You Asked Me to Play a Fugitive, So Why Am I Wanted Worldwide?

[Livestreamed escape + god-tier impersonations + wanted nationwide] The hard-core nationwide escape variety show Absolute Escape, offering a 100-million-yuan reward, begins streaming live across the internet. At the auditions, Lin Chen draws a role: “an antisocial, schizophrenic madman.” Then the “Many Faces of Life System” binds to him on the spot, and he slips into character in a second! In the interrogation room, his heart rate drops to forty beats per minute as he smiles and bends his thumb backward. The psychological experts break out in a cold sweat, and fully armed special police burst in and pin him to the floor! The internet explodes: “Is this seriously just acting? Someone get over to his backyard and start digging. There’s definitely a body buried there!” Once the game officially begins, Lin Chen leaves everyone hopelessly outmatched. As a “master locksmith,” he picks three deadbolts in fifteen seconds with a single hairpin, astonishing the entire internet. Taking on “extreme delivery work,” he performs a god-tier parkour run across an abandoned building a hundred meters above the ground. Cornered by detectives and police dogs, he uses bone-structure disguise techniques to pull off a classic vanishing act right under their noses! As the livestream takes the world by storm, things spiral completely out of control. The investigation team summons retired special forces champions and a world-class hacker overnight, yet they can’t even get a single hair from him. Even more absurdly, a real transnational dark-web organization sends mercenaries across borders to forcibly recruit him! Faced with real thugs armed to the teeth, Lin Chen sighs helplessly: “If you insist on playing for real, then I suppose I’ll have no choice but to reluctantly play the world’s number-one assassin...” When the show ends, intelligence agencies around the world classify Lin Chen’s footage as top-secret, SSS-level material overnight. Lin Chen shrugs helplessly at the camera. “I’m really not an outlaw. My acting is just a tiny bit too realistic, that’s all!”