This Cultivation World Wasn't Right from the Start

Everyone says the cultivation world started out perfectly respectable. It’s all Su Zhe’s fault! But Su Zhe doesn’t agree. This world was never respectable to begin with! An old man shows up for the entrance test, grabs his kneecap and flops to the ground howling before it even rains, and they call him a top-grade water spirit root? A new mind-over-matter sword cultivator, humming a nursery rhyme his mother taught him and carrying a wooden sword, goes to challenge the leader of the righteous path alone? The righteous leader’s younger brother gets sent to the gate to reflect on his mistake, only to be lured away by the Demon Sect’s Female Emperor and made the leader of the demonic path before even fifteen minutes have passed? And I, a transmigrator, get sent undercover into a demon sect, only to be asked the moment I arrive whether my surname is Ye, Chu, Xiao, Shi, or Lin... Is your cultivation world really respectable?