If You're Not Handsome, Why Kick the Ball?

You've already succeeded halfway if you don't write about the Chinese national football team. 😁

It's really unnecessary to both exploit domestic traffic and clumsily avoid writing about the Chinese national football team.

He left Manchester United for Atletico Madrid? In 2013, Atletico Madrid had the money to pay the transfer fee for the Premier League champion and Champions League champion's main striker.

Because if someone is ugly, it's offensive for others to compliment them on their looks. Writing about the Chinese national football team winning the World Cup is like writing about Sister Furong winning the most prestigious global beauty pageant. It may seem like a satisfying underdog story, but it actually causes serious discomfort to the reader.

So many international brands have endorsed Huawei, but regardless of whether Huawei would actually hire you, what was Huawei worth back in 2012? It's ridiculous that a superstar athlete would endorse it, making it seem like endorsing Huawei equates to patriotism. True patriotism means playing for the national team.

Another book about Manchester United? I wasn't even watching football when Manchester United dominated the Premier League; now, Manchester United is just a source of amusement.

That's ridiculous. Players are just assets to clubs. Clubs will hold onto you as long as you're valuable, and they'll get rid of you when you're no longer valuable. Why the hell are you talking about emotions? Are you even going to write about Ferguson trying to keep the protagonist? You're making Sir Alex Ferguson look bad.

I don't believe someone with such poor physical fitness can play football.

I feel that if football novels only focus on the matches and don't include off-field gossip or transfer details, they become too mechanical and monotonous.

Are there any other novels that depict torture of dwarfs like May?