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Calvino clearly laid out 14 criteria for defining a “classic” and the many benefits of reading one: 1. Classics invite us to read them again and again. 2. Whenever we read one, it becomes a precious experience. 3. They always lie unconsciously in the depths of our memory, quietly shaping us. 4. Every rereading brings new discoveries, as if it were the first time. 5. Even reading one for the first time feels like revisiting it. 6. They never run out of things to say to their readers. 7. They let us discover the distinctive atmosphere and precious traces of past eras and cultures. 8. They astonish us, no longer obscured by introductions and commentary. 9. The more we hear about them secondhand, the fresher and more unique they feel when we finally read them. 10. They embody the whole universe and inspire awe. 11. They establish themselves in the act of being read. 12. They are works that came before other classics, recognized at a glance by the great masters. 13. They tune the noise of the present into a soft background hum. 14. Even when they clash with the dominant modern world, they persist as a kind of background noise.

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1 Reborn in 1998: The Good Old Days 重生九八好时光 Little Alu小阿禄啊Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted At the very last moment of her previous life, Su Zhiyi finally saw the true face of the woman she had regarded as her own sister. She regretted everything! When she woke up, she had somehow returned to the age of thirteen... But here’s the catch: why had she returned to the time after she’d been injured? Was she still the Su Zhiyi whom everyone despised and even dogs avoided? Given another life, she was determined to hold on tight to everything that belonged to her. Hey, you up ahead, did I ask 0Votes6.4kRecs3.5kFans
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In the last moment of her past life, Su Zhiyi finally saw the true face of the person she regarded as her own sister, and regretted it deeply! She woke up to find herself back at the age of thirteen... But the frustrating thing is, why did they go back to after she was injured? Is she still the Su Zhiyi that everyone hates and dislikes? Having been given a second chance at life, she is determined to hold onto what belongs to her firmly in her own hands: Hey, you there, did I ask you to help me take down the scumbags? Look at you, so capable! This is the story of a girl who was brainless in her past life but now only wants to be smart, and her journey to success is full of unexpected twists and turns. Welcome to the pit!
2 Gourmet Adventure Team 美食探险队 Little Ink Rice Cake小墨年糕Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Reborn into another world overrun by monsters and penniless to boot, veteran foodie Huo Chi isn't worried in the slightest. As a visitor from the Celestial Empire, he has just one question: Do you want me to eat the monsters until they're endangered, or wipe them out entirely? Chilled slime salad: refreshing and delicious, a summer favorite. Charcoal-grilled flame lizard: tastes like chicken and is nice and crunchy. Want a piece? A man-eating flower up ahead? Sorry, when you run into a visitor f 0Votes101.9kRecs141.4kFans
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Having transmigrated into a completely unknown world overrun by monsters, the seasoned glutton Huo Chi wasn't worried at all. As a visitor from the Celestial Empire, he only had one question: Do you want me to eat the monsters until they're endangered or extinct? Cold slime salad is refreshing and delicious, a summer favorite. Grilled fire lizard, with a chicken flavor and a crunchy texture, want a piece? Carnivorous plants ahead? Sorry, encountering visitors from the Celestial Empire means I'll eat you... A culinary adventure in another world awaits, where countless delicious monsters beckon! Let's embark on a spontaneous, late-night gastronomic journey to make single people drool with envy, and oh, and perhaps, save the world while we're at it! ^_^ PS1: "The Legend of Su Yang in the Continent of Kings" is a completed novel with 1.4 Million words. I guarantee my integrity and I will never stop updating it, so you can jump in with confidence. PS2: A new reader group has been created: 657391213. All adventurers are welcome to join!
3 Want to Team Up, Master? 大神开黑吗 Yuan Que沅缺Competitive Gaming556k WordsCompleted Cui Xiaofeng was about to meet a gaming god, and he was thrilled! Cui Xiaofeng met the gaming god, and he was stunned! Cui Xiaofeng was about to team up with the gaming god, and he was... at a loss for words! Shen Mo thought this was a cute young woman, only to discover that it was a rugged man! Shen Mo knew this was a treasure, but only later learned that it was a treasure many people were watching closely! Shen Mo originally thought he would remain silent forever, but in the end he could not r 0Votes916Recs1.4kFans
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Cui Xiaofeng is going to meet the master! He's so excited! Cui Xiaofeng was shocked to meet the master! Cui Xiaofeng is going to play games with a pro player, and... Well, it's a long story! Shen Mo thought she was a cute girl, but he found out she was a rough guy! Shen Mo knew this was a treasure, but he later realized that it was a treasure that many people were eyeing! Shen Mo originally thought he would remain silent, but in the end he couldn't help but pack up a certain gust of wind and take it away! Reporter: Master Mo, I heard that you have never lost a one-on-one match? Silence: In fact, I have been defeated, defeated by someone who couldn't even budge a blade of grass. The wind blows but the grass doesn't move: ... This is the story of a gaming prodigy meeting a gaming god, a story of a budding romance between a novice and a master who ultimately crushes everyone else.
