When I Go Crazy, I Even Bite Myself 我疯起来连自己都咬

2 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

3 天 The Apocalypse Gate 天启之门 Dancing跳舞Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [NPCs strike back against players! Crush the transmigrators!] This is my world, and I make the rules! Who gave you bastards the right to throw your weight around here?! The path to becoming [the greatest savior in history] is sure to be thrilling! … Chen Xiaolian: Starting today, we're forming a resistance group dedicated to fighting those bastards! Our team will be called… the Goofball Alliance! Team member: Captain, with a name like that, I'm afraid people will beat us up if we tell them… … 0Votes4MRecs785kFans

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[NPCs fight back against players! They utterly crush the time-traveler!] My world, my rules! Who gave you bastards the right to act so arrogantly?! Embarking on the path to becoming the "strongest savior in history" is destined to be full of excitement! Chen Xiaolian: Starting today, a resistance organization dedicated to resisting those bastards is established! Our team name is... The Silly Alliance! Teammate: Captain, I'm afraid people will beat me up if they find out this name...

4 修 Forty Millennia of Cultivation (The Star Domain: Forty Millennia) 修真四万年（《星域四万年》） Reclining Ox Real Person卧牛真人Sci-Fi10.8M WordsCompleted It isn't easy for a little seedling to grow, so it needs the care of all you brothers and sisters. This fresh-faced newcomer, Xiao Niu, asks for your support! I'll be sure to summon the spirit of a newborn calf that fears no tiger, work hard, and do everything I can! “Even if this universe really is a cruel, blood-soaked dark forest, we cultivators will still burn our lives to make a faint spark! 23Votes2.4MRecs1.9MFans

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My new book has been released: "The moment the Emperor's Banner appeared, I became the Lord of the Past!" Seedlings don't grow easily and need the care of all brothers and sisters. The tender newcomer, Little Cow, earnestly requests everyone's support. Little Cow will definitely show the fearless spirit of a newborn calf, work hard, and do everything in its power! "If this universe is truly a cruel and bloody dark forest, we cultivators will also burn our lives to bloom into a faint spark!" "Even if this spark is weak, fleeting, or insignificant, as long as we keep going and keep going, one day, the spark will ignite the weeds, the weeds will spread to the bushes, and the bushes will spread to the big trees!" "In the end, that tiny spark will ignite a raging fire in this dark forest, illuminating the entire world!"

5 非EN The Non-Human Gene Integrator 非人类基因统合体 Demonic Cang Yue魔性沧月Urban2.6M WordsCompleted The cold and ruthless lich, the giant wyrm stirring up trouble, the tailed beast with limitless energy, the endlessly evolving insect swarm, the alien race with enhanced brainpower. As long as it isn’t human, Lan Mu asks: what kind of monster hasn’t he turned into? From myths and legends to movies, games, novels, and anime, nonhuman monsters are all potential transformations for Lan Mu. On Earth, he can be the progenitor of vampires, pretend to be an alien visitor, become a real sea monster, or 2Votes304.6kRecs572.9kFans

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The cold and ruthless lich, the giant dragon that stirs up trouble, the tailed beast with limitless energy, the insectoid race that can evolve infinitely, and the alien race with developed brains. As long as it's not human, what monster hasn't Lan Mu transformed into? Whether it's mythology, movies, games, novels, or anime, non-human monsters are all subjects of Lan Mu's transformations. On Earth, he could be the progenitor of vampires, impersonate an alien visitor, become a real water monster, and bring mythology to life... My new book, "Brainstorm," has been released. Please support it and add it to your favorites.

6 魔 The Great Transmigration of the Magical Races 魔法种族大穿越 Cruel Toilet Paper Angel残酷厕纸天使Infinite Myriad Worlds5.7M WordsCompleted Why does a wizard cultivate the Dao? Why are goblins dancing with lightsabers? Divine Apotheosis + the Forty-Nine Heavenly Tribulations = What? Ever since the Crystal Wall shattered and the “Hall of Reincarnation” fell into the Material Plane, demons have run rampant and the world has descended into chaos. Devils, undead, and dragons have emerged one after another; the gods have fallen from grace, and the people suffer in misery. The Prime Material Plane teeters on the brink of ruin, and all lif 0Votes789.3kRecs300.6kFans

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Why do mages cultivate immortality? Why do goblins wield lightsabers? What does condensing a divine spark + the Forty-Nine Heavenly Tribulation equal? Since the crystal wall shattered and the 'Hall of Reincarnation' fell into the material plane, demons have run rampant, the world is in turmoil, devils, the undead, and dragons have risen one after another, the gods have lost their authority, and all living beings have suffered. The prime plane is in grave danger, and all living beings are in dire need of help. In this time of crisis, the cycle of reincarnation begins, selecting the fittest to traverse time and space to undergo trials. The survivors, armed with otherworldly power, return to the main world to hunt evil, molest succubi, conquer dragons, and seize godhood. From then on, magic was no longer the only thing; the Force, Saint Cloths, Stand users, Devil Fruits... Flowed into the main world, and the civilization system began to change. Countless mages angrily threw down their wands, roaring to the sky with fervent passion: "Goddess of Magic, you bitch! Your spell slots are killing me! Coach, I'm not casting fireballs anymore, I want to cultivate immortality!" ╰(*°▽°*)╯Hi, I'm a newbie, Apostle No. 14. Please add to your favorites, recommend, and give me a reward!

