Journey to the West: I, the Red-Armed Horse Monkey, Am a Cultivator of Immortality!

I have communicated a lot with some big guys in the past two days, and found that I was in the wrong place. Thanks to some big guys for their advice, at 12:34 noon on January 23, 2024, I decided to change the article. You can post as much as you like here. This post will never be deleted. Read it three times a day to alert yourself.

The biggest problem is that the protagonist is unpredictable. This may be a common problem among time travellers. They always like to shock others with some unpredictable predictions. Take the title of Monkey King, for example. The title Monkey King was suggested by the One-Horned Ghost King. Why can you "calculate" the title Monkey King? Rather than some kind of white-clothed divine king, the Monkey Emperor? Even if you can figure out the position of Bi Mawen, I can understand it. After all, in ancient times, monkeys were liked to be put into the herd of horses to frighten the horses and circulate the air to prevent horse plague. The second thing is this system board. It is better to give an invincible understanding to the plug-in. Click on entry, click on master, click on master, click on Dacheng. In the later stage, when your idols are everywhere, are you sure it will not collapse? Other than that, everything is fine, no problems.

It is better to make your own decision than to seek divination from immortals. Reciting Buddha's name and chanting sutras is worse than taking care of yourself!

Let's talk about this. The biggest source of conspiracy theories is what is circulated on the Internet: Monsters with heels were spared, and monsters without heels were killed. This is actually wrong. In the original work, the monkey killed the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, and it was Laojun who later resurrected them. After Kuimulang returned to heaven, the monkey chased him to the Tianmen, and was saved by a group of stars... Like monsters without heels, there are also those who are not dead. The Centipede Spirit (the mythical version of Uchiha Danzo, the mortal enemy of patients with trypophobia) also has no background. He was captured by Piran and used as a security guard. ... Other conspiracy theories, the real and fake Monkey King where Sun Wukong is dead, this can only be regarded as a fantasy, just like my novel, it cannot be copied from the original work. The relationship between Red Boy and Taishang Laojun, because of Samadhi Zhenhuo and Red Boy's appearance, there is a conspiracy theory that Princess Iron Fan is having an affair with Laojun... This is also ridiculous, and the argument of the conspiracy theory is why Red Boy is not named Niu... Red Boy is a nickname, and his nickname is Niu Shengying, and he calls himself: Holy Infant King, so don't say that Red Boy is not surnamed Niu. The second is the Journey to the West conspiracy theory. The entire Journey to the West is indeed suspected of being a show, because Tang Monk did not start with one life and then pick up a monkey and go around the world. He was surrounded by a bunch of gods escorting him, and when the waves passed by, he saw that he was a discerning monster who had been scared to hide for a long time. How could he dare to eat Tang Monk's flesh? I personally like some interesting interpretations: For example: 1. The entire Journey to the West is a gilded studio for Tang Monk. Monsters, disasters, and apprentices are all arranged. Everything is to spread the Buddhism of Xiniu Hezhou to the Tang Dynasty in Nanzhan Buzhou. 2. If eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality, what will happen when Tang Monk and his mother recognize each other? (Tang Monk has nine toes, because one was bitten by his mother.) 3. Is Schrödinger's Jade Emperor strong or weak, or is he unable to take action for some reason? As the largest official in Journey to the West, what is his ability after countless disasters? 🦆, I've written 600 words, it's great if I can use this to code words, the last part is gone...

This town's Yuanzi's standard is too low. It won't be on the level of a nuclear explosion saint, right?

Chapter 4 poisoned me to death. It was written that the ancestor of the Earth Immortal wanted to lick the incense from mortals. You might as well say that the Jade Emperor also had to lick his face and help mortals farm the land.

