In Warhammer, I Just Want to Grow Mushrooms
人在战锤，只想种蘑菇
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- Completed
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- 1.6M Words
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- Light Novel
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- ACG Fanfiction
- Updated
- 1y ago
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Warhammer fanfiction is truly flourishing! First came the otherworldly Khorne warriors, the Emperor's Chosen, and Tzeentch's Chosen; then came the native Warhammer fanfiction, the Emperor's Chosen; then came Khorne the God-Emperor, the Dark Lord's Chosen, the Greenskin Gormott's Chosen; now there's Nurgle's Chosen, and even Tzeentch's Chosen on the Cats' side! When will the all-powerful Warhammer fanfiction authors write a protagonist chosen by Slaanesh? (Laughs)
I think the excessive focus on sex in Warhammer is unnecessary. If people were so upset about seeing mating Slaanesh, the Imperium of Man would have been wiped out long ago.
Many Warhammer novels on Qidian portray Space Marines as demigods, but in reality, they can be killed with a single bomb. This exaggerated portrayal is obviously fake; just watching the gameplay videos will tell you what they're really like.
Hopefully, loyalty will cease; the human empire is roughly equivalent to Chaos.
In the Warhammer 40k universe, Gormoy is actually a god imagined by the Orcs. The only true god in Warhammer is the one represented by the Chaos Octagon; the others are racial gods, or demigods. In other words, Gormoy is the embodiment of the Orcs' will, a racial god.
The emperor can stand up whenever he wants, but the gap in the net below his anus will explode, creating a terrifying eye several light-years in size.
The Emperor can stand up, but there's no one to help him clog the toilet. Also, standing up would force him to become a god due to overwhelming faith, making all of humanity sacrifices for that godhood, thus ending humanity. The Emperor has been suppressing both faith and the toilet.
When the time comes, while planting, you'll be forcibly blessed by Nagued.
Honestly, if the protagonist went to Katachon, there might actually be exploding mushrooms. Oh, we already have those in the Green Soldier movies. The explosion in Katachon would be at least nuclear-level.
After reading a few chapters, it seems to be Tzeentch's conspiracy.