsOngoing "Child, do you know what this is?" Thanos raised his golden gauntlet, the six Infinity Stones shining with dazzling radiance. "With one snap of my fingers, you will turn to dust in the wind." "I don't believe you, Dad." Fang Mo, wearing the Infinity Suit, slowly shook his head. The Universe Sword in his hand pointed straight at Thanos's shiny, bald purple head. "Forget the Infinity Stones. Even the Heart of the Universe can't save your sorry life today!" "Do you know what this is? This is a Trut 187Votes525kRecs1MFans

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"Child, do you know what this is?" Thanos raised his golden gauntlet, the six Infinity Stones shimmering with a soft glow: "With a snap of my fingers, you will turn to dust in the wind." "Father doesn't believe me." Fang Mo, clad in the Endless Armor set, slowly shook his head, his Cosmic Sword pointing directly at Thanos's shiny purple head: "Today, not even the Infinity Stones, let alone the Heart of the Universe, can save your dog's life!" "Do you know what this is? It's a Truth-Seeking Ball!" Madara Uchiha stood in mid-air, laughing wildly: "It is the strongest spear, and the strongest shield; there is nothing it cannot destroy!" "You've never seen anything hard before, have you..." Fang Mo grinned maliciously and pulled out a piece of bedrock: "Dare to test your skills against it!?" "Is this... The Philosopher's Stone?" Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "It can ignore the law of equivalent exchange?" "Well, in a sense, it can only be considered the basis of equivalent exchange." Fang Mo touched the portable convertible table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set." When the Fourth Calamity met the Mysterious Island mod, these blocky beings finally began to wreak havoc on all the worlds. (To reiterate, the stand-in is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America. This is a Minecraft fanfic...)