Tao Sheng Started from Kneeling Before the Buddha

Good news: I have traveled through time and am bound to a supreme god as my backer. Bad news: God is an evil god. He thinks I am very interesting and wants to see me commit suicide. Worse news: Master is a sixth-grade man who wants to kill me every day. I just want to keep a low profile and survive, but my "god" doesn't agree! Master asked me to dig up the evil Buddha, so I separated it with talisman paper and was careful. Result: [The evil god thinks you are too cowardly, so he will help you personally], the talisman spontaneously ignited, and I was forced to pray to the god with my bare hands. Goddess: This child can bear the grace of God, he is the chosen one! Me: I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense! The goddess wanted to kill me, so I closed my eyes and waited for death, ready to open them again. Result: [The evil god thought the show was not good, so he ended it himself], and a divine power beat the goddess into a fool. Master: My disciple is so frightened that he can actually talk to gods! Me: Listen to my explanation! I was forced to be a father, so I had no choice but to continue acting. Result: [The evil god thinks this setting is interesting and will add a buff to you]. The Holy Fetus is connected to me. The whole village: Welcome the Holy Father! God's favored one! Me (smiling through tears): Thank you for the invitation. I am in Niuma Village. I just got off the carriage and have been put on a altar. I feel that I will not survive tomorrow.