4 Necromancy Museum 死灵博物馆 Salt-Cured Moon Crow盐渍月鸦Western Fantasy685k WordsOngoing An unfortunate farewell letter knocked open a door leading to another world. Everything before him began to make Lu Yi understand: like those erasers, marbles, and coins that vanished without a trace when lost, he had simply gone to the same place as those things. 0Votes101.8kRecs56.4kFans
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A suicide note, unfortunately, opened the door to another world. What Lu Yi saw before him made him realize that things like erasers, marbles, and coins that disappeared without a trace after being dropped... He had simply gone to the same place as these things.
5 I Am King of the Movie World 电影世界我为王 Azure Coastline湛蓝海岸线Infinite Myriad Worlds664k WordsCompleted A story about a protagonist running wild in all kinds of movie worlds. PS: I look down on books with the word “movie” in the title that end up throwing in TV shows, anime (ongoing series), games, and novels. Is this some kind of all-in-one stew? In one word: unprofessional! 0Votes60.2kRecs32.8kFans
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This is a story about a protagonist who runs rampant in different movie worlds. P. S.: I despise those books with "movie" in their titles that end up being a hodgepodge of TV series, anime (serialized versions), games, and novels. In short: Unprofessional!
6 This World Is Terrifying 这个世界好可怕 In the Time It Takes to Snap Your Fingers and Smile弹指一笑间Mystery & Supernatural1.7M WordsOngoing Following the Panic Trilogy, Yi Xiao's fifth supernatural novel, World of Panic, arrives with a bang! Fate Academy claims to train human psychics to resist evil spirits. Only those with spiritual energy are selected and sent an admission letter. Once students pass the entrance assessment and enroll, they receive not only a generous stipend and a villa dormitory, but also the chance to cultivate spiritual power and master mighty psychic abilities. Qin Ming, whose college entrance exam results wer 0Votes200.7kRecs130.4kFans
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Following the Panic Trilogy, Yi Xiao's fifth supernatural novel, "Panic World," is here to deliver a chilling experience! The Academy of Destiny is said to be an academy that trains human psionicists to resist evil spirits. Only those who possess spiritual energy will be selected by the academy and receive an admission notice. Once you pass the entrance exam and become a freshman at the academy, you will not only receive generous scholarships and enjoy villa-style dormitories, but you will also be able to cultivate spiritual power and have the opportunity to master powerful spiritual energy. Qin Ming, who didn't do well on the college entrance exam, unexpectedly received an offer of admission to the college and became one of its students. He initially thought it was a stroke of luck, but he soon discovered that the truth was not so simple. The monthly exams were shrouded in secrecy; the school administration was full of lies; students mysteriously disappeared; and senior students had vanished without a trace... Countless bizarre and terrifying events followed one after another, but when Qin Ming finally parted the clouds and lifted the veil of mystery surrounding the academy, what he saw was... P. S.: Please read on patiently.
7 Quantum Will 量子意志 Tao Gu桃咕Western Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted Wang Shen once had a lofty dream: to become a top-tier professional player, until an arrow struck his knee. P.S. This is the story of an unlucky young man who saves the world while striving to become a professional player. 0Votes61.1kRecs27.1kFans
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Wang Shen once had a grand ambition: to become a top-tier professional player, until he took an arrow to the knee. P. S.: This story tells of an unlucky young man who saves the world on his journey to becoming a professional gamer.
