Funny, Witty Books with Smart Characters

1 作 As a Eunuch, I Have No Desire to Live Forever Psyduck Isn't FatCultivation2.1M WordsCompleted 4Votes54.5kRecs677.2kFans

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My name is Chen Luo, and I am a eunuch. It took me a month to learn the basic skills of a eunuch. For example, how to avoid getting your shoes wet. Just when I gave up struggling and was ready to live out this life and wait for the next life. My system is here. And told me: I can live forever, [You yawned, feeling more sleepy, but it was of no use...] [You cleaned the yard perfunctorily, acquired the cleaning skill, and gained 1 experience point...] You tell me, this is the system. What use is it to an immortal eunuch? What's the use of eggs? ?

2 苟 Cultivating in Secret by the Female Demon Lord's Side The Chili-Hating Red PepperCultivation4.3M WordsCompleted 197Votes845.2kRecs1.6MFans

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Jiang Hao traveled through ordinary people's homes and was forced to be sold into the Demon Sect and become a disciple of the Demon Sect. I wanted to practice with peace of mind and become stronger little by little so that I can survive in the world of cultivation, but I was "humiliated in every possible way" by a female devil. There was a huge disparity in strength, so he could only endure the humiliation and survive, hoping not to encounter the other party again. Without a backer, he gained the favor of the headmaster of the Demon Sect and was able to practice with peace of mind. When he became the chief disciple and met the headmaster, he was stunned. Looking at the other party's beautiful face, he couldn't help but laugh. Isn't this the original female devil?

3 我 I Never Meant to Become an Immortal Golden JasmineLight Novel2.4M WordsCompleted 641Votes1.2MRecs4.1MFans

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The new book "The Strange Book" has been released. … I am a stranger from another country, and I have no intention of becoming an immortal. … After practicing Taoism in the mountains for twenty years, Master asked Song You to go down the mountain to see monsters, monsters, various aspects of life, and to visit famous mountains and rivers, as well as legendary immortals, saying that that was the real practice. I never thought that when I traveled all over the country, the immortal would be myself.

4 大 Only Mahayana Cultivators Get a Comeback System The Whitest CrowCultivation1.6M WordsCompleted 370Votes322.4kRecs3.1MFans

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(The new book "Who asked him to become an immortal!" Has been released) Jiang Li traveled through time and found that he had no golden finger and could only practice honestly. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in Kyushu. Suddenly a system appeared, saying that it could help the host counterattack from the Qi training stage to become the number one person in Kyushu. Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought. "Please host defeat your cousin (sixth level of Qi training)." "The delay in your system is quite serious." Happiness in this book

5 从 The Strongman Who Walked Out of a Psychiatric Hospital Xin FengEastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes342.7kRecs569.3kFans

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Qingshan Mental Hospital is full of talented people. Lin Fan: I am definitely not a psychopath. I am a normal person who likes to practice. Usually I just touch the sockets, climb on the high-voltage box, and stand on the rooftop during thunderous weather to perform a stick dance for God. Old Dean Qingshan: My child, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don't be impulsive. Hospital Director Li: You also said that you are not a mental patient. Evil creature: I'm just passing by, don't eat me. Patient Lao Zhang: Lin Fan, I am lonely, I am lonely...

6 昆 The First Saint of Kunlun The Chili-Hating Red PepperEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes267.4kRecs736.3kFans

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The wild world is full of gods and demons. Jiang Lan became a disciple of Kunlun. Knowing the danger outside, he decided to hide inside and practice in seclusion. Be a low-key Kunlun disciple. But when he came out of seclusion one time, the master brought a message. Kunlun found him a fiancée. Thousands of years later. Kunlun is surrounded by enemies on all sides, and the destruction of the wilderness is imminent. At this moment, the voice of Jianglan Dao echoes throughout the world: Today, I am sanctified.

7 凶 My Fierce Dao Companion Was Reborn Too It's Raining So HardEastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted 27Votes260.8kRecs786.7kFans

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As the only male in the Lu family, Lu Shui received an order from the clan boss today: go to the Mu family to break off the engagement. It is said that the beloved daughter of the Mu family lost all her cultivation overnight and became a waste, which made the boss of the Lu family very dissatisfied and wanted to break off the engagement and find another marriage option. Ordinary Lu Shui did not refuse. And when Lu Shui came to Mu's house and saw his fiancée, he was confused. It turned out that this fierce and discordant wife in the previous life was also reborn.