9 希EN The Empire of Shilin 希灵帝国 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi8.1M WordsCompleted This isn't about imperial conquest, adventures in another world, or leveling up and cultivating. In fact, this is a very serious, proper, and earnest hard science-fiction story about saving the world. Just take it seriously. All right, actually, it's just the hilarious, shameless daily life of a bunch of screwball leaders and a deadbeat head of state saving the world. A slacker shut-in suddenly becomes the head of an empire, while a middle-aged man with a super-dad aura adopts countless little g 32Votes1.1MRecs988.4kFans

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It's not about imperial conquest, otherworldly conflicts, or leveling up and cultivating skills. In fact, this is a very serious and earnest hard science fiction novel about saving the world—just take it as a serious read. Okay, actually, this is just a group of unreliable leaders and a terrible head of state having a hilarious and unrestrained daily life of saving the world. A lazy, good-for-nothing otaku suddenly becomes the head of an empire, and a middle-aged man with a "dad" aura adopts countless little girls. This is the hilarious story of what happens to a certain otaku after he gains a free-meal army that falls from the sky. A serious reminder: this is a very serious and earnest science fiction book…

10 全EN Omnidirectional Fantasy 全方位幻想 As You Wish如倾如诉Infinite Myriad Worlds6.0M WordsCompleted A new book is here! Title: Infinite Through Death! Direct link: http://book.qidian.com/info/1004837400 Hope you’ll show it your support! 0Votes507.2kRecs316.9kFans

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New book out! Title: Infinite Death! Direct link: http://book.qidian.com/info/1004837400 Hope you guys will support me!

12 八 The Young Master of the Yakumo Family 八云家的大少爷 The Night Raven of the Yakumo Family八云家的夜鸦Sci-Fi2.0M WordsCompleted New book: The Starry Empire of Adorable Things. Please show it lots of love! As the younger brother of Yakumo Yukari, the eternally seventeen-year-old peeping tom, ahem, the eternally seventeen-year-old youkai sage, Yakumo Mo feels tremendous pressure. He doesn’t have to worry about his dear big sister rolling her face across the keyboard or anything, but... “Mo, you were definitely thinking something rude just now, weren’t you!? Boundary of Wave and Particle!” “No, please, Big Sister...” Boom.. 0Votes93.2kRecs123.1kFans

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My new book, "The Starry Empire of Cute Creatures," is highly sought after! As the younger brother of the eternally seventeen-year-old voyeur—no, I mean, the eternally seventeen-year-old youkai sage, Yakumo Yukari—Yakumo Sumi feels immense pressure. Although he doesn't have to worry about his older sister smearing his face on the keyboard, but... "Mo'er, you were definitely thinking something very rude just now, weren't you?! The realm of waves and particles!" "No, sister..." Boom… Yakumo Sumi, who had been blasted into the Forest of Magic, stared at the black and white scene before her with a bewildered expression. P. S. This book is actually just a story about a newly born youkai who became the younger brother of Purple M, who, while making a cameo appearance in Gensokyo, also goes to various anime worlds to inhumanely spectate the protagonist. P. S.: Just take this description seriously. Also... How could my older sister be so dark-skinned...?

13 小 Mini-Game System 小游戏系统 Yan ZK阎ZKEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Can the one-stroke swordsmanship of the Fruit Ninja world stand up to the great swordsmen of another world? Which is stronger, Iori’s destructive purple flames or a demon’s hellfire? Can a hungry great white shark devour a gigantic deep-sea monster? Find all the answers in this book! 0Votes12.4kRecs26.5kFans

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Can the nimble swordsmanship of the Fruit Ninja world contend with the great swordsmen of another world? Which is stronger, Yagami's destructive purple flames or the demon's hellfire? Can the hungry great white shark devour the enormous deep-sea monster? All the answers lie within this book! (New author, new book, please support!)