8 Devour and Evolve 吞噬进化 Yu育Sci-Fi1.1M WordsCompleted A young man who can steal other people's superpowers, a story about his rise to godhood, one step at a time, in the apocalypse. Join the book's group: 722260831 (no verification required) Personal group: 184119551 (requires fan rank) 0Votes68.8kRecs91.7kFans
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A young man who can steal other people's superpowers. A story of becoming a god step by step in the apocalypse. My new book, "Nine-Star Poisonous Milk," has been released. I need your support, brothers! This book's group number is 722260831 (no verification required). Individual group: 184119551 (requires follower count)
9 The Ultimate Battle Across the Heavens 极斗诸天 Black String黑弦Xianxia357k WordsCompleted If I go, winds will rise, clouds will soar, and all the ages will fall silent. Since I've come, blades have no edge, swords have no sharpness, and heaven and earth bow before me. 0Votes51.5kRecs10.4kFans
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If I go, the wind will soar, the clouds will rise to the sky, and there will be eternal desolation. Since I have arrived, my blade is without edge, my sword without point, and heaven and earth bow down.
10 Ascension Along the Extreme Path 极道飞升 Fireworks of Yore当年烟火Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted A hundred years after the spiritual qi revival, the world has undergone tremendous changes. Demon kings run rampant in the wilderness, and giant beasts swarm the seas. Humanity has been forced to huddle in base cities, struggling to survive. Now, The cultivation manuals buried in old books are coming back to life... Antique paintings reveal divine miracles... Ruins are appearing one after anothe 0Votes77.4kRecs118.8kFans
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My new book, "Super God Taoist Techniques," has been uploaded. I hope you will continue to support me! A century after the revival of spiritual energy, the world has undergone tremendous changes. Wild demon kings roam freely, and giant beasts rain down from the sea. Humanity has been forced to retreat to base cities and struggle to survive. At this moment, The martial arts manuals hidden in the pile of old papers have been given new life... Antique paintings reveal miracles... Various historical sites are gradually being revealed to the world... A young man in a chaotic world accidentally obtains a magical pearl, which helps him deduce cultivation techniques, improve his realm, transcend his limits, and soar to the heavens...
11 My First Love Is Yet to End 我的初恋未完待续 Mountain Hermit Scholar之山野夫子Romantic Youth421k WordsCompleted Youth, what we share is, an innocent, profound love. What sets us apart is, countless kinds of heartache. 0Votes3.7kRecs59Fans
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Youth, What we have in common is—a deep and innocent affection. What sets us apart is—a myriad of sorrows.
12 The Little Daoist of the Myriad Worlds 万界小道士 Mending a Broken Heart缝补破碎的心Mystery & Supernatural512k WordsCompleted A conspiracy, a contest of wits: what lies behind the mystery...? 0Votes1.1kRecs2.5kFans
13 The Biggest Mess in History 史上第一混乱 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm truly unlucky, really. Other people transmigrate, while I can only be transmigrated into. Other people pick up girls, while I can only be picked up by girls... At my umpteenth pawnshop, I received a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and so on, leading to one hilarious story after another. This book is packed with comedy, and cultivation, transmigration, urban life, and romance are all indispensable. That is why it is titled The First Great Chaos in History. 12Votes1MRecs1.6MFans
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I'm so unlucky, really. Others time-travel, but I can only be the one time-traveled. While others are chasing girls, I'm just a girl being chased... In my numerous pawnshops, I've served a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and many more, leading to a series of hilarious stories. This book is full of parody, and it includes elements of cultivation, time travel, urban life, and romance. Hence the title "The Most Chaotic in History".
14 The Tough Guy 强人 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban913k WordsCompleted In its original sense, a strongman was a fierce and brutal person. In a broader sense, it means someone highly capable. As luck would have it, this is a story about just such a strongman. 0Votes543.3kRecs92.9kFans
15 Back to the Past as a Cat 回到过去变成猫 Chen Ci Lan Diao陈词懒调Urban1.4M WordsCompleted At the gate of the East Family Housing Compound at Chu Hua University, the gatekeeper uncle answered a phone call, then threw open the window and roared toward the nearby grove in a booming voice: “Black Charcoal, your mom’s calling you home for dinner!” Whoosh! A black cat shot out of the dense grass at the edge of the grove and raced toward one of the buildings, disappearing into the entrance in the blink of an eye. After it, one cat head after another poked up from the grass. It was mealtime: 25Votes1.2MRecs1.1MFans
16 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans
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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...