8 我 I Just Don't Play by the Rules Seven PercentLight Novel2.6M WordsCompleted 6Votes647.9kRecs2.9MFans

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After a big battle, the beautiful senior sister shyly raised her face in front of you and slowly closed her eyes. At this time you... Option 1: Kiss her lips gently. Completion reward: Qianye Qipu (prefecture level top grade)] [Option 2: Kiss her on the forehead. Completion reward: Yin-Yang Double-edged Sword (low-grade earth-level)] [Option 3: Give her a hug. Completion reward: Netherworld Treasure Scale (high-grade Xuan level)] [Option 4: Say as fast as you can: Senior sister, what are you doing? Do you want to conquer me? It's too natural to want to be your girlfriend just after fighting together once or something. Ah, did I go too far? In fact, I have always regarded you as my sister, I'm sorry. Completion reward: Random basic attribute point +1 Huh? The options this time are too simple, of course it's four. Full book booking group: 949571192 (requires fan value screenshot verification)

9 我 There Might Be a Big Shot in My Family It's Raining So HardEastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted 11Votes575.2kRecs695.2kFans

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Jiang Zuo has a beautiful wife, but she often travels on business. Go for what? Instead of being busy wearing a hat for him, I was going to slay demons without telling him. After learning the truth, Jiang Zuo sighed repeatedly, and it seemed that he couldn't sit still anymore. For the sake of his beautiful married life, Jiang Zuo could only take action secretly. It's about subduing demons and maintaining order in the world. No problem, as long as my wife is happy. Opened a group, perceived group number 1: 124885602 (full) Perception Group No. 2: 819650358 [This group prohibits black games] Perception VI group: 671529963 [full subscription group, need to go to the second group for verification] Those who are interested can add it.

10 大 The Great Feng Nightwatchman The Young Master Who Sells NewspapersCultivation3.8M WordsCompleted 819Votes9.6MRecs19.6MFans

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The physical book of "Da Feng's Watcher" (Volume 1) has been sold on Tmall, Dangdang, JD. Com and other platforms, as well as various physical bookstores. In this world, there are Confucians, Taoists, Buddhas, demons, and magicians. Xu Qian, who graduated from the police academy, woke up quietly and found himself in prison. He was exiled to the border three days later... His original purpose was just to protect himself and live a leisurely life as a rich man in this society without human rights. Many years later, Xu Qian looked back at his past. Behind him were long-dead enemies and numerous bones. The rolling water of the Yangtze River flows eastward, the waves wash away the heroes, and the success or failure of right and wrong turns to nothing. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times.

11 我 My Senior Brother Is Way Too Steady Back to the PointCultivation3.6M WordsCompleted 731Votes11.5MRecs9.8MFans

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Reborn in the ancient times before the Conferred Gods War, Li Changshou became a small Qi practitioner. He had no luck and was not destined to be a catastrophic child. He only had a dream of immortality. In order to settle down and live in the cruel prehistoric world, he worked hard not to be involved in cause and effect, killing people will be ashes, doing everything before planning, and never stepping into danger easily. Hiding trump cards, cultivating escape skills, refining erysipelas, palming supernatural powers, being as immobile and steady as an old dog, making earth-shattering shocks with one move, and leaving quietly after moving. Originally, Li Changshou's plan was that he would hide in the mountains and practice peace and become an immortal. Until one year, his master was very thoughtful and gave him... A junior sister... [PS: No new posts for the time being. Groups, five groups (1098711961) one group (474095492) two groups (836797636) three groups (398929196) four groups (1071059242) follow through to the end and cultivate immortality easily!

12 第 The First Sequence The Elbow That Can TalkUrban2.9M WordsCompleted 622Votes7.5MRecs6.8MFans

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In the wasteland, human civilization can survive. One barrier after another rises from the ground, but order continues to collapse. Some people say that when disaster strikes, spiritual will is the first weapon for humans to face danger. Some people say, don't let the sorrow of the times become your sorrow. Some people say that I want my sorrow to become the sorrow of this era. This time it's a new story. After the catastrophe for the rest of my life, I will finally see the light.

13 万 The Strongest Sect of All Time See You Again in the JianghuEastern Fantasy4.6M WordsCompleted 0Votes265.1kRecs687.1kFans

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This is a story about the cultivation of a sect, and this is a warm and happy home. There is not only a funny sect leader, but also a group of weird disciples with different personalities who are growing up. Come on, Saonian. Join my sect and let your dreams fly together! The hilarious animation "The Strongest Sect of All Time" is coming. It will be broadcast on Tencent Video from November 6th, and will be updated every Wednesday and Saturday at 10 o'clock! Let's upgrade the system together and create the strongest sect in the ages! The Iron Bone Zhengzheng Sect recruits talents and is just waiting for you to come! Today I sleep on the floor, tomorrow I will be the boss! The comic of the same name is being serialized in Tencent Animation~ Animation Portal: Tencent Video: https://v. Qq. Com/x/cover/mzc00200hmzibsu. Html

