You Asked Me to Fix Small Appliances, So What's With the Surface-to-Air Missile?

【Repair Diary】 My name is Chen Gu, and I own a repair shop. To earn upgrade points, I have no choice but to livestream appliance repairs. I was fixing a massage gun when the chat told me to add a vibration function and turn it into a vibrator. As I worked on it, I realized my modification had failed. The vibrator shook my table to pieces, and even shattered an 8 mm hot-dip galvanized steel plate. Forget it. I’m not dealing with this. Some sucker paid me for it anyway. I was fixing an electric mosquito swatter. The chat said its coverage was too small and wanted me to modify it. This time, I succeeded! The “laser mosquito killer” made me a little famous online. Recently, I heard the military had developed a laser missile-defense system and phased-array radar. Their principles seem pretty similar to my mosquito killer. Forget it. I’m not dealing with this! All mosquitoes must die! A little kid came crying to me to fix his remote-control plane. The chat felt sorry for him and wanted me to make it sturdier and able to fly higher, ideally strong enough to carry the kid into the sky. The chat sure is full of nice people. Once the modifications were finished, the kid climbed aboard the remote-control plane and flew home, getting exactly what he wanted. But something’s strange. Why did the military suddenly develop drones that can carry four missiles? Forget it. I’m not dealing with this. I’m just a damn repairman. Why am I always thinking about the military? 【My name is Chen Gu. I used to own a repair shop. But lately, I don’t know why, people keep calling me a defense contractor and telling me to change my Repair Diary into a Military Industry Diary】 【Repair (crossed out) Military Industry Diary】 【Someone brought me cement today and told me to make a missile】