The Library of Laughter and Irony

"You mean, since you were born, in the past twenty years, you have been able to control your dreams and do whatever you want in your dreams?" "Yes, I have done these things countless times, including outlaw gangsters, flying airplanes, parkour, gun battles and street fights." "To put it bluntly, the crimes I committed in my dreams, It was enough to get all the police officers in a region promoted!" "But then I became a good person." "Why?" "Because..." Looking at the tragedy of the four corpses kneeling on the ground in front of them, their eyes were hollow and they were nailed to the cross. Xu Hao stubbed out the cigarette in his hand, his eyes gradually blurred. "A dream come true."

In the 312th year since the founding of Dayu, The demon sect rose up, Dongchang was destroyed, and the Lin Party collapsed. This year, the situation was changing, the world was in turmoil, and the dynasty was in danger. The starting point of everything was the death of the devil's saint. "This case is closed and you are no longer a suspect." After another round of investigation, Chen Yi returned home and opened the door. The demon saint who was supposed to die shivered and huddled in his bed... "Master..." She shouted to Chen Yi. The enemy in the previous life, the concubine in this life. .................. The empress dowager who takes the throne before the court, the pure and flawless Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect, the ninth best one-armed sword armor in the world, the Supreme Goddess Taihua who forgets all love, the chivalrous and soft-hearted Spring and Autumn Sword Master... Murder is everywhere. They were all my enemies and they all wanted to kill me. So, In the end, they all succumbed to others and endured shame.

You have your indescribable ways, and I have my ways of speaking, learning and singing. In a steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and alien gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy if they come into contact with those ancient knowledge. Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, traveled through time. In front of the old gods of the family clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the Allegro and still chanting something. "The bamboo board is so beaten. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about what this guy Cthulhu does." "What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? Coming from the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!" "Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, trying to block me at the door?" "You let him come in, I really don't hide, even if the summoning ceremony is going on, we are not used to it!" You want me to lose SAN? Let's practice for another few hundred million years. There are a lot of cross talk jokes, welcome to underline comments.

What? Fully virtual game? No... Welcome to Shelter 101... WC, this game is awesome! Look at me sliding... This monster seems to be full Rubbing the generator by hand is impossible, absolutely impossible. Brothers, I've built a generator. ? ? ? Thug: This used to be a mental hospital? When these people arrive, the whole world will completely change!

People, you don't have to pay for the sins you commit in the game, right~ So, In reality, I am submissive, but in the game, I punch hard. In reality, I abide by the law and love peace; in the game, I can't grow any grass and my blood flows like a river. Originally, There shouldn't be any problem, Until the time between the game line and reality overlapped, and I actually inherited the extreme evil organization created in the game...

The new book "Lord: Beginning as a Blacksmith's Apprentice" was released and traveled to the United States where scary ghosts were raging. In order to survive, Ren Ming embarked on his journey to eliminate demons. Evil spirits, folklore, twine balls, golden hands, evil gods, devils...--Goldfinger: View the panel of creatures and items, and has the ability to delete entries by consuming physical energy. Enemy: I put poison in your food! Get the entry [Toxic Status] Ren Ming: Delete the entry. Enemy:? Evil God: A mysterious weapon made by me. Use it to gain the power of the Evil God at the cost of becoming the Evil God's puppet. Get the entry [Power of the Evil God] [Corrosion of the Evil God] Ren Ming: Delete [Corrosion of the Evil God] Evil God:? --The plot is taken from many horror films such as "Fifty States of Horror", "The Conjuring", "Constantine", "Year of Dracula", etc., With slight changes in the timeline and location. You can join the book club and ask any questions directly. 985948351

