Honghuang: The Golden Rankings Are Revealed, and the Great Powers Lose It

[Everyone gets publicly humiliated + live-chat snark + saints lose their cool + invincible mastermind] Liu Qingxuan transmigrates to the Primordial World, knowing that powerful beings are everywhere and everyone is entangled in karma. So he hides away on Penglai Island, devoting himself to the path of keeping a low profile, and vows not to leave seclusion until he becomes a Great Dao Sage. But one day, the Hongmeng Golden Ranking appears in the sky. It forcibly projects images across the heavens, shattering his peace and quiet! [The Primordial World's Top Ten Hypocrites] Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal: “Sect Master Tongtian is a gullible fool. I've wanted to switch sides for ages.” The moment the scene appears, Tongtian smashes Biyou Palace in a rage and purges his sect! Daoist Randeng: “The Chan Sect pays poorly, while the Western Teachings offer better benefits. I simply chose a better place to work.” Yuanshi Tianzun's face turns liver-red, and the Chan Sect becomes a laughingstock! Daoist Zhunti: “Can you really abandon all shame just by saying, ‘We are fated to be together’?” The whole internet mocks him, and the Sage's golden body nearly explodes with rage! Yuanshi Tianzun: “Those who follow me prosper, while those who oppose me are covered in fur and grow horns?” His double standards are laid bare, and the bond between the Three Pure Ones breaks on the spot! And that's only the beginning. As the [Beauty Ranking], [Heartbreaker Ranking], [Kept Man Ranking], and [Conspiracy Ranking] appear one after another, the entire Primordial World descends into chaos. In the divine-sense chat group, Taishang Laojun is dragged into the fray, while Empress Nuwa goes online asking the idle hermit of Penglai for a friend request. Even Dao Ancestor Hongjun, who sits in seclusion high above the Ninth Heaven in the Zixiao Palace, can no longer sit still when he sees the upcoming [Primordial World's Top Ten Masterminds Behind the Scenes] ranking... “Please, stop exposing us! You're about to strip this poor Daoist down to his underwear!” Watching the countless gods and Buddhas kneeling outside Penglai Island, Liu Qingxuan sips his Enlightenment Tea and sighs helplessly. “I'm really just here to watch the show. This ranking has nothing to do with me!”