17 Flying Sword, Seeking the Dao 飞剑问道 I Eat Tomatoes我吃西红柿Xianxia2.0M WordsCompleted The ninth novel by Tomato after Swallowed Star, Desolate Era, and Lord Snow Eagle. In this world, there are fox spirits, river gods, water monsters, and great demons, as well as cultivators who seek eternal life. Cultivators open their spiritual eyes to see demons and ghosts, forge a flying sword to slay enemies from a thousand miles away, and use far-seeing eyes and keen ears to scout their surroundings. The Qin family's second young master, Qin Yun, is one such cultivator... 16Votes17.9MRecs3.5MFans
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This is Tomato's ninth novel, following "Swallowing the Stars", "Desolate Era", and "Snow Eagle Lord". In this world, there are fox spirits, river gods, water monsters, great demons, and cultivators seeking immortality. Practitioners, Opening the Dharma Eye allows one to see demons and monsters. Forge a flying sword, and you can kill enemies from a thousand miles away. With eyes that can see a thousand miles and ears that can hear the wind, it can also explore all directions. Qin Yun, the second young master of the Qin family, is a cultivator...
18 The Path of Awakening 天醒之路 Butterfly Blue蝴蝶蓝Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsOngoing Chong, Ming, Qi, Shu, Li, Jing, Ying. The seven powers of the soul! Perceive the seven souls, and countless strong warriors are born. Yet in an unremarkable academy, a young man faced the threat of expulsion... 8Votes6.7MRecs676.6kFans
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Chong, Ming, Qi, Shu, Li, Jing, Ying. The Seven Powers of the Soul! Perceiving the seven souls creates countless powerful individuals. However, in an unremarkable academy, the boy faces the crisis of expulsion...
19 The Last Apostle 最后一个使徒 Juantu卷土Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Yellow sand buried the bones, while the wind beneath the setting sun carried the stench of blood. The pain of the continent spread in every direction. When the history of the great explosion reached a turning point, when colossal steel fortresses stretched across the land, blocking people’s view, when the Apostles’ schemes quietly crept into everyone’s lives, peace was about to be shattered, and terror was about to descend! At that moment, a young man standing outside the river of fate began tra 0Votes5MRecs618kFans
20 Five Elements 五行天 Fang Xiang方想Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted As all worlds fused together and spiritual energy vanished, the cultivation world that had endured for a million years collapsed. The savage wilderness launched a massive invasion, and the Five Elements Heaven became the cultivators' final line of defense. A thousand years later, a lowly youth from the Old Lands spent three years laboring deep in the savage wilderness, then won the exceptional chance to further his studies at the Five Elements Heaven. Driven by a desire to control his own fate a 4Votes9.2MRecs1.1MFans
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With the merging of all realms and the dissipation of spiritual energy, the cultivation world, which had existed for millions of years, collapsed with a deafening roar. The barbarians launched a massive invasion, and the Five Elements Heaven became the last line of defense for cultivators. A thousand years later, a humble boy from the old land, working as a laborer, ventured into the wilderness for three years and was exceptionally granted the opportunity to study in the Five Elements Heaven. A young man, yearning to control his destiny and striving to become stronger, unleashes a magnificent storm with his beast-like fighting instincts. The new book's QQ group number is 237931286. Welcome to join!
21 The Extraordinary Legend 超凡传 Xiao Qian萧潜Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Countless planets, endless cultivation. The struggle over the Dao's evolution has raged for ten thousand years without end. Mi Xiaojing, a young master of the Yan Sect, suffers the destruction of his entire sect and is swept into the mighty river of fate. The new novel, The Spacetime Mecha Pilots, is now underway! The new novel, The Spacetime Mecha Pilots, is now underway! The new novel, The Spacetime Mecha Pilots, is now underway! 0Votes12.4MRecs621.5kFans
22 The Grandmaster of Martial Arts 武道宗师 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend but a tangible tradition. After weathering its clash with technology, martial arts have become fully integrated into society, giving rise to all kinds of competitions. There may be no clear winner in literature, but in martial arts, there can only be one champion! After inheriting a lineage from one of the major martial arts schools, now on the brink of extinction, Lou Cheng takes one step at a time toward his childhood dream and the glory in h 22Votes5.8MRecs1.2MFans
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Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend, but a tangible tradition. After confronting technology, they have been fully integrated into society, giving rise to all sorts of martial arts competitions. There is no first place in literature, but there is no second place in martial arts! After Lou Cheng obtained the severed inheritance of a major martial arts school, he moved forward step by step towards his original dream and the glory in his heart. There are still heroes in the city, and heroes still exist in this era!