Xu Feng, who traveled to a different world, awakened a [Entertainment Mercenary System] and obtained corresponding ability improvements based on the reward provided by the other party. As a result, the stagnant entertainment industry suddenly gained a star with an eccentric style. ... A famous director: "I have worked with Xu Feng many times. I admit that his acting skills are very good, but I think his behavior of adjusting his acting skills according to the dynamics of salary is a waste of talent! Young people should not care so much." A variety show guest: "Who understands, I asked Xu Feng to take the top five, and he just got the fifth. He's out of the competition! His singing skills can definitely take the first place!" A certain first-line actress said angrily: "Xu Feng doesn't have the grace of a big star. He is just a ruthless mercenary." "I suspect that Xu Feng worked in a toothpaste factory in his previous life. He can really squeeze out toothpaste." It's very important and very difficult. It's a rare opportunity, and we hope you can go all out!" Xu Feng: "It's okay, how much is it?" "You may not understand what I mean. This show is once every three years. It has great exposure and can build a lot of connections. No matter how much people pay, it will have immeasurable advantages for your future development." Xu Feng: "Just one word, I won't go!" "The price is clearly stated, no matter how small it is. From the Oscars of the three major film festivals to the Baby Bus, no matter how much you pay, you can do whatever you want! The glory is yours, and the wealth is mine!" [The plot is by no means cliche, with many funny twists and turns, and the protagonist's character is novel. Readers who like different entertainment can click here to take a look]

The rules feed on the gods, and the gods sacrifice all living beings. The strange game is the snare, and the mysterious resurgence is the medium. Under the cold fig leaf is an indescribable horror. Not wanting to be controlled by fate, Si Qi jumped out of his shackles. Tear apart morality and dance alone on the border between black and white; break away from the rules and build your own throne. He is not a god in this life, but Weird Games has already prepared a god status for him and welcomed his return with a feast of death. [Unlimited Streaming] [No Heroine] [Original Copy] [Modified Reasoning] (This book is also known as "I Will Dominate the Weird" and "I Want to Seize the Gods in Weird Games") (Because the author frequently refines the text, there are major differences between the audiobook version and the e-book version, and the writing level is likely to be inferior to the e-book version; everything shall be subject to the e-book version)

A bizarre case, a strange corpse, the crime team was involved in one whirlpool after another. There seemed to be inextricable connections between various bizarre cases. Case within case, game within game, how can the crime team solve mysteries one after another? How to expose one conspiracy after another? Can the deepest hidden secrets be revealed? An accident occurred during the arrest, and the captain fell into a coma. Faced with challenges one after another, where should the serious crime team go? ... This article is Liu Xingchen, the author of "Searching for Murderers", "Records of Serious Cases" and "Notes on Serious Cases", his first online masterpiece. There are no cheats or cheats here, only suspense and twists. Suspense and brain-burning, serial puzzles, solve the puzzles and find the real murderer.

On an island full of love, peace and friendship, Monster Factory is actively carrying out its preparations. Whether it's a magic potion that makes people fall in love, a canned food that won't make them hungry for a week, a sedative injection that can cure violent rage... Dedicated to provide you with everything you need, this is the purpose of the founder of Monster Factory. As for the price... It doesn't matter, we can use the body to pay off the debt. ... Many years later, when Marin stood on a high podium, looking at the expectant eyes in the audience, and began his campaign speech, bullets suddenly struck from the crowd! Marin, who suddenly turned his head, missed the bullet, blood gushed out from his ears, and there was chaos under the high platform... Marin, who was surrounded by bodyguards, still calmly raised his right fist and let out a deafening shout: "I just heard the voice of God!" "I turned around and dodged the bullet." "Because God told me: This is his vote!" "A bullet can pierce my heart, but it can't break my ears, because I still have to listen to everyone's voice!" "Make the Empire great again!" Thunderous applause and cheers instantly erupted from the audience! The original title of this book is "Monster Factory", also known as "Monster Capitalist", "Monsters Volunteer to Work for Me", "Even Monsters Can't Squeeze Like This!" ", "Capitalists say my way of treating employees is too extreme"... Group: 777478265

