The Best Employee of the Myriad Worlds Group

Dear Boss,

Hello!

My name is Lu Qianxun, and I’ve been the top employee at the Myriad Worlds Group for three years running.

My specialties include eating, drinking, fighting, standing in for someone, running errands, insulting people, killing, ambushing, taking revenge, playing games, boosting ranks, writing, taking exams (struck through), and going to the bathroom on someone’s behalf...

I’ve completed hundreds of orders, with an overall customer satisfaction rating of over 99%. Here are a few reviews:

The Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Xiao Feng: Five stars. Brother Lu is diligent and sincere, and he completed the job perfectly. His drinking capacity is the best under heaven. I can’t compare!

X-Men, Erik Lehnsherr: Five stars. He saved me and my family, and he saved the mutants, too. He’s powerful, though he isn’t a mutant, so I gave him my abilities and made him one of us. We need him.

A Chinese Ghost Story, Nie Xiaoqian: Four and a half stars. Young Master Lu is handsome, refined, elegant, and bright-eyed. However, I cannot accept the notion that the living and the dead belong to separate worlds, so I’m deducting half a star. My great vengeance has been avenged, and I have escaped the cycle of reincarnation. I have nothing to repay him with, but in my next life I would gladly give myself to him.

Earth Online, Some Shut-In: Five stars. Brother Lu is a master of martial arts and a man of profound wisdom. He completed the job perfectly and provided warm, attentive, thoughtful, proactive, and responsible service. I’ll hire him again next time! And, brother, take me with you when you transmigrate!

That’s a brief introduction. If you’d like to hire me, please silently repeat “Qianxun, Qianxun, I can’t do without you” three times. Once I accept the order, I’ll contact you to arrange a time and arrive promptly to help solve your problems.

Finally, I hope you have a wonderful day!