Tianjin People Will Never Lose Their San

Tianjin People Will Never Lose Their San

by Window Spider

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About This Novel

You have your indescribable ways, and I have my ways of speaking, learning and singing. In a steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and alien gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy if they come into contact with those ancient knowledge. Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, traveled through time. In front of the old gods of the family clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the Allegro and still chanting something. "The bamboo board is so beaten. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about what this guy Cthulhu does." "What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? Coming from the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!" "Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, trying to block me at the door?" "You let him come in, I really don't hide, even if the summoning ceremony is going on, we are not used to it!" You want me to lose SAN? Let's practice for another few hundred million years. There are a lot of cross talk jokes, welcome to underline comments.

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Stuffed19mo ago

Notice about listing and updates

Thanks to the love of tens of thousands of you, we will put it on the shelves next week. I also wrote more about the support of young and old men, we will go to Sanjiang next week. If I would like to express my specific thanks, I have already written the (dan) shelf (kou) feelings (xiang) words (sheng), and everyone will finish reading it on Tuesday (I think it is better than my main text, hahaha) Recently, there are always old friends leaving messages asking me when updates will be released. I will reply to them all. Even though I have been writing the introduction to this day, I am walking on thin ice and trembling. Why? It's really hard to find references, I'm timid and scared. I don't think about it. I think so too. Many friends have also advised me, saying that if your data reaches 10,000 per day, you might really be able to explode. Do I want to write more and earn more? I want it too. But I'm more afraid of being scolded. It doesn't matter if I get scolded. The main thing is to hurt everyone's hearts. When you come back, you can see that this is a bad job and a sloppy job. I got a refund after cursing, and the good memories of the past are gone. Therefore, after it was launched, my strategy was still stable at the beginning, striving for 6K, guaranteeing a minimum of 4K, and ensuring quality. After writing for a few days, for example, if we become proficient in writing, we can slowly add more. Do you think it will work? That's what I thought. I guaranteed the quality. The bosses could only complain a few words about me, saying that the writing was too meaty and tender and short, so they wouldn't be disappointed. Hehe, I won't go into details about the hardships of writing a book. It's not necessary. It's just like talking about cross talk. Once you get on stage, no matter what the reason is, you must be worthy of the audience and explain things well. Thank you all. I read every message you leave, but sometimes I am in a hurry to write articles or change diapers for my children, so I don't reply to them all. Thank you.

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Stuffed20mo ago

I'm tired of writing, so I'll tell you a joke

During the day today, I sent the book to my gay friends to read. He doesn't read much online, but he loves to listen to cross talk. I asked him to give me a long look. He asked me: Did you write this? I say: A story with Cthulhu elements in a steam setting He said: Oh, then I know, I have seen my best friend. I said: I am different from him. He said: Yes, fresh, he wants to be like you, he doesn't have bedding anymore (wu softly).

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Book Friends 20240304635_dd19mo ago

As a Shandong native, I actually got it. It's amazing.

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Stuffed16mo ago

The current reset progress is going smoothly, please rest assured.

I was very distressed at first, but suddenly I had an inspiration. The current reset idea is very smooth, and it is expected that all resets will be completed before 12 midnight on the 19th. Starting from 302, it is expected to increase the amount of new plots to more than 4,000 words, striving to satisfy everyone. I suggest that all young and old watch it again from 302 and enjoy the new experience (rest assured, I will keep some of the sections that I am more satisfied with, such as Milly's dream, I quite like this dream.) Thank you for forcing me to take a stronger form.

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Stuffed16mo ago

Reset the plot for two days

Sorry, I've been in a bad mood recently, so the updates in the past two days have not satisfied everyone. I will rewrite the plot for two days, starting from chapter 302.

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Give Me Five Dollars19mo ago

I thought it was a novel about Cthulhu's cross talk. I also said that I had heard of Naruto's cross talk, but I had never heard of this. When I came in and took a look, oh, it's a cross talk in Cthulhu. This is the first time I've seen it.

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No Money to Subscribe9mo ago

It's interesting, I always feel that the male protagonist's thinking is easy for ordinary people

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Book Friends 20240912806_dd13mo ago

What exactly did you put in this book? He is from Tianjin, I let the Tianjin people go

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Yu Qian'er14mo ago

This is so fucking awesome

Because a novel doubles my impression of a city

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Stuffed18mo ago

The crosstalk actor's belly is like a grocery store

Everyone, everyone, I see that your comments are quite lively. Some people guessed this part, some guessed that part. Just write down which part you want to hear at the bottom, and I'll see what you guys like to hear. In addition, please help me to be lazy. I have too much stuff in my stomach. Although I have made a small table, I won't be able to keep it all for a while. Maybe I can get some inspiration from your messages. In addition, you also participated in naming the building. Hey, I also told you that Beierlei

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