14 位 The Planar Invasion Game 位面入侵游戏 Swan Song of the Sorrowful悲伤之人的绝唱Sci-Fi976k WordsCompleted The new book is called Before Dawn. Just click my author name to find it: simple, convenient, and quick. It combines Cthulhu Mythos with online gaming, but flips the game and the real world around. The game is humanity’s stronghold, while the real world is a place that has already suffered an apocalypse. Synopsis: Daybreak... means the darkness has yet to pass, and dawn has not yet arrived. In this era, when the darkness has only just been driven away, the world is broken and 0Votes31.6kRecs72.4kFans

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A new book has been released! My new book, *Before Dawn*, is easy to find by clicking on my author name. It's a quick and convenient way to discover it. The book combines Cthulhu mythos with online gaming, but the game and real worlds are reversed: the game is humanity's stronghold, and the real world is a world that has already experienced the apocalypse. Introduction—— Dawn... Signifies the time when darkness has not yet passed and dawn has not yet arrived. In this era where darkness has just been driven out, facing a world filled with the remnants of the old rulers and ruins, the new generation of people take up arms and decide to reclaim their homeland... Even if it is already broken and shattered. Of course, there are always some people who want to slack off, after all, slacking off is an attitude. In the "Restore Our Homeland" campaign, there was a young man who wanted to slack off at any time, as well as a maid who was always there to prevent him from slacking off. So! The goal is to become a Pokémon... (Crossed out) It's the lazy bum who shouts "666" from the back that becomes the lazy bum who shouts "666" from the back because he's too lazy to do anything! Lanxu: Touching is an attitude! Arcadia: I am Arcadia. Pay up, I'll do any job for you. Xingcai: Physical immunity is part of the game; if you don't like it, don't play! Yondaros: Hello? Do you have a moment? But then again, it really has been a long time!

15 关 My Own Take on the World 关于世界的一己之见 Fei Niao菲袅Infinite Myriad Worlds2.0M WordsCompleted Kazami Yuuka looking back beneath a parasol in a field of sunflowers, Houraisan Kaguya raising a cup to the moon beneath the night sky, Yomi holding a long sword, a beloved concubine wearing an apron... These are all my daughters, hey! If you want to court them, you will have to step over my corpse first! A certain blond loli roared... This work is filled with shameless comedy, shameless genderbending, shameless transmigration, and more... Please do not set your expectations too high. A light, s 0Votes46.1kRecs69.2kFans

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Yuuka Kazami, holding an umbrella and glancing back in the sunflower field; Kaguya Houraisan, raising a cup to the moon under the moonlight; Yomi, wielding a long sword; and her beloved concubine, wearing an apron… These are all my daughters! If you want to date them, you'll have to step over my dead body first! A certain blonde loli roared like this... This story is filled with outrageous humor, outrageous gender-bending, and outrageous time-travel elements... Please don't have too high expectations. This is a slice-of-life light novel-style crossover anime/manga story. If you don't like this kind of thing, please don't read it. My new book has been released. "Would You Like a Coffee?" Is available on Dianping.com. Please support me!

16 名EN A Wizard in the World of Famous Detectives 名侦探世界里的巫师 Dream Chaser Love Ping追梦人Love平Light Novel7.5M WordsOngoing A ghost wizard from the Age of Declining Dharma was killed in a car accident. His soul transmigrated to Japan and possessed the body of a Japanese man. He was just thinking about making a name for himself in Japan when he casually picked up a newspaper and glanced at it Shinichi Kudo, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, savior of the police? What the hell? How did I transmigrate into a world of anime and manga? Anyway, this is the story of a wizard playing the role of an ordinary passerby 104Votes1.9MRecs596kFans

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A sorcerer from the degenerate age was killed in a car accident, and his soul traveled to Japan, where he found himself possessing the body of a Japanese person. Just as I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I casually picked up a newspaper and glanced at it— Shinichi Kudo, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Holy crap, how did I end up in the world of anime? Well, in short, this is a story about a wizard playing a minor role in the world of Detective Conan... P. S.: The author also has other completed works: "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortality" (6.53 million words), "Evil Path Ghost Lord" (3.65 million words), and "My Mechanical Octopus" (2.18 million words). Those who are bored can check them out. Okay, there's also "The Last Cultivator," but it's banned in China, so let's ignore it... Group 1: 512240405 is full. Group 2: 670934518

18 穿EN The Transmigrator's Agency 穿越者事务所 Passing Transmigrator路过的穿越者Infinite Myriad Worlds2.8M WordsCompleted Unfulfilled wishes? Long-held yearnings that never came true? Looking for rare treasures? Extraordinary powers? As long as both parties agree to a “fair” deal, a transaction can be made. What do you want? No matter who you are or what world you come from, stepping in here may change your fate. What can you offer? Outsiders, if you’re lucky enough to find this place... Still traveling through time and space, but this time with a little more... positive energy? 0Votes100.3kRecs105.7kFans

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Unfulfilled wishes? Unfulfilled desires? Cravings for rare treasures? Extraordinary abilities? As long as it's a 'fair' deal between both parties, the transaction can proceed. What do you want? No matter who you are or what world you come from, stepping into this place may change your destiny. What can you give up? Visitors from afar, if you're lucky enough to find this place... Still time travel, but this time with more... Positive energy?