What a pity, on the track of going crazy, there is no longer any creature that can be my opponent. Oh, my name is Yu Miao, and I am a time traveler. What's wrong, doctor? Yes, I know I have a serious illness, so I came to you. Oh, you ask me why I chose you? I don't trust anyone, omnics, AI, or monsters, and I certainly don't trust you. I just don't want you to have more work than me, so I came here to find something for you to do. ... After sending Yu Miu away, the doctor in his nightgown thoughtfully wrote in the file: [After coming out of the S-level pollution area alive, the patient was suspected of having pollution residue in his brain. Symptoms: cognitive confusion, imagining that he came from an unknown civilization. [Suggestion: Strict control and don't let patients break into the surgeon's house at four o'clock in the morning to chat! ... The system took back the consciousness of hacking into the doctor's villa: "What if you tell him these secrets and he tells others." Yu Miu smiled: "It doesn't matter. As an undercover agent of the rebel army, he won't survive until dawn anyway." "Wasteland + Microcthulhu Dungeon + Microcyber + Academy + Neurosis"

Han Rui originally thought that he had just traveled to a somewhat abstract primitive society. Until one day, When he prays to the gods, A satellite fell from the sky... Many years later, When a group of primitive people wearing animal skins rushed into the universe in wooden spaceships equipped with psychic engines, the entire galaxy exploded.

I have slept among thousands of troops, cursed in the streets at the Golden Palace, drunkenly in front of the Patriarch, and killed people under the Buddha statue. The knights are free and unrestrained, the kingdoms and dynasties are like dreams, the rivers and lakes are still temples, freedom is still power, in the end they cannot help themselves. When spring wakes up and the rain rests, I am still the same young man as before.

"Do you know? I was once the most powerful person in the world. Even the gods were helpless against me. As long as I can get my body back, I can be resurrected again." "So?" "So... Who hid my body!"

The weather was sunny and nothing was impossible.

His name is Li Banfeng, the peak of the mountain. He is not crazy. The doctor said he is not crazy. In order to save his friend's life, he went to platform 96, boarded the 1160 steam train, and came to Puzhou, which was stuck in the steam age. He met the confidante in the old record player, the peerless beauty in the calendar, the swinging lady in the old clock, and the worldly master in the wine gourd. There are food cultivators who get stronger as they eat, cigarette cultivators who get stronger as they smoke, martial arts cultivators who get more ruthless as they kill, and wine cultivators who get crazier as they drink. There are travel practitioners who want to go anywhere, and there are home practitioners who don't want to go anywhere. There are hundreds of schools in the world, who can compete with them? Provincial, who is the leader. Bian Feng put on a suit, a top hat, a feather duster, and asked seriously: Tell me, who is the Lord of Puro?

Carve a god for the faithless world. Carve me under the god to sing. Carve a demon for the prosperous city. Carve an altar. Carve a minion to accompany me. Carve a crown to put on my head. Carve glory and treasure to surround me. From now on, I am the king of the world. Carve the flames of war and the loss of life. Decline in the disaster, carve out the universe and the sky, carve out the eternal starry sky, carve out sacrifice and peace, the heroes who died in peace, put on their military uniforms again at the end of time, I have a carving knife, the world is soft and tough yellow mud, melancholy children are singing, I carve the appearance of gods for the world.

(Imaginary world, no malicious guidance and vilification) Luo Sen was reborn in S11 and became the LGD jungler. I originally thought that after my rebirth, I could happily win the championship with just enough money, but I didn't expect that my predecessor was guilty of many crimes and was asked by the management to fake matches. The predecessor was forced to have no choice but to immediately choose to transform into a self-destructing truck during the live broadcast. If you show off, find online dating; if you fake a match, start a script. The eight deadly sins came together, shaking the entire LPL region, and a new traffic code appeared. One by one, the former friends turned against each other, drew a clear line, and began to criticize Luo Sen for the eight crimes he committed. After Luo Sen was reborn, he faced such a hellish start and looked confused. He was completely disappointed with the LPL in S13. After being exposed for several days by the Internet for no reason, he finally decided to give up his career and honor. Since it is rotten to the core, let it go. Self-destruct, start! So, Luo Sen started to do the King of Hell's Dimmao in the live broadcast room. Competition commentators, professional players, head anchors, anyone who has done bad things will be spared! Luo Sen transforms into Yan Luo Sen, every point is accurate! The entire LPL is crazy! "Please don't explode, we were wrong!" "It's just a puddle of mud, so it's okay for everyone to smell it, right?"