Drinking on a Variety Show, One Song Sets the Internet Ablaze

喝酒上综艺，一首消愁火爆全网

by Fu Xueqing (傅雪晴)

Status: Completed
Length: 43k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Showbiz Romance
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Good news: Lu Hao transmigrated and got to compete on a talent show!

Bad news: He was eliminated because he had no connections!

At the show, Lu Hao’s performance of “Sorrow” stunned the entire internet, but he was still eliminated!

Lu Hao said indignantly, “I just want a fair competition!”

Hua Chenyu, one of the judges, said, “Lu Hao, I never had any expectations for you!”

Yang Mi said, “Lu Hao, I think your music is weird. It doesn’t fit the market at all. Sorry, I won’t vote for you!”

Xue Zhiqian said, “I’m sorry, Lu Hao. I did my best. The vote is two to one, so there’s nothing I can do!”

Xue Zhiqian angrily smashed his microphone and stormed off. The whole internet erupted!

Lu Hao: “It’s fine. I’ll use my talent to defeat the powers of capital!”

I’ll show the world that talent is everything!

Talent shows may be a business, but you still have to treat every contestant responsibly!

Let me teach you a lesson in what talent really means!

[Keywords: Mao Mao + nurse + drinking + entertainment + variety shows + mash-up references + idioms + girls chasing the male lead]

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