The Ridiculous Things I Did with the Unreliable System

[Host, please use a legal motivation to achieve "world peace". "For example?" [For example, telling everyone that they still have a face under their skin is a symbol of God's choice. My name is Bai Z211, a social worker who just wants to get off work on time. My system can tamper with cause and effect, but the side effect is - it is extremely unreliable! I casually said "disposable flame staff" and it directly changed it into "Desert Eagle" for me. I want to quell the war, it upgrades the enemy squad into the Imperial Sorcerer Corps. Now, the villagers are enthusiastic about the identity of the "Chosen One", and the empire's cavalry has arrived. To make matters worse, I discovered that there are far more bugs in this world than just that. Dead hounds come home with new collars, The fallen general crawled out of the shadow beast's body, with another vicious face on his face... [Warning: An epic death scene has been detected, and "cognitive pollution" has spread! [Disclaimer: This system is not responsible for possible consequences such as the destruction of the world and the coming of evil gods. I looked at the vast enemy army at the foot of the mountain, and then at the villagers around me who were gearing up and preparing to fight the magic cannon with their sickles. Can I still get off work on time today? ——Wait a minute, why does that Imperial Marshal look at me wrong? Why is he calling me... "Martha"? !