14 我 I Really Am Immortal First Love, Brilliant as Summer FlowersUrban3.7M WordsCompleted 39Votes2.3MRecs1.6MFans

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This article tells the story of how an immortal person should live a correct and active life in modern human society under the guidance of the core socialist values. I hope it can inspire other immortals, people with special abilities, cultivators, aliens, and non-human creatures to share their experiences in building a stable and harmonious life in the country. Works QQ group: 741825442 full, 783764489 (full) 907366463 (empty) Book v group: 870388766 (full), 723479938 fans worth 10,000

15 奶 The Dad’s Otherworldly Restaurant Softly Speaking of JianghuLight Novel5.3M WordsCompleted 31Votes1.6MRecs665.5kFans

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In the chaotic city of Nolan Continent, there is a strange restaurant. Here, elves have to share tables with dwarves, orcs are strictly prohibited from making noise, dragons can only sit around in the small square in front of the restaurant, and demons even need to bring their own special stools... But for such a restaurant with weird rules, there is a long queue at the door every day. The elves were making skewers regardless of their manners, the dragons were sitting around in front of the hot pot holding colanders, and the demons were eating cute dumplings... "The food here is unparalleled anywhere else on the mainland! The boss is a genius!" A guest commented, and then secretly glanced at the door: "Also, don't think about arresting the boss or eating the King's meal, otherwise you will die miserably." "Eat, give money, or we'll all be beaten to death." A little loli paced at the door and said in a sweet voice. The five or six meter tall dragon beside him couldn't help but shudder. The book is promoted as "Dad's Gourmet Restaurant" Book Friends 4 Group: 544657569

16 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! The Elbow That Can TalkUrban2.8M WordsCompleted 199Votes11.6MRecs5.3MFans

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Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. …

17 我 I Killed the Mage March FirstWestern Fantasy996k WordsCompleted 0Votes41.7kRecs59.7kFans

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Linley looked at the empty plate "Where's my food!" "Your Highness, they won't let me cook for you." "Nonsense." "Really, those mages just took my kitchen knife and made it into a flying sword again!" - The elf prince's daily cultivation life, happy and funny Bi Xiang

18 仙 The Daily Life of the Immortal King Ku XuanLight Novel6.5M WordsOngoing 172Votes2.8MRecs1.1MFans

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The strongest Lao Liu in the world of cultivation is coming! The new book "Conceptual Artifact Wholesaler" has been officially serialized on Qidian Reading ~ A new author who just turned 18 this year, please support ~ [The popular domestic 2D animation IP original novel of the same name] This book is promoted as "Wang Ling's Daily Life", and the story of this book is "The Only Koi in the World of Cultivation" At the age of ten (the animation version changed the time to six years old), he casually killed the Demon King Swallowing Clam. As an omnipotent cultivation wizard, Wang Ling had to hide his great power and survive among a group of ordinary cultivation students. This young man didn't care about the money, magic, magic weapons, and fame that ordinary people pursue. No matter the admiration of wealthy daughter Sun Rong, the sniper killings of Yingliu's top killers, or the endless nagging of his parents, they could not stop his pursuit of crispy noodles. Either he was eating crispy noodles, or he was on his way to the canteen to buy crispy noodles. Faced with difficulties, will Wang Ling crush his opponents? Or just lie down and pretend to be dead? PS: Fairy King public fan group ①: 497204521 Public fan group ②: 1031978228 VIP reader group: 704620442 (subscribers with a fan value of 7,000 or above can enter) Novel Cover Drawing The theme song of the novel "The Daily Life of the Immortal King" "The Helplessness of the Immortal King", the new Chinese-style episode of the novel "The Book of Fairies", and the popular episode of the novel "Love in the Starry Sky" are welcome to search and listen~

19 修 Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) Legend of the PaladinUrban8.5M WordsCompleted 255Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou Group No. 1 (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

20 顾 Gu Dao's Immortal Life Sleep Turns You WhiteUrban2.3M WordsCompleted 30Votes2.5MRecs1MFans

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I thought it was a realistic urban life, but when I disagreed, I changed the setting! The spiritual energy revives and Taoism reappears. This is probably a story about the transformation of modern civilization into a cultivation civilization. This book is still full of ink Book club: 666-464-52. Group V: 465-455-757

21 不 The Immortal Mortal I'm Old Five, the GooseCultivation3.7M WordsCompleted 22Votes9MRecs3.2MFans

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Here, only those with spiritual roots can cultivate immortality, and all mortal roots are destined to be just mortals. Mo Wuji, with only mortal roots, is a mortal!