No Taboos Across the Heavens

I am Hong Chen, and I have many identities. Hong Zhen Nan’s beloved disciple, Huang Feihong’s junior fellow apprentice, Wan Zonghua’s close friend, Zhang Tianzhi’s boss, and Gong Yutian’s successor. The King of Stanley Prison, a shining light of the Hong Kong police, a North American bandit, a European thug, a shadow assassin, and a BK killer. Qiao Feng’s sworn elder brother, Yang Kang’s adoptive father, the Tomb Sect’s nemesis, Zhang Sanfeng’s wedding officiant, the man who rips out Xiong Ba’s heart, and the executioner of Di Shitian. A traveler to Mars, a castaway on the Moon, a voyager across the stars, a thief of dream secrets, a guardian of the space elevator, and little Moss’s beloved father. Lin Fengjiao’s disciple, Mao Xiaofang’s martial nephew, the underworld’s closest partner, the Thunder Department’s unspoken little Celestial Venerable, the cinnabar mole of female ghosts, the Ma family’s moonlight, the undead’s taboo, and the last Celestial Master. Silent Hill’s purifier, a zombie exterminator, Freddy’s nightmare, Chu Renmei’s teacher, and the one who lays Sadako and Kayako to rest. A Hogwarts schoolboy, the foremost innovator of wands, the founder of alphabetic spells, the man who makes Grindelwald feel inferior, who brings Voldemort to tears and makes the old honey-loving wizard weep. A regular visitor to the Demon-Locking Pagoda of Mount Shu, the Moon-Worship Sect Leader’s mentor, Qingyun Sect’s senior disciple, the holder of the Immortal-Slaying Sword, Xu Xian’s imitator, and Fahai’s tattoo artist. Loki’s adoptive father, Bruce Wayne’s godfather, Spider-Man’s teacher, the savior of Kryptonian genes, the eternal leader of mutants, and the pioneer of human evolution. The Tang Empire’s Imperial Preceptor, the Daoist sect’s vanguard, the Dragon Clan’s hope, Taibai’s confidant, the Heavenly Court’s biggest rebel, and the Underworld’s best agent. The Heavenly Emperor, the Underworld’s Supreme Venerable. Hong Chen, founder of the Dao. Of course, these identities don’t matter. My favorite identity is... the husband of many people.