Water Margin: You Crooked Official, You Still Claim You Can't Fight?
水浒：狗官，你还说你不会武功？
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- Completed
- Length
- 2.2M Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Song-Yuan-Ming Dynasties
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- English
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This is the only book I've ever read that features an entire harem of men. Amazing.
Hu Sanniang
Having read many Water Margin fanfics, I just don't understand why so many people admire Hu Sanniang. I personally despise her. Her entire family was killed, and she was arbitrarily given to a lecherous man by the enemy. Instead of hating him, she became his accomplice. Honestly, I don't expect her to sacrifice herself to prove anything, nor do I expect her to be a traitor.
What happened to Zhao Ji next?
Honestly, it wouldn't be unjust to kill Zhao Ji. Many Water Margin-like novels end with a relatively kind treatment of Zhao Ji and other members of the Zhao Song imperial family. But the protagonist is clearly a time traveler; there's no need to follow these ridiculous conventions. It's best to just kill trash like Zhao Ji who pushed the Han people into the abyss, or send him to work in the mines. In short, don't treat those who were granted titles or honors with any kindness.
Why write so many female leads? The romance scenes are just so-so.
Is it the music or the person who is more beautiful?
My lord, come and listen to the music!
The world of Water Margin has fewer female characters! It's not a story about a wealthy urbanite picking up girls; women are just an embellishment.
The only book I'm following on my bookshelf; I hope to maintain its quality.
When you update once, even the smallest flaws will be magnified, and the writing style will be... The perverted behavior will be criticized. When you're up two hours past midnight, a little patience is born, and the plot progresses. The exhibition is receiving more attention. When it's past midnight, even the smallest praises begin to emerge, and the numbers keep increasing.
I don't know why, but every time I watch Liu Gao, all I can think of is Zhao Gao.
I'm starting a new book, just letting you guys know!
Regarding Li Shishi and the Princess
I have a few thoughts about Li Shishi and the princess. 1. Recruiting a princess is a viable option. As one reader pointed out, princesses have high political attributes. Firstly, they can stabilize the hearts of former court officials. The Song Dynasty's civil officials are deeply attached to the dynasty, and the protagonist has too few officials under his command, needing the help of these…