A Big Shot in the Marvel Universe

Tony Stark, for maliciously refusing a takeover, is sentenced to one year in prison.

Place of incarceration: A003 Weapons Research and Development Base

Natasha Romanoff, for maliciously seducing the Group's founder, an offense of serious severity, is sentenced to one month in prison.

Place of incarceration: 129th Floor, One Central Park, Manhattan

Nick Fury, for maliciously stealing the Group's secrets and repeatedly maliciously interfering with its operations, in an especially egregious case with extremely serious consequences, is sentenced to life imprisonment.

Place of incarceration: Cotton Plantation, Texas Agricultural Park

The Group is closely monitoring yesterday's invasion of Wakanda by Thanos of the Eternals.

Mr. Reno expresses his deepest regret for the victims of the invasion and is leading an aid team to Wakanda today to convey his condolences. The Group will do everything it can to help Wakanda restore normal life and production.

The more than 3.8 million employees of the Reno Group wish children around the world a happy Children's Day!

T'Challa, for maliciously refusing the Group's aid, is sentenced to one year in prison.

Place of incarceration: Cotton Plantation, Texas Agricultural Park