23 Save-Scumming My Way to Immortality 读档修仙 True Name Sealed真名封印Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted [Save-and-Reload] Cultivating immortality is hard, especially for an ordinary mortal trying to practice in a world where life is as worthless as grass and death is left to fate. In this mad, dog-eat-dog world, the only thing Zhuo Bufan can do is keep saving his cultivation journey, because he never knows when he might die for no apparent reason. Save in time, then reload after death. Should he endure the cruel fate all over again, or rewrite his tragic ending? My new book, Super God Demon Seale 0Votes40.2kRecs106.7kFans
24 The Evolution of My Zombie Girlfriend 丧尸女友进化论 Ink-Eyed Cat墨眼喵者Space Sci-Fi1.6M WordsCompleted Other people’s girlfriends may be ugly, but they’re still human. His girlfriend, on the other hand, is a zombie. But his goal is to raise his girlfriend until she’s plump and rosy. Whether she’s a zombie or not, well, that doesn’t matter. His doting leaves the zombie both very pleased and rather helpless. She can eat by herself! She can drink by herself! She can even get rid of those annoying people by herself! Still, if he wants to step in, she won’t stop him. Hmph. “No one can stand in our wa 0Votes39.8kRecs39.9kFans
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Other people's girlfriends, no matter how ugly, are still human, but his girlfriend is a zombie. However, his goal is simply to fatten up his girlfriend; whether she's a zombie or not, well, that's not important. The zombie was both satisfied and helpless about being pampered by someone. She can eat by herself! She can drink by herself! She can even get rid of any eyesores by herself! However, she won't stop someone if they want to make a move. "No one can stand in our way. If there is one…" Holding his girlfriend's hand, standing on the mountainside, he revealed a very refined smile, "Then let's kill them all, shall we?" In short, this is the story of a paranoid and perverted man who refuses to let go of the woman he loves even after she turns into a zombie. (Sweet romance + mutual pampering, strong female lead and strong male lead, both protagonists grow and develop) New story ~My Darkened Boyfriend in Progress~ Welcome to support!
25 Tomb Guardian Beast 镇墓兽 Cai Jun蔡骏Mystery & Supernatural1.2M WordsCompleted Tomb guardians are mythical beasts from ancient China, the natural enemies of tomb raiders. They guard the underground palaces of emperors and generals, protecting humanity’s ultimate secrets. In 1900, the Eight-Nation Alliance invaded Beijing, and Empress Dowager Cixi fled to Xi’an. The heir to the craft of the last imperial tomb artisan was unexpectedly born atop a coffin in an ancient Tang dynasty tomb. In an age of upheaval, from the late Qing dynasty to the Republic and then the world wars, 0Votes287.3kRecs127.4kFans
26 The Great Literary Master 大文豪 Going Up the Mountain to Fight the Tigers上山打老虎额Historical2.9M WordsCompleted After years of backstabbing in the cutthroat world of business and double-dealing over drinks, literary young man Chen Kaizhi returned to ancient times. Everywhere he looked, he saw song houses and taverns, glittering nightlife, talented scholars, and beautiful women. Well, none of that had anything to do with Chen Kaizhi for the time being. He was a poor young man with an awkward status. Watch as this penniless youth turns the tables and makes his way toward becoming a great literary master. 0Votes542.8kRecs290.3kFans
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Having experienced the cutthroat world of business and the treacherous world of drinking and deceit, the literary youth Chen Kaizhi returns to ancient times. Looking around, the place is full of singing and drinking establishments, brightly lit and bustling with talented men and beautiful women. Okay, for now, these things have nothing to do with Chen Kaizhi. A poor boy from an awkward background. Witness the remarkable journey of this impoverished youth as he rises from humble beginnings to become a great literary figure.
27 The Six-Eared Macaque Defies Heaven 洪荒之六耳逆天 Professional Slacker职业偷懒Xianxia875k WordsCompleted Sun Wukong's Six-Eared Macaque endured a life of hardship. The saying “The Dharma must not be passed to the Six-Eared Macaque” kept him from ever attaining immortality, and in the end he could only impersonate the real thing and force his way into Journey to the West, where he met his death and the destruction of his spirit. But fate is unpredictable. A soul from a later age appears in the primordial chaos, and from that moment on, everything changes... 0Votes74.3kRecs117.6kFans
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The Six-Eared Macaque's life was full of hardships. The saying "The Dharma cannot be passed on to six ears" prevented him from ever reaching the pinnacle of immortality. In the end, he could only infiltrate the Journey to the West as a fake, and ultimately met a tragic end. However, things are unpredictable. A soul from a future generation appeared in the chaos, and from then on, everything changed...