I'm a College Freshman, and I'm Actually a Cultivation Prodigy?

With spiritual qi revival, animals are turning into spirits, and disciples from reclusive cultivation sects are entering the world to get jobs and help cover the sect's expenses.

A ten-year-old dog demon steals students' takeout and gets hunted by the entire school.

A shapeshifting cat demon works at a cat cafe, soaking up people's "class vibes" and bringing in a roaring business.

A necromancer becomes an idol, and at a concert, his singing brings the dead fetus in a fan's womb back to life.

A Maoshan Daoist becomes a bartender, creating a line of ritual-inspired cocktails that receive rave reviews.

A disciple from Mount Longhu catches demons on campus, gets mistaken for a pervert, and is mocked by the whole school on its confession wall.

A disciple from the Tianyan Sect plays chess with old men in the park, gets crushed, abandons literature for martial arts, and switches to body cultivation.

A disciple from the Shenxing Sect uses his movement skills to deliver takeout, but can't outrun an electric scooter numbered nine. A customer leaves him a bad review, and he's fined two thousand.

In his first year of college, Chen Xu meets two roommates who seem mentally ill, and begins cultivating immortality.