The Whole Internet Is Begging: Please Stop Working in the Kitchen!

Because I made the epic "Looking at the Starry Sky" on a food show, I was ridiculed by the entire Internet as the "creator of the kitchen ghost style". One popular comment topped the list: "Please, get out of the catering industry!" - But it accidentally activated the "Registration System". Netizens' complaints have become KPIs that I must complete. They asked me to "use the cafeteria's big pot to cook a state banquet", which I did; they encouraged me to "go to the night market to challenge a three-star chef at a roadside stall", and I won. The more I completed those outrageous suggestions, the more incredible cooking skills I gained. Until that day, I was invited to be a judge of the top food variety show. Facing the superstars who used to mock me and the entire Internet audience, I set up a pot and said with a smile: "Today, at the request of netizens, I will use isatis root instant noodles for the live broadcast to heal your taste buds." The barrage exploded instantly: Are you crazy! Is this stuff really edible? !