Hey, the underworld's realm of cultivating immortals, the golden elixir and Yuanying's. People in Journey to the West are cultivating classical immortality, right? They pay attention to the nature of Dharma. The first step is to understand what Dharma is, understand the Dharma formulas, and understand the principles. The second step is to know the source, know your foundation, find your own small source to be in harmony with the great source of heaven and earth, and cultivate your own source power, that is, magic power. The third step is to focus on the spiritual body. As the name sounds, it means evolving your own life form, achieving immortality, and possessing magical powers. What is magical power? Instincts that can be used as soon as a thought comes out. For example, after a mortal is absorbed in the spiritual body, he can speak, so his mouth can speak spiritual words, and his words can be followed to a certain extent. He can walk, so he can shrink the ground to an inch, and he can lift with both hands. After acquiring the divine body, he can naturally lift mountains. Finally, any immortal who violates the laws of nature will inevitably suffer from the three disasters. This is a natural punishment that can only be avoided but cannot be endured. Once every five hundred years, it is wind, fire and thunder. After 1,500 years, one is truly immortal and has the same life as heaven. And why flat peaches, ginseng fruits and Tang monk meat are so popular, it can be understood that eating these can increase one's natural lifespan and alleviate the arrival of the three disasters. There is also the Hunyuan Dao Fruit behind it, which means it is self-generated and self-destructed. It does not ask for help from outside. Heaven cannot control it. When the heaven and earth are destroyed, the Hunyuan will not be destroyed. It can survive the 129,600-year-long immeasurable calamity when the heaven and earth are closed. Furthermore, the concept of your dark journey to the west of the system of cultivating immortals is a bit petty, and there are few plots. Not many people will be willing to spend money to write it. Come on, my brother will teach you "The Outlaw", Introduction: My name is Zhang San. When you see this introduction, I have already worn it. I am a resident of Qidian Orphanage. Recently, I discovered a terrible thing. The orphan brothers and sisters in the orphanage are disappearing one by one. It is useless to call the police. My good brother Xiao Yan, my good sister Ruoxi, and even Duke who came to the hospital to check our health some time ago. The doctor also encountered an unexpected incident soon, and my keen intuition told me that there was something wrong with this orphanage. After observing Director Ma for three days and two nights, I determined that the problem was with him. During these two nights, I lay on the window sill of the Director's lounge, lurking, and Lao Deng turned into a giant penguin at twelve o'clock. On the third day, he found me, and he slowly approached me who was too scared to move. He said, "Xiao Zhang, do you want to charge Q coins?" I am speechless, Mr. Dean, I must be rich. Maybe they thought I was too poor, so the penguin knocked me out. When I woke up, I became what I am now, a giant monkey. When I came, I faced the bamboo raft going away. I just wanted to say: "King! Brother Monkey! I haven't gotten on the car yet"! ! ! Chapter 1, Watching the Monkey Go Away Chapter 2, Innate Magical Powers Chapter 3, Self-Cultivation of Immortality Chapter 4, Is this the foundation? Chapter 5, something is wrong with me Chapter 6, the human kingdom Chapter 7, the first offense Chapter 8, making the same mistake again and again Chapter 9, the first introduction to practice Chapter 10, comparing the two Chapter 11, failure to waste power Chapter 12, making the same mistake Thirteenth Chapter, Special Golden Elixir Chapter 14, Mahou Shaju Chapter 15, Plundering the Aolai Country Chapter 16, Wanted in Heaven Chapter 17, Diverting Trouble to the East Chapter 18, Escape from Huai River Chapter 19, Four Wasted Star Lords Chapter 20, Fetal Movement Restlessness Chapter 21 Chapter, elixir split Chapter 22, Nascent Soul embryo Chapter 23, lack of knowledge Chapter 24, Dayu was distracted Chapter 25, I was exposed Chapter 26, the ancestors watched Chapter 27, the essence of Da Luo Chapter 28, understanding the way out Chapter 29, mother-child river water Chapter 30, complete pregnancy Chapter 31, group of monsters blocking the road Chapter 32, learn to share Chapter 33, group of monsters give birth to a daughter Chapter 34, immeasurable merits Is there a feeling that you are interested in reading the introduction and table of contents?

Exist? Stick your butt up and let me see how red it is?

I don't know what school you follow. Among the Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang, there is a vertical golden light technique, which is only inferior to the technique of turning the rainbow into a golden crow. However, the technique of turning the rainbow into a rainbow has a breath of 380,000 miles. The vertical golden light is far better than a somersault cloud. Why do you still learn somersault clouds?

It's a bit poisonous, so the author can go to some imaginative Journey to the West fans to refine it. This looks boring

I want to ask a question, has the author read the original work of Journey to the West?

No, we are just talking about you as a red-legged horse monkey and the four monkeys in the world. Why is your starting magic power the ability to avoid water? You could write something else or leave it empty. I can understand it. But if you write about avoiding water, I really didn't expect it. You wrote in your profile what the person's natural ability is? It's quite strange that you haven't written something more relevant.

I'm just happy to read these articles that aren't about bitterness and hatred. It's nice to have a human touch.

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Jiri: What do you mean by butt? So it's called a red-assed horse monkey?

Has the author read Journey to the West? What you wrote is not heaven but a pit!

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